Sunday, November 8, 2026

FRESH OFF THE BUS FROM CREEPYTOWN: Countdown To The Beginning

By Al Bruno III



0:00


This account is intended for anyone who might unearth this research center. I've configured the computer's audio system to record whenever I speak or make a sound. The hard drive has enough space for thirty-six hours of audio. That should be all I need.

Since Mission Control does not respond, I can only surmise that they, too, have been compromised.

My name is Professor Ray Hengel. I leave our data and this audio journal in the hope that it will somehow aid whoever finds this place.

I am the only remaining member of our research contingent. There were twelve of us at the start: a gathering of forensic specialists, neurologists, biologists, chemists, toxicologists, and a pair of military consultants. We also had twenty-five infected cadavers to work with.

I prefer the term *infected cadaver* to the appellation the media is using: zombie. It brings to mind the stuff of cheap horror films and primitive superstition. If you take nothing else from my chronicle, dear listener, know this: this is a problem that can only be solved by science.

Our assignment was to find some way to stop the walking undead before they swept humanity aside. There were many early successes for our group. We determined that the source of the infected cadaver outbreak was not caused by the wrath of a vengeful God, witchcraft, voodoo, or something equally ludicrous. The source of the outbreak was radiation, radiation carried on the back of a comet, much as fleas carried the plague from one unsuspecting host to another centuries ago.

The tragedy here is that we failed to realize the power of said radiation, the sheer scope of its reconstitutive abilities. Our procedures were as simple as they were methodical. At the beginning of every week, we would pull one of the infected cadavers from cold storage and begin a protracted series of tests. We analyzed everything from their hair to their basal ganglia, and we were beginning to gain some understanding of how the radiation had animated previously lifeless tissue.

I am utterly certain that, had disaster not befallen us, we would have found a way to stop this nightmare from unfolding any further.

No, wait. I have so little time, and I still haven't explained the purpose of this audio record. You see, I was bitten on the right hand, in the fleshy web between the thumb and index finger. The force of the bite was sufficient to fracture the first and second metacarpals. A considerable amount of skin and underlying muscle tissue was torn away in the process. I've kept the wound wrapped in bandages until now. I'm going to unwrap it and examine the damage.
 

Fascinating. The bleeding has ceased, but the tissue surrounding the wound is darkening, almost like an abrasion on the surface of a piece of overripe fruit. I briefly probed the area with a scalpel and discovered a spreading purulence. It resembled pus, although it possessed a peculiar reddish-black coloration.

More troubling was its consistency. The substance was threaded with countless fine, branching filaments, resembling fungal hyphae or the fibrous growth of certain primitive plant organisms. I've never encountered anything quite like it.

Is this how the infection will eventually supplant my central nervous system? I wonder what effect it will have on the higher brain functions.

I wonder.

One of my fellow scientists, a garrulous little man named Wilkins, kept a cache of liquor in his rooms. I think I could use a drink. Several drinks, in fact.



1:59



It appears that I will not be having that drink after all. I suppose this explains my lack of appetite as well.

Mere moments after taking a sip from the box of wine Wilkins kept under his bed, I found myself wracked with nausea. At first, I attributed this loss of self-control to the low-quality swill I had foolishly imbibed, but as my retching metamorphosed into a bout of dry heaves, I began to realize that something far more malignant was at work.

I made my way to the battlefield that had once been our cafeteria and tried to see if I could keep down a pair of crackers and a glass of water. If anything, the resulting illness was even more prolonged and terrible. Just speaking about it makes me want to be sick all over again.

Much like rabies, it appears that the infection causes the sufferer's digestive system to reject all nourishment. I wonder if that is why the affected cadavers must feast upon living flesh.



7:39


 

Woke with a fever. 103, I think. It's hard to tell; my eyes are blurry. I kept dreaming of my loved ones. My wife, my parents, my—

Never mind. Such sentimental drivel doesn't exactly pertain to my thesis, does it?

To the point. Approximately nine hours after contracting the infection, I find myself feverish. There is a slight ringing in my ears, and I am ravenously hungry. The discoloration around the bite has spread down my fingers and up my forearm as far as the heads of the radius and ulna. They resemble dark threads working their way toward my heart.

My father died of a heart attack. I wonder if this will feel similar.

My hand occasionally clenches of its own volition. It's like watching a laboratory rat in its death throes.

