The worst part about being a sidekick was having to sit at the little table during meetings in the Justice Hall.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Five
He wasn't the first guy to brag that he was 'bigger than Jesus' but at a weight of 350 pounds he was probably right.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Four
Abner Deggent renamed his boat- 'The Bitch Got Everything Else In The Divorce' but he insisted he wasn't bitter.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Three
She's got a ticket to ride but she couldn't get past the damn TSA screeners.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Two
Karl was a hunka-hunka burnin' love. He really should have worn a condom.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
(Insane News) "Woman Charged In McNugget Attack"
A Toledo woman, Melodi Dushane, loves McNuggets. According to a Toledo police report, she loves them so much that when she found out a local McDonald's was not serving them at 6:30 AM (that's breakfast menu time, sister), she became outraged and punched the drive-thru attendant...
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Saturday, August 7, 2010
(Recommendation) AN EVENING AT HOME By Melissa L. Webb
Tom unlocked the front door and stepped in. The house lay dark before him. Reaching out, his fingers brushed a switch causing light to flood the room.
Shutting the door, he made his way into the house. He stopped in the kitchen and looked around, his stomach growling darkly...