Saturday, June 1, 2013

My THE BABY review redux (and reduced)

A shortened version of my THE BABY review is now available for your viewing pleasure.


My THEY CALL ME MACHO WOMAN review redux (and reduced)

A shortened version of my THE CALL ME MACHO WOMAN review is now available for your viewing pleasure.


Friday, May 31, 2013

AMY'S BAKING COMPANY is getting a reality series? Is that sad or awesome?



Amy’s Baking Company owners Amy and Samy Bouzaglo are making the best of their nasty and embarrassing appearance on Gordon Ramsay‘s Kitchen Nightmares by capitalizing with their own reality TV show, has exclusively learned.

The off-the-wall and loud-mouthed couple is currently entertaining several offers from production companies for their own show — and an insider tells Radar that Amy and Samy hope to seal the deal.

“Right now Cineflix is the most serious production company trying to secure Amy and Samy. They want to develop a show around their restaurant and their bad behavior,” the source revealed.

“Amy and Samy are all for it because they feel like it’s the only way to keep their restaurant open.”

As previously reported, Amy and Samy’s appearance on Kitchen Nightmares was the most memorable in the show’s history, and after an onslaught of online hate mail and death threats directed towards the couple it was revealed that Amy is a convicted felon, Samy is currently facing deportation, the restaurant had a history of Health Department violations and business continues to fail — making them reality TV gold...


(and yes'll I'll watch the damn thing...)












Possibly the greatest wedding photo in the history of ever...

Sometimes I get Tom Jones songs stuck in my head all day...

but it's not unusual.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"

Because why not?