Friday, November 24, 2023

TALES OF LOST GODS AND FRAGILE TRANSFORMATIONS: The Polzeig Experience

 

By
Al Bruno III

 

Part One

Your wife told me about the invitation.

Now don’t be upset. She may be an alcoholic and an embarrassment but she truly loves you. And love... love is something most people don’t appreciate until it’s too late.

And she’s afraid too. No surprises there, she’s heard the rumors about the Nedzner Festival. She knows what could happen once the two of you and your children board that private jet to Cartagena.

In my day families didn’t get involved with ways of the Old Deck. It was just a gathering of greedy fools in spartan conditions, not some entertainment complex on a private island. Of course, there were more cards in the Old Deck back then and it wasn’t called the Nedzner Festival, it was called the Poelzeg Experience.

That’s right, the Poelzeg experience. You can research it all you want, and look through all the libraries, newspapers, and websites but you won’t find a single word written about it. But just like the nightmare you’re about to blunder into for thirty years, it was where fortunes were made and legacies were lost. It was an exclusive, gathering of the elite. You had to be affluent, powerful, and a gambler to gain entry.

I was fifty-five years old when I found the mysterious, green and yellow envelope on my bedside table. Whoever had left it there must have bypassed my security with incredible ease. Most people would have thrown away the envelope out of fear or simply not knowing, but I knew exactly what this meant—this was something I had been anticipating for some time.

One week later, I found myself in Idaho. Upon my arrival at the airport, a private car awaited me just outside. The driver, who appeared to be in their sixties, had a bald head and wore a tuxedo reminiscent of the classic 1920s style. They were referred to as "Attendants," a title that felt fitting; I couldn't picture calling them anything else. The vehicle I was guided towards was a Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost. When the Attendant offered to handle my luggage, I willingly passed over my suitcase but I clung tightly to the weighty metal attache case with my right hand. It had remained by my side throughout the entire journey, and my arms were starting to ache from its heft.

The Attendant had the radio playing as they drove. Since it was a Sunday morning Casey Kasem was on the radio working his way through the Top 40 hits. I tuned it out for most of the journey but once ‘Wildfire’ started playing I told the Attendant to switch it off. The song was trash. I knew trash when I heard it. With the radio silent, I had the chance to reflect on what I knew and didn't know about the Old Deck and the Engines of Creation.

I had a scrap of paper tucked into my jacket pocket, scrawled onto it were the opening lines of the third chapter of the Nine Rebel Sermons;

"In that dread and harrowing moment, Ezerhodden, the Behemoth of Tishrei, didst inscribe twelve eldritch runes, each bearing the name of one of the twelve Barishamada- Xyrlith, Zyvrathul, Ithryndra, Korvylar, Thranok, Grythar, Vyraska, Astrylith, Nyxeros, Drak'mor, Sylthara and Yorvithar. Once, their eldritch dance held dominion over the Engines of Creation, but these hallowed glyphs condemned them to the abyss of the Screaming Nowhere, a realm where their voices echoed with prophecy and genesis....”

"After half an hour, we departed from the highway, onto a rugged dirt road, flanked by forsaken farmhouses and slanting silos. Every other tree bore a no-trespassing sign. Another half hour elapsed before we ascended a winding driveway that ultimately unveiled a spacious barn. Its fresh coat of paint gleamed,encircled by diesel-fuel generators, casting light from every window.

To the left of the barn, a cluster of modest Airstream trailers huddled together, while to the right, a sizable yellow tent stood proudly. Strings of green lights adorned its exterior, endowing it with the allure of a traveling circus or a county fair.

The Attendant parked our Rolls-Royce alongside a dozen other similar vehicles and opened the door for me. They offered to carry my suitcase but I refused.

“Just tell me where to go,” I said.

“You’ll be in trailer 29.” The Attendant handed me a key and pointed to the row of identical trailers. So, that’s where I went. It was just like Marvin described it, high stakes gambling in a low- cost environment. There were differences, of course, there were always differences. His invitation to the Poelzig Experience had brought him via chartered helicopter to an abandoned resort in the Catskill mountains. The guests however had been left sleeping in whatever rooms hadn’t been given over to wildlife and the elements. He shared his lodgings with the CEO of a fast-food franchise. Marvin had recounted that with every gust of wind cascading down the peak of Black Dome Mountain, the CEO had emitted soft, quivering whimpers

Naturally, the way Marvin spun the tale, it sounded comical; he insisted they were "roughing it." Just thinking of him always brought a smile to my face. I reminisced about the bars we'd shut down and the casinos we'd outwitted. Two middle-aged millionaires, hopping from Las Vegas to Monte Carlo, then off to Costa Rica and back again. Regrettably, these memories led me to ponder how it had all come to an end for him—gun in hand, and his brains splattered across the opulent walls of a five-star hotel room in Singapore.

The big black digits on trailer 29's door made it easy to find. I unlocked it and went inside, and what greeted me was nothing more than a bed, hallway, and bathroom. A transistor radio sat on the windowsill, emitting only static. There was no off switch, volume control, or tuning dial. That didn’t bother me, as far as I was concerned it was the best the radio had sounded to me in years. I set my overnight bag and nightmarishly heavy briefcase on the bedspread and glanced out of the window at the setting sun.

Marvin had warned me there would be a lot of waiting around so I shuffled through old memories, old dreams, and old songs. After forty minutes of waiting the static on the radio was replaced by a feminine voice with a heavy Boston accent. ”The Yellow Tent is now open," she said. "Cashiers can be found on the right and the complimentary buffet is located on the left."

I joined the well-dressed crowd that had formed a line outside the Yellow Tent. A cloud of tobacco smoke hung overhead.

Everyone in the line had a briefcase of their own, and the variety was striking. Some were sleek and made of polished metal, while others were crafted from fine leather and bulged.

Attendants in tuxedos hurried about, efficiently managing supplies and making final preparations for the Yellow Tent's lighting and sound systems. Their poised demeanor and attire contrasted sharply with the casual crowd. Not one of them looked younger than retirement age.

A Smug High Ranking Offical was standing beside me, he leaned in close, “Are you the bigwig from Harmony Records?”

“Yes.” I bristled, ever so slightly. I was the Chief Executive officer and he damn well knew it.

“What are you going to ask for?” 

“None of your business.”

He took a drag on his cigarillo, “Going to cash out early? No shame in that. Take the money and run.”

Eventually, I made my way through the canvas alcove that separated the cashiers from the interior of the Yellow tent. I hefted my briefcase onto the oak desk a pair of Attendants were sitting behind. I opened it and they made a quick show of smiling toothlessly at the gold bars it contained. Then they handed me a tray holding two hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of chips. Each of them was engraved with its value on one side and the current year on the other - 1975. One way or another, when this was over I would leave these behind. Anyone trying to pocket a souvenir of the Poelzig Experience would suffer accordingly.

Carrying my chips I made my way to the tent’s interior. The light was blinding, clusters of stage lamps were lashed to the top of each of the ten-foot-high tent poles. The complimentary buffet counter and wine bar occupied one side of the structure. A trio of Attendants had been posted to watch over the buffet and they eagerly served the few guests that decided to partake in the heaping amounts of pork tenderloin and fresh vegetables on display.

The rest of the tent was occupied with tables for baccarat, blackjack, craps, and poker, each one sporting an elderly Attendant standing at the ready. Naturally, I gravitated to the Baccarat table, I’d been in love with the game for over ten years. Before that, I’d preferred  craps but ever since a bad run of luck in Vegas, I’d sworn off dice.

Marvin on the other hand had excelled at poker. No surprises there, he had been a slippery-tongued grifter with an uncanny ability to read people. He could lie to you without saying a word, his eyes betraying nothing of the devious thoughts behind them. Those skills weren't just limited to the poker table. Despite looking like a legitimate businessman he was the master of small- time cons and high-stakes scams. He could spot an opportunity in any situation and had the quick wit and smooth talking needed to take advantage of it.

We started as rivals. He had outsmarted me in a real estate venture in Luxembourg, but two years later, I turned the tables

with a movie investment that left him empty-handed. Then, a crisis in Portugal forced both of us to run for our lives. For years, our paths didn't cross, and during that time, our interests shifted toward more legitimate money-making opportunities.

It was at a financial conference in France, where we both found ourselves as someone else's plus one.

Even now, I shake my head at the absurdity of our first night together. Perhaps it was the enchanting view of Paris, the lines of cocaine we indulged in, or the realization that even the most selfish and greedy people crave someone to confide in. From that moment on, we each pursued our separate paths, but we never drifted too far apart.

I pushed the memories aside as I strolled toward an empty table and took a seat. The Attendant's raspy voice interrupted my thoughts, informing me that the minimum bid to play was five hundred dollars. Without hesitation, I doubled the amount and waited for a response. A heavy silence descended, filling the air. Nothing happened. The Self-Made Millionaire and Trust Fund Baby sitting on either side of me exchanged perplexed glances. I looked around the room and noticed that all the dealers were waiting, and the atmosphere became uncomfortably still. At a nearby blackjack table, someone requested to be dealt some cards, but the Attendant raised a white-gloved, quivering finger in a gesture that pleaded for a moment's patience.

A flap in the rear of the tent opened, and a trio of Attendants walked in, carrying a flagpole. They struggled for a few minutes to set it up in the center of the gaming tables. Then, a fourth wizened figure entered, bearing a triangle of green cloth. Slowly, they unfolded it and ran it up the flagpole. Another Attendant placed a heavy-duty fan beneath it and switched it on. Embroidered onto the flag was a pattern reminiscent of a spiral, evoking thoughts of a lamprey's mouth. It was the symbol of the Veilweaver, as depicted on the lost third suit of the Old Deck.

Suddenly, all of the dealers began talking at once. The games had begun. What followed was some of the most intense gambling of my life. Charles Poelzig's dealers might have looked like escapees from a nursing home, but they played fast and smart. A good number of my fellow guests saw their chips dwindle at a frightening speed. The Trust Fund Baby who had been sitting to my right retreated to the complimentary buffet, cringing as she gorged herself on free ham and wine. Things went better for me; I made thirty thousand dollars, but it wasn't without effort.

Typically, I relished a challenge, but the air was heavy with heat radiating from the stage lights and the cloying odor of overcooked pork from the buffet that had been sitting out for too long. The baccarat table's dealer had an empty, unchanging expression; his smile seemed carved into his aging face. I considered moving to another table or trying my luck at blackjack, but all the dealers wore similar expressions of vacant joyfulness.

At some point during the night, I became aware of a subtle rasping noise so faint it was almost maddening. At first, I thought it might be the nearby generators or fans, but this was a separate sound. It almost seemed to be coming from beneath us.

