5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Two

She explained to them that she refused to go to church until they put the jokes back in the bible. It was all downhill from there.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty One

Amazing Ed insisted that he could talk to fish, it was just that the damn fish wouldn't listen.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty

He vowed to leave town tonight before his dreams were pushed aside by the needs of the newborn son he was holding in his arms.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Nine

The albino mutants might have killed the Cheerleaders of the Wasteland if the girls hadn't offered up such great skin care tips.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Eight

The years may not have been kind to her but the people that loved her were and that was more important by far.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Seven

His years as a washroom attendant had prepared him for a career in tech support. “Please hold.”

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Six

He turned the thermostat up, she turned it down. On and on it went until weather patterns developed in the living room.