The Only Good Movies Blog 'Top 100 Movie Killers'

The Only Good Movies Blog sent me a little heads up about their 'Top 100 Movie Killers' list.

They were kind enough to mention me mentioning JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING when I was talking about the movie BIO SLIME.

And it is a good list they've got over there but I would have to debate that The Tall Man from PHANTASM is more of an alien than a supernatural menace.

Nice to meet you Good Movies Blog!

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy

It was his life's dream to become a cagefighter but he started small by getting into shoving matches in gazebos.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Nine

Working nights for meager pay in a bad neighborhood sure wasn't Cal's dream come true- but being a DJ in a strip club was.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Eight

The longer she drove the stranger the landscape became and while the voices on the radio became more familiar.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Seven

“It's not that I want the Albany division to perform better,” Bob said, “I just want to be able to do a half-assed job too.”

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Six

Gary had almost talked his way out of the speeding ticket when the patrolwoman realized he was staring at her mustache.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Five

Time travel led to the discovery of parallel universes- which was a boon to swingers clubs. The term do-over gained new meaning.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Four

Finally at age 40 Sherrie realized why bad things happened to good people. God was too busy folding laundry.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Three

The police chased his car for almost an hour. He wouldn't stop until he reached the end of the audiobook.

YOGA the horror film? Why the Hell not?

The blog Paracinema has just blown my mind with this teaser trailer for the Korean horror film YOGA.

So it has hot chicks stretching AND its a horror film?

Count me in...

Assuming the gods of free time and disposable income are merciful.

"wHaT aRe yOu DoInG hErE?"

Let's all thank Horror's Not Dead for pointing out that Session 9 one of the great modern horror films is watchable for free on HULU.

My missus is a big time Hulu addict. I sadly am too busy blogging to do such things...

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Two

Daisy reeled at the news- her husband to be had run off with the caterer. She sure as Hell put a stop payment on that check.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty One

Most of his adult life was spent collecting cats and memories, as he grew older he had a hard time keeping track of both.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty

As far as Agent Krump was concerned having your gout inflamed by bad takeout food was an injury in the line of duty.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty

It wasn't that she was a hypochondriac it was just that every illness was one step closer to her last illness.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Nine

All the guys visited the massage parlor for their 'Happy Endings', only a brave few opted for the 'Cathartic Finale'.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Eight

The only thing Audra hated more than the persecution of witches was witches with persecution complexes.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Seven

Amazing Ed became a costumed avenger late in life but the rough and tumble lifestyle helped keep his kidney stones manageable.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Six

The Red Parthenon woke their daemon-children and they in turn drove men to madness. The Apocalypse had been outsourced.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Five

No one should have been surprised when Joe Aardvark had killed both his aunts.