Three hours after the games had begun, they came to an end. Someone, somewhere switched off the fan centered on the flagpole, and someone else dimmed the lights. Hidden speakers crackled to life, and a feminine voice with a Boston accent said, "The tables are now closed. Please return to your trailers and enjoy a good rest. Tomorrow, the Experience will continue.”

I picked up my tray of chips, only to have a white gloved hand push it back down. “No need, the Attendant said. “They will be here when you return.”

What else could I do but shrug? I made my way out of the tent and, after a moment to orient myself, started walking. Then I thought better of it and paused in the shadows to have a smoke. I contemplated my winnings again and felt a little pleased with myself.

"When the cigarette was half-gone, a Smartly-Dressed Movie Star approached me and asked if I had another. I gladly shared it and congratulated him on his recent box-office success. He ignored the compliment and said, “I'm out ten grand. I was on a hot streak, and then the dice turned cold on me.”

Exhaling smoke, I nodded understandingly. “Dice can be fickle,” I replied. “You should try cards. You have more control.”

"I came here to turn things around," he said, finishing his first cigarette in record time and asking for a second. "I'm going bankrupt—ex-wives, accountants, you know how it is. If things get any worse, I may have to take part in a television movie. Can you imagine? Me? On television?"

I could imagine but didn't say so. "I have a few good investment ideas I could share with you. Some companies that are gearing up to make it big."

"Oh yeah, and what's in it for you?" he inquired.

"I help you, you help me," I replied. "I represent some artists who would love soundtrack work. Nothing top 40 quality, but they have some good filler songs that would..." My voice trailed off as a trio of Attendants approached us.

"You need your rest," one of them interjected toothlessly.

Another one of the Attendants held out an ashtray. We stabbed out our smokes and allowed ourselves to be led away. As I reached trailer 29, I found the Attendant who had brought me here waiting. They sat beside the trailer in a folding chair that listed ever so slightly to one side. I asked, "Is there something wrong?"

"Not at all," the Attendant stood up slowly. They opened the trailer door and waited for me to step inside. "If there is anything you need, be it food, sundries, or even narcotics, you need only ask. I will be right here."

Then the Attendant sat back down in the chair and waited for me to close the door.

After closing and locking the door, a feeling of being trapped washed over me. I opened the refrigerator door to find several cans of off-brand soda pop, a few candy bars, and a freshly made pork sandwich. It looked a thousand times more appetizing than anything the buffet had to offer, so I downed two of each. I let it all settle in my stomach and peered out the front window of the trailer. Sure enough, the Attendant was still there. They turned and looked my way. Their grin hadn’t faltered.

I backed away from the window, lay down on the lumpy bed, and slept in my clothes that night. 

 

Part Two

 

I was jolted from my sleep by the stifling heat that filled the trailer. I strained to recall my fading dreams but quickly gave up. A moment ago they had been vivid and disturbing but now they were gone. I sat up, shaking my head. I was never the type of person superstitious enough to read meaning into my dreams or romantic enough to consider them worthy of remembering.

The door was hot against my fingers as I tugged it open and walked out into the scorching sunshine. A new Attendant waited outside. He stood eagerly and spoke before I could get a word in. “Can I help you?” they asked.

“No, I’m just heading out.”

“Oh no. Things won’t be ready until this evening. Whatever you need, I can fetch for you.”

“I was just going to get breakfast.”

They smiled gummily, 'I’ll bring you something to eat then.'

“Can’t I just get some fresh air?”

They cocked their head, “Are your windows stuck? I can help.”

So I spent the day in the little trailer, a veritable prisoner. They brought me Pop-Tarts for breakfast and a TV dinner for lunch.

Shortly after sunset, there was a knock at the door. I opened it to see another Attendant, this one handed me a card with a seat number on it and a white carnation. I joined the crowd heading for the old Yellow Tent. There was another long line to get inside and plenty of small talk- politics, scandals, and musings about the stock market. I could hear the Trust Fund baby berating a member of Disgraced Nobility over their views on the American bombing of Cambodia. His only response was to make fun of her for being too young during that time--only fifteen years old- and thus, unable to comprehend the complexities of global politics.

When it was my turn to pass through the entryway, I paused to take in the remarkable renovations done to the inside of the Yellow Tent. Years spent in the music industry had made me an expert at identifying a poorly put-together venue, no matter how big or small, and this one was like a miniature version of Madison Square Garden.

I found my seat in the second row on the right. The stage was barren and only held a grand piano equipped with a microphone stand beside it. To either side of the stage, there were two Attendants sitting on folding chairs with stacks of placards resting on their laps.

Ten minutes passed, just long enough for all of us to get uncomfortable with waiting. Then the lights brightened and a green flag unrolled from somewhere at the top of the stage. It was dark green and stitched into it was an abstract design resembling stars interwoven into a coiled chain. This was the sigil of the Blighted Shadow, symbolized in the seventh suit of the Old Deck.

A woman walked out onto the stage, she wore a dress of the same shade of green as the flag. There was something about her that made me think of busy offices and overdue paperwork. We all clapped for her but she shushed us and in a voice heavy with a Boston accent introduced herself as the Mistress of Ceremonies. She instructed us to save our applause for our host. She then seated herself at the piano and began to play.

As soon as I heard the opening three notes of the song, I recognized it and someone started singing offstage. “It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. It's not unusual to have fun with anyone...”

A man strode out onto the stage, he wore a glittering shirt and Cuban heels. His hair was dyed jet black and greased into a pompadour. He held a microphone in his left hand that sparkled like it was made of diamonds and knowing how rich Charles Poelzig was it very well might have been.

I thought I would be ready for this part of the Experience but it took every ounce of my concentration to keep from cringing. I’m sure everyone in the family has told you that in my youth I wanted to be a singer, I think I said that before, but I just want you to understand that I didn’t just come to realize I was mediocre all by myself. Countless talent agents and producers had to tell me that over and over until it finally sunk in. I'm thankful for it now, there's more money to be made behind the scenes.

No one had ever been brave enough to stop Charles Poelzig from doing whatever he wanted. He was too wealthy, too powerful, and too strange for anyone to dare say “No” to him. Especially since he'd acquired the Old Deck.

And while he would never have a song featured on America’s Top 40 or perform on the Johnny Carson Show, every equinox Charles Poelzig played to a packed house filled with the wealthiest and most powerful people in the world.

Two hours dragged by, two hours of Easy Listening standards punctuated with a bit of soft shoe dancing. Any time there was a pause of more than a few seconds the Attendants on the left and right side of the stage would raise their placards to expose the word ‘APPLAUSE’ in tall white letters on a black background.

I played along with everyone else in the audience until our host launched into his warbling version of Michael Martin Murphey’s signature song.

“She comes down from Yellow Mountain. On a dark, flat land she rides. On a pony she named Wildfire...”

That song. That damned song. I felt a giggle rising and did my best to choke it down. The people seated on either side of me watched in horror as I buried my face in my hands. An absurd man was singing an even more absurd song in an absurd setting. What else could I do? It wasn’t until the end of the song that I managed to get myself under control.

Two encores later, the audience tossed their carnations to the stage and then were led out row by row. No one would make eye contact with me. It was a perfectly understandable reaction. Like all petty dictators, Charles Polzeig was as dangerous as he was absurd.

The Attendant that led me back to my trailer was the broken- nosed one. The friendly glitter in their eyes was gone. I tried to make small talk but my words didn’t even elicit a grunt of acknowledgement.

There were more Attendants waiting for me in the trailer. Before I could react I was shoved through the doorway. Two of them grabbed my arms and spun me around. I struggled but they were all surprisingly strong. One punched me in the kidneys, and another hit me in the stomach. They hit me again and again. When my knees buckled they held me up, when I begged them to stop they didn’t listen. Throughout it all they never landed a single blow on my face.

Eventually, I threw up all over myself, then everything went dark.

 

Part Three

 

When I woke, my head was full of a grinding mechanical ache.

I found I had been stripped down to my underwear and put to bed. They had cleaned the puke from the floor and tucked me into bed with care. Everything hurt but thankfully one of the Attendants had left some high-quality painkillers and a bottle of my favorite brand of Scotch sitting on the kitchen counter. As I waited for sunset I finished both.

When an Attendant came to lead me back to the Yellow Tent I eyed them suspiciously. Was this one of the ones that had attacked me? There was no way to tell for sure, my trailer had been dark, and aside from the broken-nosed one, all of Poelzig’s strange little servants looked alike to me. I tried to put the whole thing out of my head, I had a long night of Baccarat to worry about.

The line to get into the Yellow tent was quieter than before, no one talked about inflation or the end of the war in Vietnam. No one smoked or laughed or flirted. I could see the movie star up ahead of me, he was staring at his shoes, his hands clenching and unclenching into fists. Once I was inside and had gotten my winnings back I noticed the new flag bore a single eye-like shape, with beams radiating out from its center. That was from the eighth suit of the Old Deck, the sign of the Shivering Deciever.

Don’t worry if you don't understand; despite my studies, I still barely grasp its meaning. Marvin had been the real expert, he’d done so much research in anticipation of the Experience. Before the end, he would speak about how each of the suits of the Old Deck symbolized the scared name of one of the twelve Barishamada.

And about how the name Barishamada meant ‘Candle Barons’ in the witch language of Ezzerhoden.

And about how Korvylar and Nyxeros “...engaged in unholy copulation amidst the fervent tumult of the forsaken abyss to birth Calignox the Lord Of Masks.”

And finally, in the end, how all that information meant nothing when he sat down across the table from Poelzeg.

Then I started to notice the smell, which was sharp and sickeningly sweet all at once. I glanced over at the buffet and saw that everything left over from that first night had been left to rot. The vegetables had shriveled and turned brown, and the pork tenderloin writhed with maggots. The trio of Attendants that had been in charge of the buffet were still there; they watched the grubs as they seethed up over the counter to drop onto the floor with great interest.

I lit up a cigarette to mask the odor of decay and made my way back to the baccarat table where my winnings from two nights ago were waiting for me.

The games began. I played conservatively. No one else seemed to be playing it safe; they were all making desperate bets and taking chances. At the poker table, a Smug High-Ranking Official was cursing wildly, and a Woman in Expensive Furs had begun to complain that there simply must be something wrong with the dice. But it wasn't the dice, nor was it luck. They just weren't giving those wizened and toothless Attendants enough credit.

I slowly built up one stack of gold chips, then a second, and finally, a third. The man to my right, the Owner of a Regional Supermarket Chain, went completely broke and started to cry. Part of me wanted to slip him a few chips out of pity.

