Friday, June 19, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

5 Second Fiction Thirty Five

Max sighed and sat down on the edge of the curb. He wondered to himself, "Why are the cute ones always Nazis?"

5 Second Fiction Thirty Four

"Great." Lorelei said with annoyance, "Vampires. The douchebags of the supernatural world."

Lord Evernight just glared.

5 Second Fiction Thirty Three

"He's not truly dead." The call center manager choked back tears, "He's gone on to work in the queue eternal."

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Oh Weird Al... there anything you can't do?


Thankfully DARKNYT was able to point out to me that somehow I merged the first few words of Chapter 16 of my serial novel with Chapter 17.

For those of you left scratching your heads from reading my errors I apologize.

I have now been at this serial novel thing for over six months..

...and I hope you're all still with me.

I had hoped to have another PRICE BREAKS AND HEART ACHES ready for Friday but I don't think I'm going to make it- especially not now with my job's new 'Do Your Damn Job Instead of Blogging All Day' policy.


Also my daughter just wrapped her her school year so I have been spending my days and nights enjoying her company before she heads off to summer camp.

Then once she's gone I hopefully I can enjoy some time with my missus- if you know what I mean...

(Of course that is assuming I can lock the dogs in the bathroom first, I just can't perform if a housepet is watching me.)

Well anyway, keep circulating the blog let me know what you think of the stories you find here and of course DAMNIT NORTH DAKOTA WHERE ARE YOU??? Somebody there has got to be hankering for talks of horror and nerdity.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

5 Second Fiction Thirty Two

Yes she had once said "Not if you were the last man on Earth" but Barry was sure the actual Apocalypse had changed that.

5 Second Fiction Thirty One

The seven shambling creatures drew closer. Zeth checked the clip- just six bullets left, “This is going to be tricky.”

5 Second Fiction Thirty

Magwier said, "This can only end in blood and tears."

Dan shook his head, "You guys take open mike night way too seriously."

5 Second Fiction Twenty Nine

He was like a sculptor creating a living breathing monument from her desire, she cooed and purred. Then the rancid omelets kicked in...

5 Second Fiction Twenty Eight

The air was thick with ghosts; Audra inhaled deeply.

I came across this story from the talented and I'm sure very masculine smelling Darcknyt.

It's called Journey Back.

This is part one.

And this is part two.

Great stuff, well worth a read. He can tell a true to life story and unlike me he doesn't need dick jokes or slapstick to 'liven things up'

Not that there's anything with slapstick and dick jokes, just don't slap your dick. That hurts.

Oh damnit I did it again! See?

Anyway visit Darcknyt's blog often I think you will enjoy what you find there.