 

8:28


 

...stupid, really. We should have realized. We should have taken better precautions.

I pieced together what had happened by reviewing the security tapes. Those two researchers never got the chance to dispose of anything. They were vivisecting one of the infected corpses. They had immobilized it by first strapping it to the table and then amputating its limbs and lower jaw. They extracted the infected cadaver's organs, took samples, and weighed them.

This was not simple sadism at work. We did this to determine whether the various nerve agents we were testing were having any effect at all. Besides, our main concern was testing and studying the infected cadavers' artificially stimulated nervous systems. Those excess tissues merely got in the way.

They threw the discarded tissues into a container. Then, when everything that could be learned about the infected cadaver had been learned, the organs and the still-struggling torso were taken to the incinerator for disposal.

We should have guessed. I should have guessed that the neural matrix created by the alien radiation would not subscribe to the patterns of behavior exhibited by Earthly life forms. This neural matrix was multi-tiered (dare I say, holographic?) in nature. Unfettered by the powerful neurological impulses that ordinarily governed them, the discarded tissues somehow adapted themselves to operate on a fundamentally different level.

Like a planarian worm, which can regenerate an entire organism from a fragment.

And it looked something like a giant worm attacking when the infected cadaver's small intestine looped itself around one of the researchers and dragged him screaming into the fetid trash barrel.

The other researcher then made the mistake of fleeing the room, leaving the door open.

What happened next was like a butcher shop comedy. Somehow, that infected cadaver, or rather what remained of it, managed to free its monstrous kin from cold storage. Whether this was through dumb luck or an intelligence that had previously gone unnoticed, I can't say.

By the time we realized what was going on, we were being overrun.



9:31


 

The ringing in my ears is getting louder. I can't stop sweating. The black lines have spread all the way to my chest. It feels as though there's a fist in there, slowly squeezing my lungs.

My stomach is aching with hunger, but everything I've tried to eat, everything from ice cubes to raw hamburger, refuses to stay down. At this rate, I'll dehydrate before I succumb to the infection itself. Perhaps that's a mercy.

If, by some miracle, Caroline Majors is still alive and a message can be delivered to her, tell her... tell her I was thinking of her.



10:37


 

...Nuh... not want... Nuh... can't... Jesus! Don't want to die... not like this... not like this... Nuh...



18:07


 

It's a miracle! A miracle! No more fever. The discoloration on my hand is fading, and I can move my fingers again. Not as well as I used to, but still. Perhaps the human autoimmune system does have a way to combat the infection. I must see if I can contact the government!

But first, I'm going to record my vital statistics and take a blood sample. Any information I can gather might be useful. The cure could be in my white blood cells, just waiting to be released.



19:07


 

My breathing was nothing more than a reflex action. I let my exuberance get the better of me. It doesn't make any sense! Why am I still here? Why am I still talking?

 

20:18



The fever was bad. Worse than I ever expected. It killed me. You hear me talking, but I'm an infected cadaver now. The brain dies last, like a fish in a tank nobody cleans.



21:02


 

Stabbed me self—No! Myself! Stabbed myself in tummy. Blood, but no pain. I like that. No pain, but still here. Falling apart like... falling apart...

I'm going to get one of the guns off one of the military soldiers that died in the cafeteria. Shot to the head always works... scientifically proven...



22:24


The soldier lying on his back, arms out like Jesus. And Jesus say, "Take and eat; this is my body." So I did. It was cold, and it filled my belly, but then it came out through the holes I made. Maybe that's why I'm still hungry...



26:12


 

...God, why? God, why? God, why?...

 

34:32



...they're huuuuhhh... muh-ore soldiers... huhhhhh... suh-hoon... uhm... stuh-ill in muh muhnd buh-ut I can't stuh-stop! suh huh-ungry... uh-all uh huh-ave luh-ft is thu huh-unger...

Friday, November 6, 2026

The Night Blogger - The Trevi Collection

 

The Night Blogger
by 
 Al Bruno III 
 
May 2nd …there are things no one ever expects to hear, and I don't care who you are or where you live, the term 'Brony Death Cult' has to be in your top ten.

But that's what the Albany PD’s Chief of Detectives believed caused the death of Chad Trevi. He even announced it in an impromptu press conference without the slightest trace of self awareness.

