Watching this video made me want to throw in the towel...

From BUZZFEED

The following photo was taken within moments of my realization that my pet bird was masturbating on my shoulder...

We haven't been able to make eye contact since...

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Five

Microsoft's Bob and Burger King's Herb are still out there and one day they will have revenge on us all.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Four

Gladys broke up with Tim after he emailed her that file. She'd warned him to keep their relationship causal- no attachments.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Three

The real secret to Johnny Appelseed's success was the way he exploited his core competencies.

The storyline promised by SUPER-TEAM FAMILY can only end with the sentence "And then they kissed."

From SUPER-TEAM FAMILY

The mad genius Conor Lastowka reveals what was really on that videotape in episode 7 of TRUE DETECTIVE!

Thanks to i09

The trailer for the final installment of the Arkham trilogy of games is here!

A Pon Farr Too Far? What are you up to now SUPER-TEAM FAMILY?

From SUPER-TEAM FAMILY

SO BAD SO GOOD has book titles worse than anything I could come up with - maybe.

from SO BAD SO GOOD

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are a lot of degrees of Kevin Bacon on display here.

From DREAD CENTRAL

Would somebody please turn off the lamp?

Thank you.

Brandon Tenold reviews THE DARK

From His awesome YouTube page