Friday, January 25, 2013

More Audio Al! A new adaption of my story 'The Man That Ate Newborns' by CHILLING TALES FOR DARK NIGHTS

The Man That Ate Newborns (by Chilling Tales For Dark Nights)

The Team That Couldn't Shoot Straight (by Role Playing Public Radio)

Achy Breaky Mythos (by Role Playing Public Radio)

Death By Thumbs (by Role Playing Public Radio)

The Bad Rifts Project (by Role Playing Public Radio)

The D&D Session That Mostly Wasn't (by Role Playing Public Radio)

Precious Machine (by the NoSleep podcast)

The Man That Ate Newborns (by the NoSleep podcast)

Another Fine Mess (read by the author)

The Ocean Doesn't Want Me Today (read by the author)

Paranormal Empathy (read by the author)

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Are you manly enough for this soap? Am I? (Probably not...)




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Good news, bad news, old news...


The good news? As you may know, our anniversary plans fell through so tomorrow is the first time my wife and I will really be able to spend some quality time together. I'm taking her to a special place, it is very expensive and is by reservation only. The bad news? One of us is going to get a colonoscopy.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

(Insane News) Drunk dude gets frostbite from sex with a snowman!

Found via FARK

Last week, a 64-year-old man in England was DRUNK, spotted a snowman on the street – and decided to HAVE SEX WITH IT.  By the time he was done, the snowman was destroyed and he had FROSTBITE on his JUNK. The hospital says it may have to be amputated but, so far he is “still in one piece.”

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