Saturday, April 30, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
From the very first time Nova-Flame teamed up with the Pyro-Braniac they got along like a house on fire.
Once he realized the prostitute had an electroshock weapon he started screaming “Don't tase me Ho!”
Walmart shoppers in Stafford County saw the sight of their lives Tuesday night—a cow, on all fours, trying to score gallons of milk.
An 18-year-old man dressed up in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk around 10:35 p.m. from the Garrisonville Walmart, Stafford County Sheriff’s spokesman Bill Kennedy said...
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
(as should we all. He was one of us.)
GONE AND FORGOTTEN continues to skewer CONTINUITY COMICS (truthfully I always thought Ms. Mystic was kinda hot...)
Special insider knowledge for you aficionados of Urth 4: The guy who turned into Urth would suddenly find himself speaking in a Thor-ful pidgin Elizabethan dialect whenever he transformed and also, believe it or not, his name was Dwight Godd. Of the Pennsylvania Godds. Here’s some more special insider knowledge for you aficionados of Urth 4: There are no aficionados of Urth 4.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Superheroes gained powers from accidents all the time, and after the Viagra factory explosion Ralph found he had hardened defenses.
Lynn wasn't sure what kind of plastic surgery her sister wanted so she got her a lift certificate.
Supervillain chef Julia Infant bragger her a robot was made out of meat byproducts but most people thought it was full of baloney.
It was genius for Abner Deggent to disguise himself as an ape, it was bad luck he did it during mating season.
His sex life began with him alone in a room touching himself, after 30 years of marriage that is pretty much how it ended too.
Monday, April 25, 2011
The first volumes of the collected PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES and 5 SECOND FICTION are now available!