But that simply wasn’t done. When you were out, you were out. No favors from other players, no calls to bankers or friends. Another rule of the Poelzig Experience.

One of the Attendants approached the unlucky man, pulled a green handkerchief from the pocket of their tuxedo, and handed it over. The Attendant let him dry his eyes before leading him away. He was only the first. Over the next two hours, five more people lost the fortunes they had brought with them. Most allowed themselves to be escorted out of the tent peacefully. One tall man with an oversized nose and narrow chin made a scene. It was almost funny, watching him being swarmed by elderly people in tuxedos, hearing him curse and wheedle. They carried him out like a child having a tantrum.

After that, my luck started to turn, but I held out, bleeding chips and then recouping some of what I’d lost a hand or two later. "Don't get greedy," I told myself. "Remember what you’re here for." But there was a perverse thrill to it all, risking so much for so little. I wondered if this is how skydivers felt when they jumped out of a perfectly good plane.

By the time things closed down for the night, I was ahead of where I started. Judging by the faces of the people filing out of the Yellow Tent alongside me, I was probably one of a select few.

 

Part Four

 

Despite my aches and pains, I had no problem sleeping that night. There were dreams again, but this time they were vivid and memorable. They were filled with distorted images of a grand staircase descending into the unknown, walls bending inward, and open doors that revealed nothing but shadows. But one hallway drew me in, its yellow curtains swaying lazily. With each step further down the hall, the curtains moved and rippled more, and I began to hear a humming that came from either behind the veil of fabric or perhaps the fabric itself. I couldn't resist the urge

to reach out and touch the curtains; the material was damp and warm to the touch. Strange yet familiar symbols flutted out from where my fingers had brushed the fabric. The that filled my mind with names from the lost cards of the Old Deck - Zyvrathul, Grythar, Vyraska, Astrylith.

Finally, inevitably, the hallway brought me to a dead-end alcove. That was where Marvin was waiting for me. He sat at a table with a revolver in his hand.

“What are you doing here?” I asked.

“Waiting for you,” he answered.

“Why did you do it?”

He placed the revolver to his head, “Because I won.” 

Mercifully, I woke up before he pulled the trigger.

At around ten in the morning, an Attendant delivered me a paper plate covered with warm Eggo waffles and a cup of tepid water. When I asked for seconds of both, they happily brought them to me. Six hours later, I was brought a thermos of coffee, a bag lunch containing a sandwich, and an apple. I asked if there was anything to read, and they brought me Volume 71 of Reader’s Digest condensed books. It was all I needed to pass the time until sunset.

I was almost finished with the first book in the volume when the Attendant came to fetch me. This time when I entered the Yellow Tent, I was given a square of paper and a miniature pencil. One side of the paper was a tally of my baccarat winnings, the other was blank. I ended up standing in line next to the Self-Made Millionaire. “All this... nonsense,” he said. “The Old Deck is in the hands of a lunatic.”

“What’s left of the Old Deck, you mean,” someone else commented.

I kept my silence; there were Attendants everywhere, and I knew one of them must have heard. Let someone else find visitors in their trailer tonight.

And besides, in all my studies about the Old Deck, I’d never heard of a single innocent or rational soul having it in their possession. The previous owner of the Old Deck had been a ruthless harridan who made her fortune in real estate and was supposedly secretly involved in the death of Evelyn McHale and the establishment of the National Prayer Breakfast.

It was open seating in the Yellow Tent. I chose the third row of the right corner and settled in, the pencil and paper resting on one knee. This time the suit depicted on the green flag hanging over the stage depicted two symbolic figures intertwined in an otherworldly dance. This was the ninth card of the Old Deck, the sign of the Tearer of Realms.

The Mistress of Ceremonies stepped onto the stage and instructed us that we would be given three minutes to make our choice, and then the slips of paper and pencils would be collected. She further explained that we could either bet nothing at all, all our winnings, or Wager for the Deck. We were also instructed to mark down our competitor of choice as clearly as possible. Then she clapped her hands twice, and six of the Attendants filed out onto the stage, each wearing a medallion with a number around their chest.

I thought of the Owner of a Regional Supermarket Chain and the other losers from last night, their fortunes lost and their futures uncertain. I imagined them traveling home, both disappointed and relieved to have been spared this choice.

Nothing at all. All my winnings. Wager for the Deck.

What would the others be deciding? I was sure the majority would choose the first option. Some had already lost enough. Some had won enough. And I am sure a select few just wanted to see the grotesquerie to follow.

But undoubtedly greed would drive a number of the people seated around me to risk all their winnings for the chance of an 80% payout.

Only a few of us would be mad enough to Wager for the Deck.

That decision had already been made for me; it had been made for me the day I received Marvin’s posthumous letter. All I had to worry over was which of the six Attendants to choose. I stared at each of them, trying to guess who the winner would be, and was immediately frustrated. When it came to Baccarat, I had my wits and skill to get me ahead, but now all I had to rely on was luck, and as you know, I am no fan of luck.

It was then that I noticed that Attendant number five was the broken-nosed one. After a moment’s consideration, I wrote their number down. After three minutes had passed, Attendants began to file through the rows of seats to collect our bets

They made us wait a little longer before the Mistress of Ceremonies began to walk back and forth so everyone could get a good look at the revolver she was holding. She inserted five bullets into the cylinder and gave it a spin before clicking it firmly shut.

The Attendants began to sing, six dry voices keening as one,

“Amazing Grace, How sweet the sound. That saved a wretch like me. I once was lost, but now am found was blind but now I see-”

BLAM!

We all flinched in our seats at the sound. Attendant One crumpled to the floor, a smoldering wound in the back of their head. The Mistress of Ceremonies moved on to the next.

“T’was Grace that taught my heart to fear. And Grace, my fears relieved. How precious did that grace appear. The hour I first believed-“

BLAM!

Attendant Two made a tiny gulping sound and pitched forward. The Mistress of Ceremonies moved on.

“Through many dangers, toils and snares I have already come; 'Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far and Grace will lead me home-”

BLAM!

Down went Attendant Three. We had grown used the sound now. Some of the audience leaned forward in their seats, eager and terrified, others slumped back, their posture and expression betraying the depths of their loss.

“The Lord has promised good to me. His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be. As long as life endures-”

BLAM!

Attendant Four dropped. A commotion broke out in the audience as the Smug High-Ranking Official tried to make a run for it. He went down in a swarm of black tuxedos.

“Yea, when this flesh and heart shall fail. And mortal life shall cease. I shall possess within the veil. A life of joy and peace-”

Click.

An audible gasp went through us all. The Mistress of Ceremonies  stepped over to the last of the Attendants.

“When we've been here ten thousand years. Bright shining as the sun. We've no less days to sing God's praise. Than when we've first begun.”

BLAM!

The sixth Attendant dropped. The game ended. 

 

Part Five

 

I spent most of the next day relaxing and watching from my window as most of the guests of the Poelzig Experience left their trailers and headed home. I made a game of it, trying to guess by their posture and gait if they were leaving empty-handed or richer than before. The ones like me, the ones that had Wagered for the Deck and won were waiting for sunset, sitting in our trailers with bonbons and champagne.

And as for the ones that had wagered and lost? Their screams had been audible all morning but by my fifth glass of champagne, I had lost interest in such considerations. Time passed slowly and pleasantly, until sometime after lunch I laid my spinning head down on my pillow and imagined what Marvin had been doing at this point in the Experience. Had he been drunk and relived like me or had he been worried? Had he wished I was there?

As I drifted off to sleep I remembered our last conversation. I’d asked him why he’d stopped gambling and he’d said, “We never had a chance. All that waits is the Screaming Nowhere at the heart of the Engines of Creation.”

The knock on my door woke me up, it was time. The Attendant that greeted me was unfamiliar, they offered me a friendly grin. I asked the for a cigarette, of course, they had one. I enjoyed it, taking my time as they led me to the Yellow Tent. I found myself at the end of the line, which was exactly where I wanted to be. I found myself standing next to the Well-Dressed Movie Star. “You made it,” he said, his voice emotionless.

“Excited?” I made a quick count of who was left. There were eleven in all, eleven mad fools waiting for a chance to take control of the Engines of Creation, if only for a moment. No one had been allowed in yet.

“I just...” he glanced over to the side of the old barn where a trio of Attendants were hard at work digging a deep trench into the ground. Despite the dirt and the sweaty labor they still had their tuxedos on. The bodies of Attendants One, Two, Three, Four, and Six were lying nearby. “I just want this to be over.”

“Losing your nerve?” I asked. 

“I could lose everything.”

And that was true. The first of us was ushered inside, I didn’t recognize the player and when they left the tent some time later they were cackling with joy. “Mine mine mine!” they shouted to the stars. The next player was ushered inside and it continued. It wasn’t until the third player entered the tent that we heard a scream. A few minutes later, a lifeless body was brought out; it was the Self-Made Millionaire, still dripping with blood as they were unceremoniously deposited into the freshly dug trench.

It took over two hours for the line to simply reach its halfway point but that was to be expected. After all, there was only one Deck, there was only one Charles Poelzig and unlike previous holders of the Old Deck, he wanted to play each game personally.

When it was the Well-Dressed Movie Star's turn, six out of the eleven among us had already been placed in the trench. It was impossible not to observe that one of them had been feebly struggling as they were thrown in.

He turned to me as one of the Attendants took him by the elbow, “Pray for me.”

And I had to laugh, how could anyone hope for a merciful God at a time like this?

The minutes ticked by, and uncertainty hung heavy in the air. I wondered to myself how many of the people who had come here  truly understood what the Old Deck was, who understood that each card represented a being described in the Nine Rebel Sermons as "Exalted beyond the realm of mortals, yet humbled by mortal frailty, bearing an essence both divine and earthly."

When the Smartly-Dressed Movie Star left the tent his head was held high. He flashed me a grin, “If you make it out call me.”

Then it was my turn.

I entered the tent to see the only table left standing was the one Charles Poelzig had chosen to sit at, and two chairs were placed on either side of it. The flagpole and its fan stood undisturbed. A new flag hung from it and upon the green fabric was the image of a series of overlapping, enigmatic symbols that brought to mind the image of something being torn apart. This was the suit of the Devourer of Visions the tenth card of the Old Deck In front of it were the five defeated players from last night’s game, heads shaven and mouths wired shut. They all had knives in their hands and their brand-new tuxedos were stained with the blood of the gamblers sent to the trench outside.

Near the opposite side of tent Attendant number 5 sat on a makeshift throne made from three chairs stacked atop one another. They wore a paper crown on their head and ill-filling clothes that had been salvaged from one of the new Attendants. There was a metal briefcase on their lap. There was a look in their eyes that made me think of the expression a prisoner must have after being released from a long sentence.