One of the first things wrong with their cockamamie theory was that Chad Trevi wasn’t into My Little Ponies, he was all about My Happy Horses. Now for those of you with lives and families please allow me to explain that My Happy Horses are the Go-Bots of the plastic equine world. In other words they were a cheaply made cash-in product created to flood the dollar stores for the holidays.

Of course as soon as Hasbro found out about My Happy Horses they rained hellfire and lawyers down upon the creatively challenged Tomlande Toys Inc and the My Happy Horses line was shut down before it had barely gotten off the ground. Hundreds of the toys were pulled from the shelves and sent away to be destroyed.

That meant the ones that had actually been sold or slipped through the cracks were very rare and very collectable. A complete set of the twelve different horses were very hard to find but Chad had them all, and then some.

Other toy collectors say he had gone to unethical lengths to get them but then again I have no idea what the ethics of toy collecting are.

It all began when Chad was entertaining Les Spencer, a much wealthier My Happy Horses obsessive. We don’t know what was said but friends knew Chad was eager to show off what he was sure would make his collection the envy of his peers.

The showing must not have gone over well. Neighbors reported shouts and a slammed door. A Denny’s waitress positively identified Les as the man drowning his sorrows in an epic stack of pancakes. Les told the police that he went home right after that but the police believe that he then doubled back on foot, somehow got back into Chad Trevi’s apartment and killed him with a blunt object they had yet to find.

The real story is far, far stranger than that…

 

 *


…another day, another intrusion into a crime scene. It was two days after Chad Trevi met his untimely and unlikely end. It's funny how inured I've become to police tape, I give it about as much passing thought as you give a clicking on a terms of service agreement.

These days however I am a little smarter in my trespasses. I own a jumpsuit just like the ones the guys at Remediation Crime Scene Clean Up use, so now if someone spots me creeping around the site of a violent death they can dismiss me as some working stiff burning the midnight oil. 

How should I describe Chad Trevi's apartment? There was a crappy couch, a filthy TV, a sink brimming with dishes and a bag of rank-smelling laundry near the door. Ordinarily fingerprint powder and chalk outlines would stand out like a grim reminder of our ultimate mortality but here they kind of tied the room together. 

I spent a few minutes examining the chalk outline. The boards from the section of floor where Chad’s head had been were pulled up. My sources told me that his skull had been stuck with such force that it had driven fragments of bone into the wood.

I’d seen pictures of the police’s main suspect and let me tell you Les Spencer does not look like the kind of guy that could break anything larger than a potato chip, and according to Les’s brother Tom the guy was so squeamish he’d faint at the sight of a rare steak.

That’s how I got involved in all this. Tom Spencer is a member of the FEAROFTRUTH forum. He posts under the name ‘CaptainTrekker’ and he asked me to try and prove his adopted brother was innocent. I warned Tom that any mysteries I stuck my nose into usually ended up having a body count roughly equal to the final act of Hamlet but ‘CaptainTrekker’ was most insistent.

I turned my attention to the second bedroom of Chad’s apartment, where he kept his collection. Now I have to admit my inner child thrilled a little at the sight of so many GI Joes, Micro Machines and Teenage Mutant Ninja figures displayed on glass paneled white oak shelves but it was obvious the true gem of his collection was the My Happy Horses.

The display was a four-tiered pyramid-shaped shelving structure with the plastic toys arranged in ascending order from the most common, relatively speaking, to the rarest. The space at the top of the pyramid was reserved for his pride and joy - Lil’ Blucifer.

The legend of Lil’ Blucifer is an obscure one, and considering the legend is attached to an obscure toy line, I had to go all the way to the second page of my Google search to learn about it. Lil’ Blucifer was designed to be an antagonist for the Happy Horses, an equine antagonist if you will. The design of the toy had been based on the 32 foot tall, garish Blue Mustang statue that marks the entrance to the Denver International Airport. Before being completed the statue fell on his sculptor and killed him. From there things went downhill, it was linked to deaths, madness and the Blue Kachina Prophecy of the Hopi Indians.

A strange idea for a cheap knockoff toy manufacturer. I guess someone was trying to be clever. 

Trust me, clever people and hipsters will be the death of this world.

