Saturday, July 11, 2009

The Cutest Evil Dead Girl



Well just try the trailer out and see what you think...

Clive Barker's BOOK OF BLOOD

They're trying to make each of the Books Of Blood stories into movies?

I liked MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN well enough, lets see what they can do with this one.

CTHULHU the movie

I have GOT to get around to seeing this.

Then again I have a whole shelf of DVDs I have GOT to get to don't I?

5 Second Fiction One Hundred

The hot date ended when maggot-ridden zombies surrounded the car. They could see parasites by the dashboard light.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Nine

He knew dozens of ways to take down an enemy, unfortunately none of them involved those little Styrofoam packing noodles.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Eight

For Matrim revenge was easy, knowing when to stop wasn't a skill he ever bothered to learn.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Seven

Psychotic Kid defended patriotism in a ninja costume made from an actual flag. If you mentioned the irony you got punched.

Friday, July 10, 2009

5 Second Fiction Ninety Six

At first he hadn't been sure about wearing a cape but after his first spandex malfunction Captain Hero was glad of it

5 Second Fiction Ninety Five

Of all his wife's birthmarks it was the one that resembled Elvis that disturbed Cliff the most. It seemed to stare at him.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Four

She left him overcome with passion. He left her wondering if she'd made a mistake.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Three

Possessed of an apocalyptic vision he built an ark in record time. When it started to snow his screams scared the animals.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

5 Second Fiction Ninety Two

The question that haunted Agent Krump was why would gunfights erupt between gangs of Cryptozoologists and Furries?

5 Second Fiction Ninety One

He learned that not only was pro wrestling real but it was also how the nations of the world secretly resolved disputes.

5 Second Fiction Ninety

They had the makings of a great super hero team but sadly all the good names were already under copyright.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Eight

Lord Evernight dropped onto his prey, leaving them wide-eyed. These were the moments he wished would last forever.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Nine

The Denny's manager had a real problem with the way Brett cleaned the ladies room. Mostly because he didn't work there.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Seven

Over the course of her freshman year Audra made enemies among students, faculty and, surprisingly enough, the Chinese mafia.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

A painful memory...

The excellent blog Plaid Stallions caused me to have a junior high flashback with this picture.

no wonder I failed 9th grade...

5 Second Fiction Eighty Six

Magwier didn't want to dignify his execution with a final statement but he hated not getting in the last word.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Five

He had two options- he could shoot his way out or hide in a time-share seminar. Zeth was glad he brought extra ammo.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Four

He said goodbye but she didn't listen, that had been the problem all along.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Three

There was no stopping Fuego but then he heard the phrase every superhero dreaded, "Ninjas with bulldozers."

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Jason Thompson's Comic Adaption of Lovecraft's STRANGE HIGH HOUSE IN THE MIST

The art is fantastic, the adaption clever.

Check it out.


I would like to thank and curse for bringing this film to my attention.

What is the plot you may ask?

"Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature."

The link above has a link to some NSFW pictures from the film.

Folks, I think this film is so far beyond screwed up it will take the light from screwed up 10,000 years to reach it.

I wonder if I can trick my wife into seeing it with me...

'A Study In Emerald' By Neil Gaiman

If you haven't read this story you should. Great stuff and it would be a fantastic RPG setting.

You can get the PDF here. They did a really neat job on the layout.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Two

And once again Captain Hero had to explain to his sidekick it was their duty to capture villians not strip search them.

5 Second Fiction Eighty One

Joe vowed to get a new agent when he landed a role in a groin punching fetish video. If only he had read the script first...

5 Second Fiction Eighty

Renovations on the old house were going smoothly; walls knocked out, flooring pulled up. That night the shadmocks escaped...

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Fourth of July fireworks are like sex-

There's a lot of anticipation but even if you've got the right match it all seems to be over too soon.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Nine

By the time he was close enough for her to see he was covered with tics it was already too late.