With every step I took closer to Charles Poelzig the louder the sound of machinery became, the grinding metal being worked by a thousand gears and motors. A taste like rust filled my mouth. It was loudest when I took my seat, even now I couldn’t tell you if the sound was coming from beneath him or from him.

He glanced up from shuffling the seven remaining cards of the Old Deck. They were made of copper, and the faces of each held

a symbol from a witch language birthed in the Screaming Nowhere. On the back of each was the sign of Ezerhodden. “You want the cards?” He asked.

“Why else would I be here?” I said.

The five freshly anointed Attendants moved to stand behind me, their knives at the ready. Poelzig smiled at me, “You were Marvin Greene’s lover.”

“Marvin’s dead.”

“Suicide,” Poelzig said, “Icarus flying too close to the sun.”

“What was his prize?” I asked.

“He’s dead. Does it matter?”

I said, “It matters to me.”

Poelzeg shook his head derisively, “Is that why you’re here? All this just to win an answer to a silly little question?”

“That’s not what I want, but I’d like to know just the same.”

He waved my question away and began to shuffle the Old Deck again. “The rules are this, I draw a card, you draw a card. The higher card wins the round. You keep your card and we begin again until the cards are gone. You win you get our prize. You lose...” he pointed to the Attendants, “and they get you.”

The absurdity was almost too much to bear, the simplest of games turned into a matter of life and death. I watched his hands as they cut and recut the deck, I knew the tricks for stacking a deck. It looked like he was playing fair.

Poelzeg set the deck down between us, “I’ll begin.”

He drew the top card uncovering a divided shape that looked like two faces connected at the center, perfectly reflecting each other.

This was the fifth suit of the Old Deck, the sign of Korvylar, the Void-Harbinger.

My draw was next, the card felt cold and metallic to the touch. My fingertips tingled after I set it down, exposing a jagged, circular glyph an insectile eye. This was the first card, Zyvrathul- the Veilweaver. It was early in the game but I still felt a tremor of fear, not the fear of dying but the fear of losing.

My expression must have been obvious because Poelzig began to smirk. “Too late to turn back now.”

“I wouldn’t miss this for the world,” I said. “Tell me what he asked for.”

“Do you think it will help you?” He selected his next card from the top of the deck. It was Xyrlith, the Abbess of Murmurs, the second suit symbolized as a fluid angular mouth-like symbol.

“Are you afraid to tell me?”

Poelzeg tapped the deck, “Draw or default.”

My card was the sixth suit, Thranok, the Desolate Conflux, a series of concentric circles, each containing an arcane spiral.

“An even score in the second round,” he said. “A rarity.” 

“How was Marvin doing at this point?”

He chuckled, “Are you always this tenacious? No wonder you’ve come from such a lowly background to make such a fortune.”

That stung a little, I stung back. “We can’t all inherit our wealth. Such a tragedy your parents died so young.”

Despite the provocation his voice softened, “He was winning by now, a score of thirteen.”

That was Marvin all right. Always lucky until he wasn’t. “What did he ask for?”

Poelzeg smiled wickedly, “His third card.”

I mirrored his smile, “His prize. What was his prize? Maybe I want the same thing.”

“Oh,” he laughed, “I doubt that.” 

“Why?”

Rather than responding, he proceeded to draw his next card, unveiling the eleventh suit known as Drak'mor, the Abyssal Chariot. This card depicted a cosmic wheel with galaxies arranged as spokes. “Oh dear. That’s eighteen to seven.”

There were only two cards left, the fourth and twelfth suit. One life and one death. My hand hovered over the deck but I dropped it back, “What did he want?”

He threw up his arms, “If I tell you will you finish the game?” 

I nodded. The sooner this was over the better.

Poelzeg leaned in conspiratorially, “He wanted to always know the odds.”

“The odds?” I said, “That’s all?”

He nodded solemnly. "And that is precisely what he received - complete and utter revelation. He knew the result of every coin flip, dice roll, and outcome you could imagine.”

I heard Marvin’s voice in my head, louder than the hum of the fans, louder than the rustling of the flag, louder even than the impossible machine-like roar that churned around us.

“We never had a chance. All that waits is the Screaming Nowhere at the heart of the Engines of Creation.”

I drew my final card, Sylthara Who Bleeds at the Threshold, a line, a cross, and a curve that somehow resolved itself into a peculiar and human-like shape. The twelfth card.

And just like that, I had won. Visibly disappointed, the new Attendants slunk back to the other side of the room. Poelzeg stared at me with amusement.

“Lucky, lucky. Must be how you survived in the entertainment industry.” He waited for retaliation, but I simply looked away and turned over the last card of the deck to reveal the fourth suit of the Old Deck - Ithryndra, the Conduit of Divine Grace.

"I was supposed to do that," Poelzeg remarked.

Leaning forward, I added, "They say Ithyranda’s followers gain the gift of immortality."

His eyes sparked with interest. "Is that what you desire?"

Resting my hand on my chin, I pretended to ponder. "It depends on the true meaning of immortality."

Poelzeg huffed, "Immortality means immortality."

"You must be aware of the drawbacks," I pressed, a note of accusation creeping into my words.

"I can’t say."

"Can't or won't?" I inquired.

Poelzeg's smile wavered. "What are you going on about? Claim your prize."

"Marvin loved to cheat," I explained, "cheat at cards, cheat at business, he even cheated on me."

Poelzeg snorted, "I can't imagine why."

"He believed his Prize would make everything easy, but he received more than that, didn't he?" I continued. "You mentioned that he saw everything, every possible outcome. He didn't just know the result of each poker hand; he knew the odds of the dealer getting cancer, of the player next to him cheating on their

spouse. He couldn't even walk down the street without knowing the probability of the man on the sidewalk turning left or right."

"So?" I persisted, my voice unwavering. Poelzeg sighed, "So what?"

"You could have warned him, but it amused you not to," I accused. "What will happen to the others who played tonight?"

"I've answered enough questions," Poelzeg replied.

I leaned back in my seat, contemplating immortality, wealth, forbidden wisdom, and hidden worlds. I had the power to choose anything I desired.

But then, memories of that fateful night in Singapore flooded my mind.

Poelzeg's eyes narrowed, his patience running thin. "What. Is. Your. Prize?"

A smile spread across my face.

 

Epilogue

 

When it was over, I sat alone at the table with the Old Deck. The sounds of the Engines of Creation were fading. I wondered what the Old Deck had originally been meant to do. What strange alchemy had it been meant to work? Surely nothing like the Poelzeg Experience. Even the Nine Rebel Sermons had been unclear on that point, only saying that "Each disciple of Ezerhodden reverently received their sacred card, clutching it upon a solemn pilgrimage into the Verge to smite the children of Mazzikin...”

I began to shuffle the deck; there was something about the feel of those cards in your hand that made you have to shuffle them. And with each motion of my fingers, the sensation became more pleasurable. In my mind's eye, I saw how each of the missing cards had been destroyed: the first during a clandestine gathering of scholars in an ancient library, the second during a midnight ritual in a desolate cemetery during the 17th century, the third during the 19th-century Arctic expedition led by Captain John Franklin during a desperate performance of the Rite of Edgagor, and the fifth lost in the ruins of Tunguska. I saw the Old Deck travel the world, from a temple shrine in the Babylonian city of Kish to the bedside of Cesare Borgia to the offices of Charles Poelzeg.

Then I looked up and saw the woman in the green dress standing before me. Up close, I could see the thick pancake makeup, rouge, and eyeliner she wore. Only her lips were bare of cosmetics, and they were thin and bloodless. Despite the fact that I knew her face was flesh and blood, there was still something about her that made me think she was wearing a mask.

I handed her the Old Deck and then allowed one of the Attendants to deliver me back to the airport.

From there, my life settled into a quiet monotony. I got older, I got richer. I got married, I got divorced. I committed crimes, I avoided jail. And today, I find myself in a summer home transformed into a hospice, talking to the most foolish of my nephews.

My sources tell me you’re a horrible gambler. How much of your wife’s money have you lost over the last two years? A little over a million? A little less? If you get on that plane to Columbia you’ll

lose more. The greedy stooges behind your invitation are counting on it.

The sources that mentioned your vulnerability also informed me of the colossal statue of the Seventh Barishamada positioned at the heart of the casino amusement park you're set to visit. This statue is constructed from brass and stands at a height exceeding twenty feet. During the Festival's final night, a bonfire is kindled beneath it, enveloping the air in a symphony of screams and smoke.

that there's a statue of the Seventh Barishamada at the center of this casino slash amusement park you’ll be going to. It is over twenty feet tall and made of brass. They tell me that on the last night of the Festival, a bonfire is lit beneath it and the air fills with screams and smoke.

The same sources that revealed your vulnerability also provided me with details about this upcoming venture. They mentioned the colossal statue of the Seventh Barishamada positioned at the heart of the casino slash amusement park you're set to visit. This statue is constructed from brass and stands at a height exceeding twenty feet. I've been informed that during the Festival's final night, a bonfire is kindled beneath it, enveloping the air in a symphony of screams and smoke.

Hear me out. Don’t go. Your wife and children will burn and you will be reduced to a toothless, hairless ruin aged beyond their years.

Good. If you want to win something back, aim to reclaim your heart and soul. Be more than just a swindler and a gullible gambler.

Now, it's time for you to go. I've been told I don't have much time left, and I'd rather spend it in peace in my garden with my duck pond.

As for my Prize, I thought about other temptations like money, power, or second chances. But what I truly wanted is what I received- my hands around Charles Poelzeg’s throat.

 
 


Wednesday, November 15, 2023

This is Channel Ab3 Episode Two: A Night Like This


Mike and Jimbo travel to Montreal to prove Barry's girlfriend isn't real, only to learn the cost of wishful thinking.

'A Night Like This' was written by Al Bruno III

It was read and produced by Daniel C. Johnson

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TALES OF LOST GODS AND FRAGILE TRANSFORMATIONS: A Night Like This

 


by
Al Bruno III


…it began as it would end, with an abrupt transfiguration and a sound like the fluttering of wings…



* * *


The air in Mitchell and Michael’s Tavern was thick with cigarette smoke. The patrons were college students and middle-aged bohemians; both groups were lured here by the promise of cheap beer and easily ignored acoustic bands. Barry Moore tried to look casual as he directed Jimbo and Mike to a corner table.

When the waitress brought the menus, Barry watched while his friends debated over the exchange rates between American and Canadian currency. They didn’t have a lot of either after pre-paying for the motel room and they still had to have enough left over to make the trip back from Montreal to the River City University Campus. Barry grimaced a little at the thought of more hours crammed into Jimbo’s Dodge Charger.

