Saturday, March 30, 2013

The See Me Rollin'

From my YOUTUBE page

Can't sleep, blogs will eat me

From you YOUTUBE channel

Friday, March 29, 2013

A Reading From The Binder Of Shame

Another bit of nonsense from 2009. This is about role playing games and I screw it up right out of the gate.

Newly revised “AUDIO AND VIDEO”

The Man That Ate Newborns (by Chilling Tales For Dark Nights)

Paranormal Empathy

The Ocean Doesn't Want Me

Another Fine Mess

The Team That Couldn't Shoot Straight (by Role Playing Public Radio)

Achy Breaky Mythos (by Role Playing Public Radio)

Death By Thumbs (by Role Playing Public Radio)

The Bad Rifts Project (by Role Playing Public Radio)

The D&D Session That Mostly Wasn't (by Role Playing Public Radio)

Precious Machine (by the NoSleep podcast)

The Man That Ate Newborns (by the NoSleep podcast)


Recommended Double Features

I just saw EVIL DEAD 2013... here are some thoughts.

from my YOUTUBE channel

(Insane, Yet Amusing And Disturbing News) Naked 500 pound man chases son of Westboro Baptist Church leader...



The son of gay-hate church leader Fred Phelps has been attacked live on TV by an obese naked man who sat on him and shouted 'who's your daddy now?'

Westboro Baptist Church member David Phelps was being interviewed in a mobile studio when a 35-stone man, who was wearing no clothes, suddenly burst out of a loo to confront him....



A fan made trailer for DOCTOR WHO'S 50th Anniversary



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Thursday, March 28, 2013

(Insane Product) bacon condoms. Bacon Condoms. BACON CONDOMS?????


Made in America of the highest quality latex. Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon. As an added bonus, J&D’s baconlube™ ultra premium water based meat flavored personal lubricant has been generously applied inside and out for an even more hot pork experience...



To buy some click here but if you do never make eye contact with me again...

The plot thickens at BROODHOLLOW...

The trailer for YOU'RE NEXT is well... next!

(Insane News) There is going to be a KISS HELLO KITTY show?



"four Kiss x Hello Kitty characters living their rock 'n' roll dreams and bringing pink anarchy to every situation they are in."


(Awesome Art) BRENDAN TOBIN gives us TARZAN vs GRODD!

A warning for all you DOCTOR WHO fans out there...

Modern video games as Atari cartridges

Another video blog/story reading. Sick of them yet?

From my YOUTUBE Page


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Another one of my video vlogs from 2009... Lord help me I kind of miss doing these...

You know?


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Will Michael Bukowski's LIVING TREE give you wood? (Why did I go there? Why?)

Great... now I want to see an all-cosplay version of Shakespeare...

WONDER WOMAN TRIFECTA PART THREE! "Hmm, Maybe THIS Is Why WB Are Nervous about Wonder Woman"

From TOPLESS ROBOT (again)


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WONDER WOMAN TRIFECTA PART TWO! "Bill Walko’s Wonder Woman Family!"

WONDER WOMAN TRIFECTA PART ONE! "How Does the Porn Industry Do DC Movies Better than WB?"

From Topless Robot



This is Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman, from a forthcoming Axel Braun movie. A porn parody version of DC's top female superhero, who still has yet to get a big-budget film of her own.


Now, we can be honest and say that nobody expects Kane to have Helen Mirren-level thespian skills - but would you or would you not pay to see someone who looked like that flying an invisible jet, facing down the god of war and lassoing bad a movie without penetration?


Oh no. If DC does anything, it'll be a TV show in which she doesn't wear a costume anything like the one she's known for. Meanwhile, a pornographer's expensive fan fiction nabs all the horny nerd dollars...

"It was a massacre." The latest storyline at FALSE POSITIVE continues...

Juan Santapau's THE SECRET KNOTS continues to explore 'the Strange World'

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Still messin' with YOUTUBE...

Fiddled around with turning another one of my audio stories into a video.


Again I want to hear what you think of these and if you want to hear/see more.


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More Hit Girl in the latest trailer for KICK ASS 2!

Two trailers for THE WOLVERINE!


Don't forget- your reviews and recommendations help! (The same goes for your spare change...)

As you know I have some Ebooks out there on the World Wide Webs. They're only 99 cents so why not try one out? And be sure to leave a review!

If you like what you fine here be sure to recommended me to your friends. If you hate this website and all I stand for be sure to recommend me to your enemies! 

And of course my Virtual Tip Jar is ready to take your donations-


Now I need to get BACK TO FRANK BLACK





Back To Frank Black is the name of the online campaign to bring back Millennium, with the chief focus being on a film (though some fans would love a new series). Beginning in 2008, the fan campaign is one of the most consolidated and organized of all fan campaigns, with efforts placed in letter writing, podcasting, social media interaction, and much more all in the hope of bringing back Frank Black.

If that isn’t enough, the campaign has caught the attention of Lance Henriksen, main star of the series, who has become a vocal supporter of the fans campaigning for the return of Millennium. Furthermore, other names associated with the series have added their support, including Frank Spotnitz, Klea Scott, Brittany Tiplady, Megan Gallagher, and creator Chris Carter.

And now, here comes the book… Back To Frank Black: A Return To Chris Carter’s Millennium is not only indication to the campaign and the series, but to the fans as well. The novel explores the intricacies and depth of the show, but underscores why it was such a cornerstone moment in television media, and explains how in this contemporary age, Millennium is more relevant than ever...

