The intervention for his sex addiction never really got started because he wouldn't get the damn hooker off his face.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Twelve
The cultists had summoned a burning, tentacled, lamprey- mouthed space god and worst of all it had brought its home movies.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Eleven
She kept trying to find a way to travel to the moon for free but there is no free launch.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Ten
“I awoke to find my apartment filled with ceramic figurines,” Jason Magwier said. “It wasn't one of my more precious moments.”
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Nine
Captain Hero took Amazing Ed aside, “Tight budget or not the pink fuzzy handcuffs in your utility belt have got to go.”
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Eight
She was a video game nymphomaniac and couldn't wait to link his Wii up with her Xbox.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Seven
Abner Deggent wasn't the kind of man to bring a knife to a gunfight but once he had brought a chainsaw to a quilting bee.
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