“Well?” Mike Proctor straightened his glasses. He was the tallest of them; his face was far too small for a head so large. He preferred to wear tie-dyed shirts and heavy boots. Barry liked to say he looked like the Frankenstein monster had collided with a hippie commune, “Where is she?”

Barry made a show of scanning the crowd; he caught a glimpse of his reflection in the mirror above the bar; plain looking with shaggy hair and an easygoing smile. “I don’t see her. She must be running late.”

“I can’t believe you’re making us do this man.” Jimbo Zot wore mostly black, because he’d learned that black was slimming. He never listed when Barry and Mike told him that diet and exercise were even more slimming. “I mean we’ve come all this way, can’t you just admit it?”

Barry shook his head, “Admit what?”

“You’ve been telling us about this girl for almost a year.” The waitress brought over a bowl of popcorn and Jimbo dug in, “This perfect girl. Come on. Admit it so we can drop this charade and hit some strip clubs.”

“Topless…” Mike half-spoke, half-sang, “…and bottomless. Oooooo yeah.”

“Guys she’ll be here.” Barry said. The waitress came back and took their drink orders, two beers one soda.

Mike looked over the menu again, “What are the wings like?”

Barry shrugged. The door opened with a long drawn out squeal as another group of college students filled the air with raucous laughter. The band finished their first set to scattered applause and made their way to the bar.

“I thought this was your little love nest?” Mike asked, “How can you not know what the wings are like?”

“I never tried them all right? They’re her thing. She gets wings I get a burger.”

Jimbo shook his head sadly, “Look. Just repeat after me… There. Is. No. Ophelia. Boggs.”

“You can tell her that soon enough.”

“Lord have mercy. We have got to break you of this.”

Barry took a drink of his soda, “Break me of what? She’s real.”

Mike shook his head, “I need evidence. We have not seen one picture of this girl and you have not received one phone message in all the time you have been telling us about her. Not even an email and believe me we’ve looked.”

“Guys…”

“How far do you think he’s going to take this?” Mike wondered aloud, “Should we settle in and order something?”

Jimbo nodded sagely, “Even in the midst of an intervention, there is always time for curly fries, and wings.”

Mike smiled, “You’re like the Sun Tzu of junk food.”

“What intervention?” Barry scowled, “I don’t need an intervention.”

In his third year of college Barry had moved off campus, of all the applicants he’d looked into for a roommate Mike Proctor had seemed like the one least likely to murder someone in their sleep. Jimbo Zot had come to help Mike move in and he’d never really left; when he wasn’t working or trolling for ‘babes’ on the Internet, he was planted on their couch. It didn’t take very long for them all to become friends, and it didn’t take Mike and Jimbo long to figure out that their newest friend didn’t have much luck with the ladies.

When the waitress returned to their table she asked, “More drinks?”

Mike and Jimbo ordered curly fries, hot wings and more beers. Barry ordered a burger but he wasn’t hungry.

“You know what I think?” Mike smiled, “I think what you need Barry, is a night with a professional.”

“Hey!” Barry said.

“Hang on a minute here.” Mike continued, “I don’t mean some skank, I mean a night with one of those high class hookers you always see dead on CSI.”

“So many things were wrong with that last statement...” Barry said.

“Look, you’re among friends here.” Mike frowned and looked around the bar, “Friends and Canadians. Just admit you made her up so you wouldn’t seem so lame.”

“Yet in doing so you became lamer.” Jimbo said.

The door squealed again and in the silence, everyone at the table looked up at once. Barry felt his entire world tilt sideways. A woman stood in the doorway, she wore jeans and a bomber jacket covered with faded patches; her dark hair was pulled back in a knot. Her smile practically glittered as she waved and headed over to sit down at their table. It was Ophelia, there was no mistaking her.

But that's impossible, Barry thought. She doesn't exist.


* * *


…They congealed in the forgotten places: those abandoned or given over to entropy and solitude. Freshly scarred and squealing like newborns, they meandered from burnt-out houses and empty storefronts through the alleys and side streets. No one saw them, no one dared…


* * *


“Sorry I’m late. You wouldn’t believe what it took for me to get here.” Ophelia shouldered out of her jacket and bulky purse and sat down beside Barry. She touched his arm with easy familiarity and kissed him on the cheek. She extended her hand to the men across the table from her, “You must be Mike, and you must be Jim.”

Mike shook her hand, “As I live and breathe… heavily.”

Jimbo kissed her hand, “Please call me Jimbo.”

Ophelia’s giggle sounded just the way Barry had imagined.
The band made their way back to the stage, spent a few moments arguing about a chord and then started playing. Several of the bar’s patrons took this as a signal to leave, the door squealed again.

Both of Barry’s friends had dated extensively through college. Mike tended to specialize in damaged goods. He’d just recently broken up with a girl with attention deficit disorder- in truth she hadn’t so much broken up with him as simply wandered off. He’d rebounded quickly enough and was now dating a bi-polar political science major with a passion for student protests and flicking lit cigarettes at strangers.

“So you’re Ophelia…” Mike said.

The waitress had brought over their food but none of the men at the table seemed to notice. Ophelia looked over the hot wings before choosing a particularly plump looking one, “That’s what it says on my birth certificate.”

Jimbo leaned forward, “You didn’t happen to bring it along did you?”

Dating was different for Jimbo, he found all of his girls on the Internet, he used all the relevant dating apps and a few message boards to boot. He frequently convinced women to come and visit him with his mastery of the written post. Jimbo’s most recent conquest had presented herself as a bi-curious nineteen year old African-American college student. When she’d arrived she’d turned out to be a thirty-something white woman with badly died hair and prison tattoos. Since Jimbo described himself online as a ‘John Stamos-type’ he really didn’t have the right to accuse her of being a liar. Somehow they really hit it off anyway and she spent the weekend with him- everything was going great for Jimbo until her husband showed up.

“So…” Barry watched her eat, “So…”

“Sorry. I’m starving.” Ophelia spoke with her mouth full. She set the bones from one wing down and grabbed another, “You know how I get when I’m working Honey Angel.”

Barry flinched at the nickname he’d imagined her calling him, He’d never told anyone that, it seemed too silly.

Jimbo laced his fingers together, “And what do you do for a living again?”

For all their misadventures at least his friends were out there in the trenches, Barry tended to keep his head down and concentrate on studying for his anthropology degree. Oh he’d tried his hand at meeting girls on campus, but somehow they sensed his fear of rejection. The only girl he’d managed to get two dates with had ended up trying to recruit him into a cult- as if he had that kind of time and money.

There were plenty of bars around campus too and Barry had tried the scene but no matter what he did he seemed to just fade into the background. Except of course for that one day he’d worn those new shoes on a rainy night. Barry still cringed at the mental image of him walking into the bar, slipping on a patch of wet floor and crashing into the trio of stewardess at the bar. Sometimes he could still hear their bilingual cursing.

“I’m a commercial artist, mostly boring stuff like ad copy and signage.” She explained, “But I make a lot of extra scratch doing Star Trek themed oil paintings and selling them at Sci-Fi Conventions and online.”

Mike gave Barry a disbelieving glance, “Really?”

The lead singer of the band paused, his brow furrowing as he tried to remember the next lyric of 'Stairway to Heaven.' The drummer launched into an impromptu solo to try and drown out the heckling.

“Oh yeah, and you would not believe what some fans would pay to have themselves painted in as a member of the Enterprise’s bridge crew. I mean I’m no Dru Blair but people seem to like my work.”

How could she know all this? Barry wondered Am I going crazy?

Almost one year ago he’d invented Ophelia Boggs to make his friends stop trying to send him off on blind dates with girls they didn’t want. It wasn’t that Barry hadn’t tried his luck a few times. The guys always told him that at the very least he could look upon these as ‘practice dates’; but after one of the girls brought him to her high school reunion and introduced him as her fiancé, Barry had had enough.

One winter weekend he’d gone to a science fiction convention in New York City, a semi-annual ritual- weather and funds permitting. When he got back home he told his friends he wouldn’t need any more blind dates. He’d just met a girl named Ophelia, and his heart belonged to her. She was the perfect girl. The only drawback was she lived in Canada but Barry had told Mike and Jimbo that he knew he could make it work.

“... isn’t that right Barry?”

Barry started, “What?”

Mike smiled, “Earth to Honey Angel. Your sweetie was just telling us the story about how you met.”

“Oh?” Barry looked at her, at the quiet affection in her eyes, “Oh yes.”

“Love at first sight.” She said, “And to think if you hadn’t held the elevator door open for me I might have ended up going to dinner with that fan-film guy.”

“Everything…” Barry paused, his mouth felt full of saliva, “…everything happens for a reason.”

Jimbo asked, “Barry said you were thinking of branching out into other styles of art.”

“Well I’ve gotten a few requests for Babylon 5 stuff but I can never get the spaceships right…”

In a matter of a few months Ophelia Boggs became more than a cover story- she became a talisman against the lonely grind of study and work. She became an excuse to pull back from the dating scene for a while. So what if the girl at the coffee shop might have smiled at him? She was no Ophelia.

Well not really but he had the idea of Ophelia, the idea that the perfect girl was somewhere out there waiting for him.

But she was here now; living, breathing and unconsciously running her fingertips along the length of his arm. For Barry the whole bar had ceased to exist, Jimbo and Mike were like phantoms. Ophelia caught him looking at her from the corner of her eye and blushed a little; she brushed a stray lock of hair aside and said in a stage whisper, “You’re staring.”

“They didn’t think you were real.” Barry said.

Mike said, “And for that we apologize, we just thought you sounded a little too good to be true.”

“She is.” Barry stroked the curve of her chin, like he’d always imagined he would.

Ophelia caught his hand and nibbled on the ridge of his knuckle, “You’re sweet.”

Barry started, he hadn’t imaged that move.

Jimbo leaned back in his chair, “You two need a room?”

“We have one.” Barry said, dangling the motel room key before her.



* * *



…They slowly found each other and began traveling in groups. The cool March wind fluttered over the mutilated black wings that were nothing more than gnarled fists of cartilage and bone that sprung from their backs. They were dressed in tatters and rags; every scrap had been scavenged or stolen. They were the Unfinished and their minds were as broken as their bodies…




* * *



Mike and Jimbo had been left behind. When Barry had held the door of Mitchell and Michael’s Tavern open for Ophelia he had glanced back at them, the envy in their eyes was almost physically palpable. They looked like they couldn’t believe what they were seeing.

Barry could understand that, especially now when she was snuggled against him in a cab, her hand on his knee. Her body was soft yet toned, a dancers' physique- but not the kind of dancers Jimbo and Mike were planning to go see tonight. Ophelia described herself as a ‘lapsed ballerina’, she hadn’t taken a formal dance lesson in years but she still kept up the routines of practice and exercise. It still made her sad sometimes that she had never had the money to continue her studies.

But she never said any of this, Barry thought, I said it. I imagined her saying it! None of this makes any sense.

“Ophelia.” He said, “What was the name of that school in Europe you were going to go to?”

“We’re here.”

“What?”

The cab slowed to a stop, Ophelia rummaged around in her purse until she found her wallet. She overpaid the driver and flashed him a mischievous smile, “I can’t believe I’m paying for your booty call.”

“Booty?” Barry let her pull him from the cab and lead him back to his room. He hardly felt the chill wind or the half ice, half slush that splashed around his feet; he hardly felt anything except for the terrified thudding in his chest, “I just wanted to talk.”

“Suuuure you did.” She steered him along to the side of the motel until they were at room number 77, “Open up.”

“How did you know what room I’m in?”

“You showed me your room key remember?” She gave him a little kiss

“Uh…” Barry blushed, found the room key and led her inside.

She caught his hand as he reached for the wall switch, “Do we really need lights?”

“Do you want a drink?” Barry asked as she moved closer, pushing him against the door, “We fridge.”

“There are just two beds in this room. Was one of you boys going to double up?”

“I brought a sleeping bag. I was going to sleep on the floor.”

Ophelia pulled her blouse over her head; the bra she wore was powder blue lace. The clasp was on the front, she took his hands and led them to it, “Did you miss me?”

Barry was shaking, he felt like a teenager again, all clumsy and cornered. She kissed him and pulled him down onto the bed.

They didn’t pull the covers back; they barely thought to nudge Jimbo’s luggage onto the floor. “Why are you here?”

“How could I stay away?”



* * *



…the Unfinished knelt clumsily in the melting snow and ice. Their faces were like smeared paintings, somehow wizened and beatific at once. When one shuddered from the cold, they all shuddered. They waited for the last of their numbers to arrive

Soon they would hunt. Soon they would find the rogue thoughtform…




* * *



The first bar they had gone to had left Mike wondering if Canada had a Better Business Bureau he could complain to. The gaudy neon signs had promised 'EXOTIC DANCERS' but none of the women that had graced the stage had been able to dance very well and neither Mike nor Jimbo considered stretch marks or missing teeth to be exotic.

The wind and the cold were even worse than before; it battered them as they crossed the street to the car. “Where to next?” Jimbo asked.

“Let’s call it a night.” Mike waved his hands, “The only person having a good time right now is Barry.”

“I still don't believe it.” Jimbo said, “No one can be that... that... Wow.”

Shivering and miserable they climbed into the car. Mike sat in the passenger side, trying to warm himself by flapping his arms. Jimbo started the car and turned the heater and defogger up full blast.

“Man, that girl had the prettiest eyes didn’t she?”

“The stripper? The one with the razor burns?”

“No! I mean Barry’s girl. Jeez, it doesn’t even sound right saying that…”

“Yeah.” Mike smiled, “I’ve always been a sucker for green eyes.”

“Blue.” Jimbo corrected, “Her eyes were blue.”

“No. Green. You colorblind or something?”

“They were totally blue, they had bits of gold in them. They almost shone, it was like…” Jimbo frowned, “… like they weren’t even real.”



* * *



Barry stirred with a smile. He had forgotten about this part, about the good part after the other good part; to fall asleep holding your lover close, to gently doze off feeling someone’s heat radiating back at you.

I can’t let this end. I’ve got to get an engagement ring. I’ve got to find a justice of the peace. Do they have those in Canada? He smiled and reached across the bed to draw her in close again. Hey! Where is she?

Barry sat up and saw her in the bathroom, standing naked before the mirror and preening. She kept turning on her heel, trying to examine the reflection of her back. Her skin was smooth and flawless; it reminded Barry of a statue. The perfect girl cast in marble. Remember this, Barry thought to himself. Keep this memory it someplace safe where nothing can tarnish it. Remember this.

“Awake?” Ophelia grinned at him, her dark eyes flashing, “You’re beautiful when you dream.”

“Come back to bed.”

Switching off the bathroom light she climbed back onto the bed and draped herself over him, “You know, we should get dressed before your friends come back.”

“Maybe they won’t come back.” Barry kissed her shoulder, “Maybe they lucky.”

“Lucky?. From what you’ve told me I wouldn’t be surprised if we have to bail them out of jail tonight,” She started to laugh and then stiffened, “Did you hear something?”

“Hear what?”

Ophelia got out of bed and peered out the motel room’s bay window, “What was that?”

“I didn’t hear anything.” Barry got out of bed and put his arm around her, “What’s wrong? Hey you’re shaking like a leaf.”

“Too soon,” She crossed her arms over her chest, “Too soon.”

Ophelia started to cry, Barry tried to hold her but she pushed him away. Hurt and a little stunned he watched her rummage around on the floor for her clothes. She got dressed quickly.

“What’s wrong?” Barry asked again.

She sat down on the bed and drew her legs up to her chest, “Do you know that saying about being careful what you wish for?”

“I like the one about dreams coming true better.”

“I’m not real.”

“You’re beautiful and fun and the greatest sex of my life.” Barry fell to his knees, “Please don’t be crazy.”

“You wished for me, you believed in me, you prayed for me until I was real. Some people call what I am a Tulpa, others call us Rakshasa.”

Barry felt dizzy,“Hold up. Hold up.”

But she didn’t “My Poppa called me a thoughtform.”

“I don’t want to hear this,” Barry kissed her hard on the mouth. She responded to his touch losing herself in the moment just like he knew she would.

When the kiss broke she said, “You were so different. You believed so much. Usually one dream means so little.”

“You’re real,” Barry said again.

She pressed herself against him for a few moments more and then began to hurriedly get dressed, “You know better than that. Until tonight I was just a story you told yourself at night before you fell asleep.”

“But you’re here.”

“I know. I’m sorry.”

Barry ran his fingers through his hair, “This is insane.”

“At first I was just going to make my own way in the world, loose myself in it, but as soon as I had this flesh… it ached for you.” Ophelia said, “I put you at risk. I should have run far away.”

Barry started pacing the room, “All right. Let’s say this is true. Let’s say that my wanting you to be real made you real. Then who cares? I love you. You love me too… right?”

“From my very first breath but do you really think the Unfinished will allow this?”

“Unfinished?”

There was the sound of a commotion outside. It almost sounded to Barry like a crowd making its way up the street, bickering and laughing as it toppled trash cans and clamored over parked cars. But this commotion was punctuated with strange howls and stranger curses.

“Barry.” An edge of panic crept into her voice, “Walk calmly out to the street and then start running. Find your way back to your friends and your old life. They don’t want you.”

He approached the window and parted the curtain, “If someone’s trying to hurt you I won’t let them.”

Ophelia pulled him back, shaking him in her urgency, “No. No. I didn’t even exist until tonight. Run away. Run away home and find a girl that loves you a little more than you love her and be happy.”

Barry stared disbelievingly at her. The tears in her eyes were genuine enough but was she really just a ghost created from his loneliness?

The howls were louder now and he could make out whole words. Vows of cruelty and lust. The motel room door started to shake and rattle. The glass of the bay window squealed and cracked, it bowed out pushing the curtains aside. Barry saw them, saw the desiccated bodies and empty faces. If Ophelia was birthed in a single dream then these creatures could only have been pieced together from the choicest nightmares.

Barry grabbed her by the hand and dragged her back into the bathroom. There was a window there made of frosted glass and painted shut. He locked the bathroom door as he heard the bay window give way to a chorus of eager howls.

“Please don’t do this.” Ophelia begged.

“These monsters…” Barry grabbed a towel off the rack and hefted the plastic trash bin.

“Unfinished, They’re called the Unfinished. They’re half-imagined and jealous. My Poppa thought they were gods.”

“These things- what will they do to you if they find you?”

Ophelia looked away, “It doesn’t matter.”

The bathroom lights flickered and faded in time with the voices of the creatures. The bathroom window was shoulder level, Barry smashed out the glass, clearing the fragments away as best he could and laid a towel over the sill. “Come on.” He held his arms out to help her, “Climb.”

She climbed up, for a moment she was close enough for an embrace; the scent of her fresh sweat and fading perfume wafted over him.

How can she not be real? How?

The bathroom door was shuddering on its hinges, pushing away from the frame with a riot of cracks and snaps. Filthy, misshapen hands tore at the air. Barry watched Ophelia slip from the window and land on the ground below with a pained yelp. He moved to scramble after her, and felt the damaged edges of the window bite at his clothes and the skin beneath.

For a moment he was tumbling end over end, then he hit the ground and there was a flash of light. Barry’s vision swam in and out of focus. His head ached; his body was alive with a cold itching. He had landed in a snow covered shrubbery, crushing it.

Ophelia pulled him to his feet, “We have to keep running.”

Barry started to move, his first footstep was wobbly. “We need to find help.”

Snarls filled the air; Barry looked back to the broken window. Ophelia said, “No one can help us. No one dares.”

They started running.



* * *



…outrage knotting their faces the Unfinished threw themselves out the window, ripping out sections of the wall in their zeal. They were used to Thoughtforms that were weak and terrified. The Thoughtforms never ran. The Thoughtforms never had the chance to hope.

Why should this one be different? Why should this one dare to escape the same cruel indoctrinations they had been inflicting upon each other for a thousand lifetimes?

They would not allow this…



* * *



Two blocks later their bare feet were numbed by the snow and ice. They tried to flag down a car but the drivers wouldn’t even slow down for them much less stop. Barry jumped in front of an oncoming care but it wouldn’t slow down and he had to dive out of the way, “What the Hell is wrong with people?”

“Its the Unfinished, they’re too close.” Ophelia said, “The human race prefers to look away from its broken dreams.”

“This is nuts.”

“Just go, leave me.”

“I said no.” Barry offered her a quick desperate smile, “I meant no.”

Ophelia smiled back, “I never could win an argument with you.”

The streetlights began to flicker and fade, familiar snarls filled the air.

Suddenly a tan dodge Charger screeched to a halt half on and half off the sidewalk. Mike opened the passenger side door and leaned out, “Get in!”

“What are you doing?” Barry pulled Ophelia into the backseat the Dodge. She slammed the door closed.

“What am I doing?” Mike scrambled in beside her, “What are you doing?”

“There were these things at the motel. They were tearing everything apart, even the people.” Jimbo hit the accelerator and sped off, he kept glancing back in the rearview mirror. “Especially the people.”

“I’m sorry.” Ophelia was hunched over in her seat, “I’m sorry.”