My theory was that somehow, the curse of Big Blucifer passed on to his plastic effigies. Somehow that cheap, hard to find toy had called up a supernatural force that pulverized Chad Trevi with a single strike of its hooves. It was the kind of supernatural force that could only be stopped by clever application of that most blasphemous and blessed sigil, the Sign of Ninazu.

A great theory, but the problem was that the toy wasn’t where it belonged, the top of the display was empty. My sources told me the police hadn’t taken any of Chad’s collection into evidence yet. Had some sticky-fingered cop stolen it? It made no sense to me, suddenly none of this made any sense.

I decided a top to bottom search of the apartment was in order. First I checked beneath the couch, I found a remote control, several empty bags of potato chips and one sock of disturbing stiffness. The bedroom and kitchen were no less disgusting and toy free. All I found in the hall closet was a pair of coats, an umbrella, and an indigo-colored stallion of clydesdale-esque proportions. Blazing red eyes glared down at me as I slowly and carefully closed the closet door.

I got clear of the door just as it exploded into splinters. The daemon horse strode out of the closet, the closet that was too small to hold a bicycle much less a horse from Hell, or Denver.

The world seemed to slow down in it’s proximity, the ticking of the clock, the pace of my terrified breathing, the sound of the traffic outside. The whole world had slowed down except for Blucifer.

Did I mention the damn thing was between me in the exit?

It reared up on it’s hind legs, bloodied hooves cut the air. It’s head passed through the ceiling, the solid plaster rippled like the surface of a pond.

With nowhere else to go I ran into the bathroom and in a gesture of hopeless optimism locked the door behind me. I dropped to my knees and dug the charcoal pen from my pocket.

My hand sketched out the lines, crosses and curves of that most blasphemous and blessed sigil with practiced ease. Jasper was the one that had made me practice it again and again. I silently thanked him as I drew and silently cursed him for leaving on a fools errand to Syria without so much as a goodbye argument.

There. I thought as I finished, Fastest Ninazu in the Northeast.

It brought the bathroom door crashing down with a single blow from its hooves. One foot came down on the toilet, shattering the porcelain like it was fine china.

The other foot came down dead center in the sign of Ninanzu…


*


…what else is there to say? If you’ve seen one satanic horse go down like the Wicked Witch of the West you’ve seen them all. The real kicker is what the shattered toilet revealed to me.

A lump of melted plastic that was a very bright shade of blue.

All the pieces fell into place then. 

You see Les did go home after he’d had a bite to eat, he’d gone home to his own Lil’ Blucifer. He’d always assumed his was the only remaining one.

You might wonder why, unlike Chad, he didn’t brag about his amazing acquisition. It’s because he understood what the thing really was, and what it could do.

Les Spencer wasn’t the kind of man to make enemies, but over the last two years some people he didn’t like had died unexpectedly.

An ex-girlfriend, a co-worker and now a rival toy collector all dead from one kind of blunt trauma or another.

Yes, I tried to tell the police.

No, they didn’t believe any of it.

Hell, you probably don’t believe me.

Not that it matters, the Spencer family’s high priced lawyer got all charges dropped this morning. Tom and his parents are going to be bringing him home this afternoon. No one’s told Les yet that some lunatic broke into his apartment and left five heat lamps there all going full blast. His beloved toys have been reduced to goop.

Every single one.

I plan to be there when he finds out. Wild horses couldn’t drag me away.

Thursday, November 5, 2026

This is Channel Ab3 Episode Thirty-Two: Late Bloomer (A story I didn't write)

 

 

 

Gods do not always beget gods...

 

Late Bloomer was written by Mazzz In Leeds

It was produced by Al Bruno III and Aiko van Wingerden

Our unpaid scientific advisor is Adam J Thaxton

The Channel Ab3 theme was written and performed by Rachel F Williams

Channel Ab3 logo was designed by Antonio G 

 

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Saturday, October 31, 2026

Help Keep THIS IS CHANNEL AB3 On the Air



I’m Al, and I’m raising support for myself and my fiction podcast, THIS IS CHANNEL AB3. I’ve been sharing stories on my blog since 2008, and over the years it has meant a lot to see people connect with my work and even adapt some of my stories for their own podcasts and YouTube channels with my permission. Before this show, I also created a podcast called THE NIGHT BLOGGER. My current show is a labor of love, built around humor and horror, and it has already grown to about 25 episodes. Most were written by me, with a few written by friends or adapted from classic public domain stories. 
 
