Saturday, June 23, 2012

It's that time again! My semi-regular request for your patronage...

Make a donation! All money donated goes to upkeep and art and much needed grammar lessons! All donors will be listed on the PATRONS' PAGE!




Any donors will be listed with all the other cool kids on THE PATRONS PAGE!

(and you'll be helping me to get our stuff out of hock!)


And with that done let's get back to our regularly scheduled silliness!

(Reommended Reads) 'Confession' by settinsail of NOSLEEP

So I don't know where else to turn and I'm being told I need to confess. I can't tell you where I live, because word might get back to my family, or maybe where I used to work, and that's really not something I want to think about.

It seems like you guys like a good story, so I guess this is as good a place as any to get a few things off my chest. Someone needs to hear what I have to say, and if I want to stay out of jail, I can't tell the shrink. That fucker doesn't help anyway. He just asks me stupid-ass questions about my ex-wife and prescribes me bullshit like Zoloft. That stuff doesn't help. Yeah, it was nice at first. When I started taking it, I was stoned out of my mind for a good two weeks. But after I got used to it, life was right back to where it was…freakouts, restlessness, headaches, feeling like I was too big for my own skin. The zaps were the worst, though… the "Zoloft zaps". Serotonin withdrawals. I quit taking them after I realized they weren't doing any good. You'd just be sitting there and all of a sudden you'd get this bright flash in the back of your brain, except it wasn't a flash, and it felt like your eyeballs did a barrel roll. Like the earth hiccuped....



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5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Seven

The pirate Captain Black said “When I think about you I touch myself.” First Mate Bettie was horrified because he had hooks for hands.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Six

“All right all right, I'll help deliver your baby,” Psychotic Kid said with exasperation, “but don't push it.”

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Five

Dr. Zombie fed his prisoners a mixture of human flesh and noodles. It was a ghoulish goulash.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Four

One by one the spirits of Kriely High School's honor roll came back until the building was filled with the ghosts of students passed.

(Insane News) Crazy lady decides that climbing an electrical pylon is a good idea.


A 21-year-old Czech girl who spent four hours smoking super-strength skunk cannabis had to be rescued by policemen from atop an electric pylon. How would this happen you ask? Well, apparently she was so high that she was hallucinating that the power lines were a bridge. Police spokesman Jan Macalikova said: “She was convinced, though, that the pylon was a bridge across the Morava river.” Drugs counselors and police eventually persuaded her to come down after two hours on the pylon...




BUZZFEED shows us some amazing Lovecraftian tattoos... I wonder what HP would have thought...






Is there any toy as boring and useless as a hula hoop?



...never mind.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Hey pet owners, we've all been through this haven't we?

Hey folks why not check out my FUZZ? wait that didn't come out right...


Anyway the folks at have created a knew service called FUZZ that allows you to make your own personalized radio stations,.  I have been creating some soundtracks for my stories. Please enjoy.



Al Bruno III's FUZZ stations

(Recommended Artist) Check out 'Sarah Easton Photography'

Laid back photographer seeks crazy models






























(Oh sure she says she seeks crazy models but when I showed up at her house in a thong and a top hat she called the police!)

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Three

Some people's names can be sung in time with the Flash Gordon theme song and some cannot. The former will always envy the latter.

DEN OF GEEK lists 50 genuinely creepy horror movies!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

For some reason this song always makes me thing of my high school sweetheart... SING IT BARENAKED LADIES!!!

Ah bittersweet memories… I’m still glad ended up with my wife tho… Mrs. Bruno’s got it going on…

Ice cream anyone?

Tuesday, June 19, 2012


So apparently the new Spider-Man acts just like one of my brothers...

but I'll let them figure out which one I mean...