Saturday, March 19, 2016

Hey kids! Guess what time it is!

Any day Brandon Tenold posts a review is a good day indeed.

From Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Turkish Flash Gordon

I like the way Peter Capaldi envisions the 12th Doctor

From io9
The beautiful image of The Twelfth Doctor skipping across a planet’s asteroid belt comes from a letter of appreciation Capaldi sent to Rachael Stott, the artist on Titan Comics’ Doctor Who: The Twelfth Doctor Adventures series, back in February. Stott briefly discussed getting fan mail from the man she draws for a living in an interview with Comic Book Resources...

When I saw the 'X-Men: Apocalypse trailer' featuring Mystique I blew myself...

Looks like the new Tarzan movie is going back to the source material...AND HOLY CRAP HE'S WEARING SHORTS!!

From io9

One of my favorite bands THE DARKEST OF THE HILLSIDE THICKETS needs your help to fiund their... oh wait. They did it already? IN FIVE DAYS? Damn...

Who cares? Give them your money anyway!
EIGHT YEARS IN THE MAKING the world's most extant Cthulhu-inspired rock band is ready to record another album!
In 1992 some nerds living in the Fraser Valley, British Columbia, who were into H.P. Lovecraft's weird horror fiction and roleplaying games, decided to start a band. With no musical training but with a penchant for spine-tingling monster costumes, Toren Atkinson and Warren Banks began "writing" "music" and showcasing their unique brand of humor and horror in performances at local venues.

Human earthlings seemed to enjoy it.

Crispy Creamed...

A beautiful girl, a hungry shark, a buoy... where have I seen this scenario before?

There's rushing out of the house in a hurry...

Then there's rushing out of the house and not realizing your shirt is on inside out in a hurry.


Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Is it getting warm in here?

Arts and crafts from LIARTOWN USA


Things are looking up...

ZEN PENCILS brings together the worlds of George Bernard Shaw and Spandex-clad Crime-fighting!


Whither Canada? Only DARK CORNERS REVIEWS knows for sure...

Dark Corners Reviews

Who will take matters in hand and save Seattle from the Hipster Ninja Masturbator? Who will stiffen their resolve and harden their hearts?

Seattle police trying to identify a masked man believed to have masturbated outside a home of University of Washington students multiple times.

The behavior was first reported Jan. 10, when a woman called 911 to say she just saw a man pleasuring himself outside the front door of her home near the University District intersection of Northeast 52nd Street and 12th Avenue Northeast, according to police.

Responding officers were unable to find the offender. A surveillance camera installed at the home caught a masturbator at the same home Feb. 7, showing a man covered head to toe in black, save for the two body parts he used to perform his mission...

You've got X-Men in my Tim Burton! You've got Tim Burton in my X-Men! Oh wait it's just 'Miss Peregrigrine's Home For Peculiar Children'.

From Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness

Leg Day?

NYARLATHOTEP by Shannon Stamey

Shub-Niggurath by Paul Carrick

Monday, March 14, 2016

The gang from STINKER MADNESS sifts through STREET TRASH

A fairly accurate look into the life and mind of the bum that captures the essence of the transient; 100% crazy. Take a bunch of homeless people and then stuff them full of the worst alcohol ever created and watch them melt. Plus many not safe for children topics including penis keep-away...wait what?

I've got a bad feeling about this...

The kid got's something to say...


Something squeaky clean....

The Cinema Snob unmasks TURKISH BATMAN!


The trailer for HOLIDAYS...


High Res Images For 'Captain America: Civil War'


Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews meets DEATH MACHINE

From Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews