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Oh God it's Darth Vader!

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EVIL DEAD THE TV SERIES? OH HELL YEAH!! (I bet you thought I was gonna say 'Groovy'.)

From DEADLINE HOLLYWOOD

The Evil Dead movie franchise has officially crossed over to television with a 10-episode straight-to-series order from Starz for a 2015 premiere. Titled Ash Sam RaimiVs. Evil Dead, the followup to the classic film franchise reteams the original filmmakers, director Sam Raimi, longtime producing partner Rob Tapert and star Bruce Campbell who will serve as executive producers. Campbell will be reprising his role as Ash, the stock boy, aging lothario and chainsaw-handed monster hunter who has spent the last 30 years avoiding responsibility, maturity and the terrors of the Evil Dead. When a Deadite plague threatens to destroy all of mankind, Ash is finally forced to face his demons –personal and literal. Destiny, it turns out, has no plans to release the unlikely hero from its “Evil” grip...

He wants his two dollars! (AKA God Bless you Demian Slade wherever you are!)

as the demonic paperboy Johnny Gasparini BETTER OFF DEAD

as he is now

Whatever happened to Al Bruno III?

Don't worry friends and followers, I am still here just recovering mentally from a very rough last few months. I promise that I will start posting all the fun, fiction and booty shots you have all come to love and depend on.