Barry looked from her to his friends. He clenched his fist and stared at it. He knew what he had to do. “Jimbo. Remember that parking garage where we got pulled over?”

“What is happening here?” Mike demanded. “What are those things? Why are they killing people?”

Ophelia said, “They’re getting closer.”



* * *



…despair had made them relentless, loss had made them cruel. Their prey was being helped when no human in their well honed blindness should have been able to do more than cringe and swoon.

The Unfinished vowed they would pay, humans and Thoughtform alike…


* * *


“I said what are they?” Jimbo sounded hysterical.

The ride had been brief; no police cars gave chase even though they had abandoned the rules of traffic lights and speed limits to the wind blocks ago. “They’re monsters.” Ophelia explained, “That’s all you need to know.”

“This just gets better and better.” Mike said, “I knew you were too good to be true. I just knew it.”

The parking garage was a long rectangular structure of worn gray stone; the lights were dimmed and the gates for incoming traffic were locked down. During the day the garage handled the overflow of cars from the nearby hospital but at this hour of the night it was deserted.

“We’re here.” Jimbo stopped the car and turned in his seat to stare, “Barry?”

Barry was still staring intently at his clenched fist; his mouth was a thin bloodless line.

Ophelia touched his shoulder, “Honey Angel?”

He glanced at her, his expression softened, “I was thinking.”

Mike said, “We’re here. Now what?”

“Ophelia and I are getting out of the car and you guys are going to get back home.”

Jimbo breathed a sigh of relief, “Sounds good to me.”

“Shut up!” Mike snapped, “That does not sound good.”

“I don’t have time to argue.” Barry opened the car door.

“I don’t know what’s going on but I don’t trust her or any of this.” Mike said.

“Save yourselves.” Barry took hold of Ophelia’s hand and dragged her from the car; she winced as her back brushed the upper part of the Charger’s doorframe. There was a patch of red between her shoulder blades. It was slowly expanding.

“Guys, I have to do this alone.” Barry said, “You can’t help me.”

“We’re not leaving you.” Mike walked around to Jimbo’s side of the car and pushed him aside so he could retrieve the tire iron from under the seat.

Jimbo said, “Are you sure about this? He sounds pretty serious.”

“God damn it.” Mike said, “He’s our friend.”

The Unfinished burst out of the darkness around them, shadows bleeding in their wake. Howls filled the air. Barry pulled Ophelia towards the parking garage. “Run!” He shouted.

A gnarled hand caught Jimbo on the bare flesh of his arm. He mewled and tried to twist away but it was already too late. They clawed at him drawing blood, so much blood. His voice rose for a brief piercing moment and then became silent.

Mike swung the tire iron catching one of the Unfinished on the side of the head and hitting another in the chest. Each blow brought a satisfying crunching sound. He made his way towards the parking garage. One of the creatures caught the sleeve of his jacket, tearing it all the way to the shoulder.

Mike brought the tire iron down on the attacker’s skull and slipped around to the other side of the Charger. He could see Barry and Ophelia receding further and further into the parking garage. It looked as though they were making their way to the stairwell.

“What does he think he’s doing?” Mike wondered aloud.

One of the Unfinished scrambled across the hood, tackling Mike from behind. He felt the creature’s hand grasp the back of his neck. He struggled but to stay on his feet and fight but more of the things swarmed him.


* * *


…the human’s head came away from his shoulders easily. The Unfinished whooped as the blood sprayed across.

There was only one more rebellious human left to cull, then they would turn their attention to the Thoughtform.

The Unfinished were already shuddering in anticipation of the torments and degradations it would suffer. Those delights would only be surpassed by the moment when it began to crave that suffering as much as they did…



***


My friends are dead.
Barry thought as the sound of Jimbo and Mike’s screams faded. The realization was enough to slow Barry’s pace on the stairwell. My friends are dead.

He looked ahead to Ophelia, her pace had slowed as well, but that was because the wound on her back was spreading and swelling. Barry knew what that meant and it gave him the strength to keep moving. He hurried to her side and gingerly slipped his arm around her waist.

“Come on.” He said, “Almost there.”

“Something’s wrong.” Ophelia said, “…it hurts.”

“I know.” Barry said, “I know.”

The door to the stairwell crashed open two floors below them. Impossible and hateful voices echoed up after them.

“It’s not too late.” Ophelia said, “Just leave me.”

Barry put one arm around her back and another lifted her up by the legs. There was another flight of stairs to go, could he carry her that far?

I have to. He thought as he felt the swollen, weeping mass between her shoulders pulse and shift.

“Something’s wrong.” She said again, her voice a whisper.

Barry thought to tell her not to be afraid but he choked on the absurdity of the words. Instead he kept his breathing steady and counted the steps until he reached the topmost level of the parking garage, the rooftop level. The voices of the Unfinished were close behind them now. There was a smugness in their cries and taunts now. Was it his imagination that made him hear Jimbo’s and Mike’s voice in that chorus?

Don’t look back. Keep moving. Almost here. Concentrate.


Ophelia looked around, the dark cloudless sky seemed to press down on them; this entire level of the parking garage was empty and full of shadows.“What are we doing here? We’re trapped. Why did you-”

Barry reached out and tore her blouse off with a single tug. She started to protest but then a spike of pain robbed her of her breath. The ever-swelling growth began to split apart.

It was just a few more yards to the edge of the parking garage’s roof. Barry was carrying her now. Twin appendages folded out Ophelia’s back and clawed feebly at the air.

“Don’t fight it,” Barry risked a glance down at the sheer drop from the upper level. It was nothing spectacular but enough to kill a man.

The pain began to fade, but Ophelia was still gasping, “Fight it? Do you know what’s happening to me?”

“Of course.” Barry kissed her one last time before standing up and shielding her. The door to the stairwell crashed open and the Unfinished spilled out. They moved forward as one; their certainty made them slow, made them relish every footstep.

Ophelia’s new wings stretched wide and shook the moisture of their birth away with a single shudder. “What is this?” She whispered.

“If I could imagine you in the flesh…” Barry began, “…then I can imagine more. If I can call you out of longing then I can long for something better than these monsters for you.”

“Honey Angel.” She breathed. Barry felt her arms touch his back.

“I think you’re the angel now.” Barry laughed, it was a crazy sound, a sound he had never heard himself make before.

“I can try to carry you.”

“No you can’t. Just go. Otherwise this was all for nothing.”

Barry stepped away from her moving towards the Unfinished. He needed to buy her just a few more moments. He was empty handed but he wasn’t afraid.

He had aways thought he would just dwindle away and die in a hospital bed or drop dead in the street of a sudden heart attack or aneurysm.

Wasn’t it better to be in love and die on a night like this?

He found himself surrounded. Barry thought of Ophelia in the bathroom, staring at her reflection in the mirror. He gave the Unfinished a grim smile and told them, “Nobody messes with my girl.”



* * *


…it ended as it began, with an abrupt transfiguration and a sound like the fluttering of wings…
 

 




Tuesday, October 31, 2023

This is Channel Ab3 Episode One: Sugar Coated Sacraments


In a mad dash for candy, three boys discover that some Halloween horrors are all too real.

'Sugar Coated Sacraments' was written by Al Bruno III

It was read and produced by Auravoice

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Monday, October 30, 2023

FRESH OFF THE BUS FROM CREEPYTOWN: Sugar Coated Sacraments

 

by

Al Bruno III

They wore no costumes, just dark clothes and black greasepaint.

Don hit the kid in the Frankenstein costume from behind, sending him flying. The kid hit the ground and sat there for a moment stunned and then started bawling as only an eight-year-old could. Roaring like animals Pete and Timmy ran up to the crying boy, pushed him back down and stole his bag of candy. The kid screamed even while the three teenagers scurried back into the shadows, laughing hysterically and shouting, "Happy Halloween!"

 

***


Seventeen minutes later and halfway across Schenectady they hid behind a car and prepared to strike again.

Timmy pointed, ”Check it out the kid in the skeleton costume over there!"

"Nah over by the alley is better, there are four of them. See?" Don whispered.

"Where?" Pete asked.

Don pointed again, ”Right. Over. There!"

“Ohhhh.” Pete nodded, “See any parents?"

"Nah."

"How old do you think they are?" Timmy said.

Don laughed, "Who cares? Lookit the size of those bags! "

The four children moved down the street, stopping at each house to ring the bell and chant 'Trick or Treat!'

In a few moments the brightly costumed foursome scampered in front of the parked car. Don darted out from hiding, running by and snatching a bulging pillowcase from one of the shocked children.

The kids were screaming by the time Timmy and Pete were on their victims. Timmy snatched the bag from his prey easily, Pete was having a bit more trouble. The girl in the princess costume was hanging onto her treats for dear life. Everyone winced at her high pitched screams.

Don and Timmy were halfway up the street when they turned to see their friend involved in a tug of war with a girl half his size.

A fat man stormed out onto his front porch, his voice a meaty bellow, "What are you doing? Hey you kid!"

Don gasped, “Aw crap!"

Several things happened at once. First the fat man called into his house, "Call the police Ellen!”

Then the faded blue pillowcase tore in half, spilling candy and one lone apple onto the street. Without thinking Pete bent to scoop up a handful and received a swift kick in the nose from the little girl. Pete fell to his knees. The four enraged children pounced on him.

The other candy thieves doubled back and started shoving and throwing fourth graders in every direction.

"Hold it right there!" The fat man was running across his lawn, puffing like he was in the middle of a marathon. "Hey you kids!"

Don pulled Pete up onto his feet and the three boys started running, the voice of the fat man driving them forward. 

 

***

 

There was a small, nearly abandoned cemetery on the outskirts of town where no tombstone offered a date beyond 1940. A frosty wind wove its way between the dying trees, toppled headstones and defaced mausoleums, carrying in its wake the sound of laughter.

"The nose didn't hurt so bad. It was when the other one kicked me in the balls. That's what hurt!" Pete snickered through a mouthful of Milk Duds, "It hurt so bad I couldn't move! I thought I was gonna die."

Don had three lollipops stuffed into his mouth, "Is that why we had to carry you while we were running from that guy?”

They sat in a small clearing; the unkempt grass was tall enough to mask their presence among the broken grave markers. Timmy ran his hands through the rapidly thinning pile of candy, "This's gotta be the best Halloween we ever had!"

Don bit down, chewed and then spit three bent white sticks out of sight. "Here's to tradition."

They had been doing this for four years, an idea born on an October afternoon when on of them had commented "I want to get candy, but Trick or Treating is so stupid."

The rest was history.

Don sifted through the pile of sweets, cursing at the unbelievable amount of candy corn they had. "Who eats this shit?"

