Saturday, June 23, 2012

It's that time again! My semi-regular request for your patronage...

Make a donation! All money donated goes to upkeep and art and much needed grammar lessons! All donors will be listed on the PATRONS' PAGE!

 
 

 

 

Any donors will be listed with all the other cool kids on THE PATRONS PAGE!

(and you'll be helping me to get our stuff out of hock!)

 

And with that done let's get back to our regularly scheduled silliness!

(Reommended Reads) 'Confession' by settinsail of NOSLEEP

So I don't know where else to turn and I'm being told I need to confess. I can't tell you where I live, because word might get back to my family, or maybe where I used to work, and that's really not something I want to think about.

It seems like you guys like a good story, so I guess this is as good a place as any to get a few things off my chest. Someone needs to hear what I have to say, and if I want to stay out of jail, I can't tell the shrink. That fucker doesn't help anyway. He just asks me stupid-ass questions about my ex-wife and prescribes me bullshit like Zoloft. That stuff doesn't help. Yeah, it was nice at first. When I started taking it, I was stoned out of my mind for a good two weeks. But after I got used to it, life was right back to where it was…freakouts, restlessness, headaches, feeling like I was too big for my own skin. The zaps were the worst, though… the "Zoloft zaps". Serotonin withdrawals. I quit taking them after I realized they weren't doing any good. You'd just be sitting there and all of a sudden you'd get this bright flash in the back of your brain, except it wasn't a flash, and it felt like your eyeballs did a barrel roll. Like the earth hiccuped....

 

 

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(Insane News) Crazy lady decides that climbing an electrical pylon is a good idea.

From THE CHIVE 

A 21-year-old Czech girl who spent four hours smoking super-strength skunk cannabis had to be rescued by policemen from atop an electric pylon. How would this happen you ask? Well, apparently she was so high that she was hallucinating that the power lines were a bridge. Police spokesman Jan Macalikova said: “She was convinced, though, that the pylon was a bridge across the Morava river.” Drugs counselors and police eventually persuaded her to come down after two hours on the pylon...

 

 

 

BUZZFEED shows us some amazing Lovecraftian tattoos... I wonder what HP would have thought...

From BUZZFEED

 

 

 

 

Is there any toy as boring and useless as a hula hoop?
















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...never mind.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

For some reason this song always makes me thing of my high school sweetheart... SING IT BARENAKED LADIES!!!


Ah bittersweet memories… I’m still glad ended up with my wife tho… Mrs. Bruno’s got it going on…

Ice cream anyone?

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Check out this short film that adapts Lovecraft's PICKMAN'S MODEL!

Thanks to THE LOVECRAFT EZINE for sharing this.