5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Nine

It looked like a massage parlor but it was really a den of sin and depravity, Karl had to go twice just to be sure.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Eight

After years of suppressing her sexual fantasies they call came bubbling to the surface, tragically she was driving at the time.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Seven

Nobody expected the CEO visit to go well, but no one expected the division supervisors to feed him marijuana-laced brownies either

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Six

The villainous Lord Pigman could have revealed Captain Hero's true identity but he knew no one likes a squealer.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Five

She was caught between the Devil and the deep blue sea... and soon discovered that Satan was surprisingly buoyant.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Four

At 12:15 PM the entire defensive line of the varsity football team began spontaneously lactating.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Three

There was no doubt in Captain Hero's mind that each of these crimes had been inspired by a one hit wonder from the 80's