You can purchase the book at AMAZON.COM

The always-entertaining webcomic BROODHOLLOW has generated some fan animation!




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ANOTHER FINE MESS or just a bad freakin' idea?

Bit of an experiment here folks. Never used my YOUTUBE channel for much before so I decided to post this old video blog story I created a few years back. Audio and video are a bit lacking but then so is my delivery and grammar. I've been thinking of posting some fiction readings now and again. What do you think? Would you like to see more? I'd also like to know what you thought of the story as well, I made it up as I was going along mostly...


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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

More DOCTOR WHO prequel/teaser awesomeness!

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I have no idea why I posted this... no idea at all.

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The film EDDIE THE SLEEPWALKING CANNIBAL has one Hell of a title!



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And now a musical interlude...



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The Cold Inside Chapter Twenty-four part one

The Cold Inside
Chapter Twenty-four
part one

Monday December 19, 1994

Midterms week had begun but it was obvious to Tristam that not everyone was focusing on their exams. Warren found a package of hot dogs sitting in the middle their table at the cafeteria. Adelphos  grabbed it and threw it in the trash. Simply touching the damp room-temperature package caused the popular table to erupt into a chorus of hoots and catcalls that continued until it disturbed the lunch aides from their languor. Tristam risked a glance at the front tables and noticed the rifts he'd seen opening up earlier were growing wider. The popular kids seemed to have unconsciously divided the table in half. There had always been feuds; when Tristam had been among them he'd been shocked at the brutality of some of the cheerleaders and the cattiness of some of the jocks. Now they were split between two camps; his sister, her boyfriend and their followers on one end- Evan, Fred Trager and their chosen circle on the other.

Am I seeing a palace coup? Tristam wondered.

“I talked to my Dad about what was happening with Drew.” Greg said, “And he took it upon himself to speak with Drew's father.”

Warren groaned, “Oh man. How could he?”

“What's wrong with that? He knows Drew, she's been over to the house just about every weekend for almost two years.”

Yusuf asked, “Is this one of those 'It takes a village to raise a child' things?”

“Look.” Warren said, “His father getting involved makes it look like we've been doing nothing but worry about her for the last two weeks.”

Tristam shrugged, “That is mostly true.”

“Did he find anything out?” Adelphos asked.

“Yes,” Greg finished the last bite of his lunch and fell silent.

Rich cleared his throat “You're being a bit vague there pal.”

“Sorry. It's just not easy to say this. Drew isn’t coming back.”

Yusuf dropped his sandwich, “What happened? They couldn't afford tuition anymore?”

“No. She's moved away to live with her aunt. Her father said she couldn't take the way this place was making her feel. He said she was practically suicidal.” Greg explained.

“Those fuckers.” Tristam said, “Those fuckers couldn't lay off her could they?”

“She promised to try and write us once she got her head on straight again.” Greg mustered a smile, “That's something I suppose.”

Would this have happened... Tristam wondered, Would this have happened if I had just had the nerve to kiss her?

“And then there were six.” Warren looked like he'd been punched.

“We need to start fighting back.” Adelphos said, “We need to start kicking a little ass around here.”

Yusuf said, “A nice idea but I think you and Tristam are the only ones of us that can fight and you and Tristam are the ones closest to getting thrown out of school.”

“There's a thought.” Rich stuffed his half-eaten lunch back into the brown paper bag, “Maybe we could all get thrown out together. A blaze of glory kind of thing.”

Tristam shot another glare at the front table, he had a momentary vision of it burning. “Where does Drew's aunt live?”


“Where is she moving to?”

Greg said, “Somewhere upstate, near Herkimer I think, they didn’t want to be specific.”

“What I don't get-” Adelphos said, “-is why she all of a sudden lost it. I mean kids have been ragging on her since Kindergarten. It would just roll off her like water off a duck's back.”

Rich gestured vaguely, “This has got to have something to do with all the free groceries we've been getting lately.”

“Yes.” Yusuf agreed “And the slurping sounds.”

Something clicked in Tristam's head, “Shit.”

“What?” Warren leaned forward.

“Think about it, think about the way they've been acting. Think about why Drew would suddenly pull out of school and move far away.”

Greg shook his head, “No. No. No. No way. Things are bad but they're not that bad. That's movie of the week crap you're talking about.”

The sound Warren made was somewhere between a gasp and a sob, “They raped her. They raped her and now they're laughing about it.”

Rich snorted with disgust, “Even for us that's crazy talk.”

“You have a better idea what's going on?” Tristam thought about how Phil said that people where no good- that people were all savages on the inside. He had said, that in the end you couldn't change the world or enlighten the masses. All you could do was protect yours and your own.

“It had to be that bastard Evan. He lives right next door to her.” Warren said.

“We need to find who did this.” Adelphos said, “We need to be sure. And then we need to bring the thunder.”

“Woah!” Greg raised his voice, “Look we are not going to go off all half-cocked here. If we do anything we get in trouble and they still win.”
Tristam said, “I think Greg's right. We need to find out what happened but if they hurt her… If they did what I think they did…”

Michael Bukowski brings us the SPAWN OF YOG-SOTHOTH II. (Electric Boogaloo sold separately.)

Sunday, March 24, 2013

(Awesome Art) Dan McDaid shows us what happens when Conan meets the Doctor!

The prequel and trailer for THE BELLS OF ST JOHN!

Are you prepared for GOOGLY EYES???



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