5 Second Fiction One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty Three

 Professor Tannenbaum vowed that once her Time Machine was complete she would go back and erase all the terrible mistakes of history. She would begin with the hairstyle choices she made in the 1980’s.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty Two

 Everybody was kung fu fighting. But that’s what happens when your wedding has an open bar.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty One

Captain hero sat in his secret HQ brooding over the pile of lawsuits and cease and desist orders on his desk. If only he had chosen a more unique name!

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Five

Microsoft's Bob and Burger King's Herb are still out there and one day they will have revenge on us all.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Four

Gladys broke up with Tim after he emailed her that file. She'd warned him to keep their relationship causal- no attachments.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Three

The real secret to Johnny Appelseed's success was the way he exploited his core competencies.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Two

Was he going to have sex with Easy Agnes? Karl figured he had a shot, in fact just to be safe he'd had all his shots.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety One

This was Captain Hero's final battle with the Shoemaker – his arch- nemesis.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety

They wanted to saw her leg off but she wouldn't stand for it.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Nine

Ned the werewolf had a talent for making arrows and bows, some part of his mind was always telling him to “Go fletch.”

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Eight

It was a small Internet cafe with only one very clumsy waitress, business was good, except when the server was down.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Seven

The pirate Captain Black said “When I think about you I touch myself.” First Mate Bettie was horrified because he had hooks for hands.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Six

“All right all right, I'll help deliver your baby,” Psychotic Kid said with exasperation, “but don't push it.”

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Five

Dr. Zombie fed his prisoners a mixture of human flesh and noodles. It was a ghoulish goulash.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Four

One by one the spirits of Kriely High School's honor roll came back until the building was filled with the ghosts of students passed.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Three

Some people's names can be sung in time with the Flash Gordon theme song and some cannot. The former will always envy the latter.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty Two

He treated the Bible like he treated the rules for D&D, as a rough guideline he wouldn't let interfere with his having a good time.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty One

The Local Heroes secured their headquarters against super villain attack but forgot to put a password on their wireless network.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Eighty

It was the scandal of the gardening department, a fresh young rake caught hanging out with a bunch of dirty hoes.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Seventy Nine

After being struck by lightning Count Dracula had a near-life experience.