"Not me.”

"Can't stand it."

The other two looked to Don as their leader; mostly because he could always get them beer and was gifted with an almost magical way with the girls.

"Anyone want a toothbrush?" Timmy asked. Timmy was the tough guy of the trio, nobody messed with Don or Pete because of his presence among them. His reputation began in junior high when he stabbed an

upperclassman in the knee. It had all been an accident but once the school rumor mill had spun out a much more dramatic story. "Man giving away toothbrushes on Halloween is so gay. It's worse than putting razor blades in apples. Hey...catch!”

The toothbrush struck the side of Pete's head, "Ow!" He picked a bag of jellybeans and threw them, Timmy ducked and the plastic bag bounced off the side of a tombstone.

"Hey!" A smirk spread across Pete's features “Quick - tell me who I am."

He began to waddle in place, thrusting his stomach far forward, "Hey you kids stop! Stop it right there! I mean it!"

Don and Timmy laughed till they were sick.

Pete had been playing the part of the clown since nursery school; he knew by instinct how to make people laugh. It always seemed to casual observers that he didn't quite belong with his two friends. Why would this gentle faced, giggling boy hang out with a pair of hoodlums? And consequently why would they put up with him?

Suddenly Don hissed, "Shhhhhhhhh!" "What?" Timmy grinned, "What?"

"Be quiet! I heard something!" Don whispered frantically. "Something like this?" Pete leaned over and let loose a dry rasping fart.

"Shhhhh!"
"Oh wow. I just got a great idea!"

Don was scanning the dark cemetery for with wide, nervous eyes, "Will you guys fucking listen?"

"You got a lighter Timmy?" "Sure why?"

"We can take turns lighting our-"

"Somebody's out there! Somebody's out there!" Don was trying to whisper and shout at the same time.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" "I. Heard. Some. Body. Out. There!"

And in the moment of silence that followed they all heard it; footsteps, moving quickly through the long grass.

Timmy turned pale and tossed the beer can he held out of sight. "I hope that it ain't the friggin' cops." He whispered, "I'm still on probation."

"I'm gonna go see what it is.” Don announced, "If it's the cops I'll make lots of noise." And then he disappeared into the long grass.

Pete and Timmy looked helplessly at their surroundings and each other. Toying with the silver ring on his left hand, Timmy tried to block thoughts of the consequences of breaking probation. He'd already spent two months in the JDH; it had been a savage, nightmarish experience. The thought of going back terrified him. The wind picked up speed, bending the sickly green blades of grass back and sending a shiver through the two boys' bodies.

For the first time they truly became aware of where and when they were; their stomachs were sick with butterflies. Pete shifted uneasily away from the tombstone he'd been leaning against, unconsciously trying to get closer to his friend.

Timmy stood, "He's been gone too long. I'm gonna go and see if I can find him."

"No!" Pete half-shouted as he grabbed the taller boy's shoulder and forced him back down into a sitting position, "He's only been gone five minutes!"

"No way."
He flashed his watch, "It's true. Calm down."

Pete tried to remind himself that this place was a popular local hangout and if anything Don would be coming back with some other eager partiers; maybe even some female partiers. The fantasy was distracting but it vanished quickly. For some reason Pete was reminded of a poem he'd heard when he had been half-paying attention in English class, something about a burning tiger in a fearful cemetery.

"Dudes!"

Pete yelped and Timmy grabbed his chest at the sound; then Don stepped into view.

"It wasn't no cop." he said, "It was a kid."
Pete's face creased as he read his watch, "A kid? At eleven o'clock?"

"Shhhh. He's still around, an he's-No waitaminute, you guys gotta see this yourself." 

 

***

 

A child half-ran, half-skipped through the shadowed graveyard, clutching an empty pillowcase in each hand. The store-bought skeleton costume and mask made the wearer indistinguishable from any other of the kids they'd seen tonight.

"I thought you said the kid had two full bags." Timmy whispered from behind the cover of a tombstone.

Don watched the small figure recede "He did."
"Well maybe he was realllllly hungry." Pete snickered.
Without warning Don clouted Pete upside the head, "Fuck you." "Ow! What did I do?"

"Maybe the kid lives here." Timmy suggested. Pete laughed, "No one lives in a cemetery."

"No duh!" Timmy sneered, "I meant maybe he lives close by the cemetery."

"Maybe he's got a tree house or somethin' around here." Don stood, "Lessie if we can find it."

He lead them back along the path the costumed child had come from until they found themselves standing in a clearing. The darkness made the landscape surreal; the boundary between shadow and solid reality seemed to twist and blur. It took their eyes a few moments to realize what occupied the center of the clearing.

When realization came it kept them standing there, struck dumb by awe and greed. A crude table had been made from a trio of tombstones, and scattered around it was candy.
Candy of every conceivable, size, flavor and type carpeted the ground in clumsy mounds some as deep as three feet. Foil wrappings glittered darkly as the wind picked up a trio of Yummyburger gift certificates and carried them out of sight.

For the three boys it was not unlike seeing the pyramids or Stonehenge for the first time; they were speechless with wonder.

"Do you guys see what I see?" Timmy said numbly.

"I don't know, " Pete whispered, "what do you see?"

"I asked you first."

"I want to find out if you're seeing what I'm seeing before I say anything."

Both were silenced by Don, "Look at all this fuckin' candy!" Pete and Timmy breathed a sigh of relief.

"Will you look at all this fuckin' candy!"

"How could one kid get all of this?" Timmy asked no one in particular.

"Maybe he steals it like us." Pete guessed.

Don was still shaking his head, "This is a lot of fuckin’ candy!"

The small shape in the skeleton costume stepped into view and began to sing.

Each of the boys issued a gasp. Pete thought to himself that he was going to have a heart attack before this was over.

"Who are you?" Timmy shouted, angry at allowing himself to be frightened by a kid.

Another child, dressed identically to the first left the cover of the tree- line and joined in on the singing.

"OK." Don said, "This is weird."
A third similarly dressed child joined the others. Then another.
And then another.

By the time there were seven of them Pete stopped counting, "I think we should go." He started to get really creeped out; he swore he could see some of the candy... moving?

"You kids get out of here!" Timmy shouted, "No one saw us take anything!"

"Guys?" It was like watching an avalanche in reverse, the small brightly wrapped packages were rolling up the mound of sweets.

Don stared bewildered at them, "What the?"

The sound of paper and plastic rustling became loud, almost deafening in its intensity, drowning out the sounds of the children singing.

The heap of candy surged upwards and took on a shape that was huge and undeniably humanoid. Seven feet tall and still solidifying; with huge hands it snatched Timmy up and swallowed him whole.

Screaming the two remaining boys broke into a run.

It gulped the last of Timmy down and set off after more. It gave chase, its every movement marked by the crackling of cellophane and foil.

Pete heard Don cry out and fall, without thinking he ran to help his friend. He threw an arm about Don's waist and pulled him to his feet. "Come on. Come on." He panted.

Before they could take a mutual step it had them both.

They were lifted into the air by claws made of Hershey Bars and rolls of Lifesavers. Pete pulled and pried at them but all he managed to do was tear the waxy paper and expose the sweet smelling candy beneath.

It placed Don's screaming head in his mouth and bit. Pete's hands flew to his ears but there was no masking the cracking tear. It spat the severed head away and gulped at the jets of blood that sprayed from the ragged, red hole until it was dry.

Dropping the headless body it turned its attention to Pete, he had gone mad and he giggled fitfully at the nightmare before him. His laughter became more intense as the huge face loomed in front of him. It was a face made of sour-balls with a pair of shining lemon drops for eyes; its ears were candy apples, its teeth a gaping maw of candy corn.

The thing split him open and began to suck out his soft filling. 

 

***

 

After a while the screams had died down. The costumed children waited patiently at the gravestone altar. The masks had been taken off revealing soft faces and disheveled hair. They were scared, scared even though their dreams had promised that the Confection wouldn't harm them.

But how could they hear screams like that and not be afraid?

The Confection stepped out of the woods, licking its fingers in a self- satisfied way. Its stomach of Kit Kat bars and Pixie Sticks bulged. Instinctively the children resumed their dream-hymn. Grinning the Confection made its way through the identically dressed throng, pausing to pinch the occasional cheek or pat the occasional head. "All in all very fine." Its voice was a dignified rustle, "But next year, less quantity, more quality. Something younger, something plumper."

The children nodded. It stepped up onto the gravestone altar and looked out over them. The Confection raised its arms and the singing stopped. Over a dozen little skeletons surged forward. They tore the Confection limb from limb. Then they tore those limbs apart piece by piece and filled their pillowcases and store bought bags with candy. Curiously none of the sweets were streaked with blood or dirt.

And when the morning came they knew they would find more treats mixed in with the candy, wrinkled currency and tarnished trinkets of gold and silver. Each of the children paused a moment at the gravestone altar to offer thanks and whisper a wish. Already some were making plans for next year, figuring out ways to lure cruel adults and schoolyard rivals into this dark and saCred place.

Next year was going to be the best Halloween ever.

 


Wednesday, October 4, 2023

This is Channel Ab3: Teaser Four


 
My name is Brian Foster and some people call me the Night Blogger...
 
 
The Night Blogger Bonus Episodes were written by Al Bruno III
 
 
 
It was produced by Al Bruno III, Brian Mansi and the Devil’s Interval
It was adapted for Audio by the Devil’s Interval
It was narrated by the Devil’s Interval
 
 
It was produced by Al Bruno III, Brian Mansi and Moosedup Productions
It was narrated by Moosedup Productions
The voice of Spaulding was Mr. Creepypasta
 
 
It was produced by Al Bruno III and Brian Mansi
 

The Night Blogger season one theme was by Josh Bruno

Episode artwork was by Mike Leonard

Our unpaid scientific advisor is Adam J Thaxton

The Channel Ab3 theme was written and performed by Rachel F Williams

Channel Ab3 logo was designed by Antonio G 

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Thursday, June 15, 2023

This is Channel Ab3: Teaser Three


My name is Brian Foster and some people call me the Night Blogger...

The Night Blogger: The Graveyard Game (and other cemetery plots) was written by Al Bruno III

It was produced by Al Bruno III and Brian Mansi

It starred
The Night Blogger is Brian Mansi
Mike Whitehead is Mike Lehman
Sara Bishop was Amber Delima
Detective Bradshaw is David Cummings

The Night Blogger season one theme was by Josh Bruno

Episode artwork was by Mike Leonard

Our unpaid scientific advisor is Adam J Thaxton

The Channel Ab3 theme was written and performed by Rachel F Williams

Channel Ab3 logo was designed by Antonio G 

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