Friday, January 25, 2013
More Audio Al! A new adaption of my story 'The Man That Ate Newborns' by CHILLING TALES FOR DARK NIGHTS
Thursday, January 24, 2013
The good news? As you may know, our anniversary plans fell through so tomorrow is the first time my wife and I will really be able to spend some quality time together. I'm taking her to a special place, it is very expensive and is by reservation only. The bad news? One of us is going to get a colonoscopy.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Last week, a 64-year-old man in England was DRUNK, spotted a snowman on the street – and decided to HAVE SEX WITH IT. By the time he was done, the snowman was destroyed and he had FROSTBITE on his JUNK. The hospital says it may have to be amputated but, so far he is “still in one piece.”