The nude rapper liked to end his shows by yelling “Piece out!”
Friday, September 3, 2010
“It there's one thing I've learned it's never to trust a funeral parlor with a free buffet.”
“Old super heroes never die,” Amoeba Man said, “they just keep getting revived in increasingly improbable ways.”
It wasn't until her fifth marriage in six years that she realized she was addicted to wedding cakes.
There, now I feel better...
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Peter Vincent is a magician in this version?
He read the memos from the central office religiously but never took them as gospel because it was one damned thing after another.
In his later years Lord Greystoke left the jungle to start a vineyard. That was how he came to be known as Tarzan the Grape Man.
Monday, August 30, 2010
At first she was excited that her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard, then she discovered they were all lactose intolerant.
It turned out the members of the Black Robed Regiment dressed that way to hide their frilly lingere.
He wanted to be a gigolo but wasn't sure if he could satisfy an older woman, so that first time was something of a dry run.