Friday, November 18, 2011
Thursday, November 17, 2011
The local potato farmers sought publicity by posing naked with their produce, but no one was interested in their little tubers.
Time Travelers with kids have an easier to settling those “He started it” - “No she started it” arguments than ordinary parents do.
Katie was so excited when her car was towed from a ditch by dromedary beasts, but no one wanted to hear about her camel tow.
The Democrat Dominatrix always gave her liberal bondage fetishists a fifty cent discoount so they could have Rope and Change.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Superheroes know that the only things that come from rebooting the universe are dead sidekicks and skimpier costumes
He didn't mind his girlfriend popping the zits on his back, it was when she started using her teeth that he got upset.
The documentary would have featured footage showing how telephone poles are made but there were problems with post production.
Mario stopped by the bakery the day after Thanksgiving so he could stock up on day old pastries. He called it 'Snack Friday.'
Abner Deggent caught the thief on an abandoned yacht. His wife said it was one of the rare times he had found the man in the boat.
Friends, what we have here is the "world's first movie of the female brain as it approaches, experiences and recovers from an orgasm." Watch as the body's most complex organ goes from a quiet red to a scorching hot yellow-white, as synapses fire and oxygen levels change...