Because this podcast is a hobby, it sometimes goes dormant when life gets busy or when production costs become too much for me to manage alone. I hire voice actors to perform the stories, and there are also costs for artwork and hosting. While the podcast does run commercials, it currently brings in only about 90 cents a month, which is nowhere near enough to keep production going consistently. Support through this fundraiser would help me cover those costs so I can continue creating new episodes, original stories, and special broadcasts without putting the show behind a paywall or turning it into something it was never meant to be. 
 
If you’ve enjoyed THIS IS CHANNEL AB3 and want to help keep it going, any contribution would mean a lot to me. There’s no subscription, no reward tier, and no obligation at all. This is simply a way to help cover expenses and make more episodes possible while supporting independent audio fiction. Thank you for listening, for caring about this project, and for helping me keep Channel AB3 on the air.
 

Friday, October 30, 2026

This is Channel Ab3 Episode Thirty-One: The 2021 Channel Ab3 Halloween Special

Hello there. Long time, no listen.

In honor of the most wonderful night of the year, I’d like to share the something from original Channel Ab3 podcast from back in 202. It features some of my stories you may or may not have enjoyed before, along with a bunch of wonderfully weird stuff from the public domain.

I hope you enjoy it as we head into a series of repeat postings that will eventually lead to new episodes in 2027!

I can’t wait to share them with you.

THIS IS CHANNEL AB3 Halloween Special

MUSIC & FEATURED MATERIAL

Opening Theme
“Funny Halloween” — GentleJammers

“Southern Fried Shokushu”
Written by Al Bruno III
Read by Daniel C. Johnson

“Hush Hush Here Comes the Bogey Man”
Performed by Henry Hall and His Orchestra
Public domain recording, available via the Internet Archive.

“The Dark”
From the 1937 episode of Lights Out
Written by Arch Obler
Public domain, available via the Internet Archive.

“Swingin’ at the Seance”
Glenn Miller & His Orchestra — Dorothy Claire
Public domain recording, available via the Internet Archive.

“Found on the Laptop of Dr. Todd Booth”
Written and read by Al Bruno III

“The House Is Haunted”
Performed by Ramona with the Park Avenue Boys
Public domain recording, available via the Internet Archive.

“The Vampire’s Grave”
The Boris Karloff Show
Public domain, available via the Internet Archive.

“With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm”
Performed by Stanley Holloway
Public domain recording, available via the Internet Archive.


THE NIGHT BLOGGER - “Gunnyhead”

Written by Al Bruno III
Produced by Al Bruno III and Brian Mansi
Performed by Brian Mansi

Opening Podcast Theme: Josh Bruno
Closing Podcast Theme: Nicolas Gasparini

Unpaid Scientific Advisor: Adam J. Thaxton

Credits Read By:
Miss Sherri


Channel Ab3 logo was designed by Antonio G 

 

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Friday, October 23, 2026

Help Keep THIS IS CHANNEL AB3 On the Air


I’m Al, and I’m raising support for myself and my fiction podcast, THIS IS CHANNEL AB3. I’ve been sharing stories on my blog since 2008, and over the years it has meant a lot to see people connect with my work and even adapt some of my stories for their own podcasts and YouTube channels with my permission. Before this show, I also created a podcast called THE NIGHT BLOGGER. My current show is a labor of love, built around humor and horror, and it has already grown to about 25 episodes. Most were written by me, with a few written by friends or adapted from classic public domain stories. 
 
Because this podcast is a hobby, it sometimes goes dormant when life gets busy or when production costs become too much for me to manage alone. I hire voice actors to perform the stories, and there are also costs for artwork and hosting. While the podcast does run commercials, it currently brings in only about 90 cents a month, which is nowhere near enough to keep production going consistently. Support through this fundraiser would help me cover those costs so I can continue creating new episodes, original stories, and special broadcasts without putting the show behind a paywall or turning it into something it was never meant to be. 
 
If you’ve enjoyed THIS IS CHANNEL AB3 and want to help keep it going, any contribution would mean a lot to me. There’s no subscription, no reward tier, and no obligation at all. This is simply a way to help cover expenses and make more episodes possible while supporting independent audio fiction. Thank you for listening, for caring about this project, and for helping me keep Channel AB3 on the air.
 

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