Saturday, April 6, 2013

FALSE POSITIVE makes fine use of the word 'skedaddle'

(Insane News) Apparently dogs wearing pantyhose is a thing now...

From Laughing Squid



According to Chinese site Sina, “bored” people on Weibo started the meme. Apparently, Weibo user Ulatang, who noted that the pets rolled their eyes after getting dressed in pantyhose, uploaded the first “dogs wearing pantyhose” pic (above). That image has been commented on over 16,000 times in China...


As always THE DEVIL'S PANTIES knows just what to say and when to say it...

Friday, April 5, 2013

The trailer for CARRIE shows Chloë Grace Moretz is a force to be reckoned with.

From i09



Two thoughts;


1.) Carrie, like Boris Karloff's version of the Frankenstein monster and Asami from Audition, are movie 'monsters' I pity more than I fear. There is some strange part of me that wants everything to turn out all right for them, that wants them to survive their rampge and battle with the forces of order.


2.) Chloë Grace Moretz  is an awesome and talented young actress. I pray on bended knee she doesn't go full Lohan on us. You never go full Lohan.


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Thursday, April 4, 2013

Roger Ebert passed away today...

and if there's any justice he and Siskel are up in that big cinema in the sky....


I used to watch Siskel and Ebert's show on PBS every Saturday morning. They were part of my routine of Doctor Who - Cartoons - more Doctor Who - Sneak Previews - then bad horror films...

Here is a little something in honor of the two


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The gritty reboot of CALVIN AND HOBBES you've been dreaming about is here!



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DEN OF GEEK offers us a glimpse at the *other* DOCTOR WHO animated series that almost was!


"Yeah man, we were so close… Had a few revisions creatively that were requested and so we retooled. It was going to be epic man. End of the day, BBC didn’t want anything to distract from production of the tv show..."



Huey Lewis and Weird Al Do American re-imagine AMERICAN PSYCHO!



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If you're not reading the webcomic THE SECRET KNOTS you're missing out on something special...

The Night Blogger blogs on!

Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Four: The Red Chimes
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil's In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
Part Thirteen: It's What's Inside That Counts
Part Fourteen: Dies Irae

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The concept behind THE PURGE looks seriously interesting and the masks look seriously creepy...




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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

"Hermione just stole all of our shit." or the red band trailer for THIS IS THE END

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New somewhat spoliery DOCTOR WHO news...










As per the BBC

We’re delighted to confirm that the Zygons are returning to Doctor Who for the show’s 50th anniversary special.

Aside from flashbacks these malevolent shape-shifters have only appeared once before, threatening Earth in the Fourth Doctor adventure, Terror of the Zygons. Despite the fact that their solitary outing was over thirty years ago they remain a popular old enemy and in the 2010 episode, The Pandorica Opens, they were amongst the massed aliens said to be gathering above Stonehenge. Later, in The Power of Three, we learnt that Zygons had one of their ships under the Savoy Hotel in 1890 and apparently replaced half the staff with imposters! But this time they really are back…

We’ve already confirmed that in the anniversary special Matt Smith and Jenna-Louise Coleman will be joined by the returning David Tennant and Billie Piper. Screen legend John Hurt is also in the cast and earlier today we revealed that Joanna Page (Gavin & Stacey, The Syndicate) would also be appearing in this eagerly anticipated adventure.

I've got my eye on Michael Bukowski's version of

There's a DOCTOR PUPPET show now! Doctor Puppets are cool!

OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS has blown my mind again...

Holy crap that's ME!

My dad uploaded some vidoes of me from when I was a lad...

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Monday, April 1, 2013

Our first glimpse of how werewolves will transform in the new TV series HEMLOCK GROVE

From i09


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Sunday, March 31, 2013

This is why I can't be allowed within 500 feet of Easter grass!

THE BELLS OF ST JOHN was awesome - here's the trailers for next week

The Cold Inside Chapter Twenty-four part two

The Cold Inside
Chapter Twenty-four
part two

Monday December 19, 1994

Midterms week had begun but it was obvious to Tristam that not everyone was focusing on their exams. Warren found a package of hot dogs sitting in the middle their table at the cafeteria. Adelphos  grabbed it and threw it in the trash. Simply touching the damp room-temperature package caused the popular table to erupt into a chorus of hoots and catcalls that continued until it disturbed the lunch aides from their languor. Tristam risked a glance at the front tables and noticed the rifts he'd seen opening up earlier were growing wider. The popular kids seemed to have unconsciously divided the table in half. There had always been feuds; when Tristam had been among them he'd been shocked at the brutality of some of the cheerleaders and the cattiness of some of the jocks. Now they were split between two camps; his sister, her boyfriend and their followers on one end- Evan, Fred Trager and their chosen circle on the other.

Am I seeing a palace coup? Tristam wondered.

“I talked to my Dad about what was happening with Drew.” Greg said, “And he took it upon himself to speak with Drew's father.”

Warren groaned, “Oh man. How could he?”

“What's wrong with that? He knows Drew, she's been over to the house just about every weekend for almost two years.”

Yusuf asked, “Is this one of those 'It takes a village to raise a child' things?”

“Look.” Warren said, “His father getting involved makes it look like we've been doing nothing but worry about her for the last two weeks.”

Tristam shrugged, “That is mostly true.”

“Did he find anything out?” Adelphos asked.

“Yes,” Greg finished the last bite of his lunch and fell silent.

Rich cleared his throat “You're being a bit vague there pal.”

“Sorry. It's just not easy to say this. Drew isn’t coming back.”

Yusuf dropped his sandwich, “What happened? They couldn't afford tuition anymore?”

“No. She's moved away to live with her aunt. Her father said she couldn't take the way this place was making her feel. He said she was practically suicidal.” Greg explained.

“Those fuckers.” Tristam said, “Those fuckers couldn't lay off her could they?”

“She promised to try and write us once she got her head on straight again.” Greg mustered a smile, “That's something I suppose.”

Would this have happened... Tristam wondered, Would this have happened if I had just had the nerve to kiss her?

“And then there were six.” Warren looked like he'd been punched.

“We need to start fighting back.” Adelphos said, “We need to start kicking a little ass around here.”

Yusuf said, “A nice idea but I think you and Tristam are the only ones of us that can fight and you and Tristam are the ones closest to getting thrown out of school.”

“There's a thought.” Rich stuffed his half-eaten lunch back into the brown paper bag, “Maybe we could all get thrown out together. A blaze of glory kind of thing.”

Tristam shot another glare at the front table, he had a momentary vision of it burning. “Where does Drew's aunt live?”


“Where is she moving to?”

Greg said, “Somewhere upstate, near Herkimer I think, they didn’t want to be specific.”

“What I don't get-” Adelphos said, “-is why she all of a sudden lost it. I mean kids have been ragging on her since Kindergarten. It would just roll off her like water off a duck's back.”

Rich gestured vaguely, “This has got to have something to do with all the free groceries we've been getting lately.”

“Yes.” Yusuf agreed “And the slurping sounds.”

Something clicked in Tristam's head, “Shit.”

“What?” Warren leaned forward.

“Think about it, think about the way they've been acting. Think about why Drew would suddenly pull out of school and move far away.”

Greg shook his head, “No. No. No. No way. Things are bad but they're not that bad. That's movie of the week crap you're talking about.”

The sound Warren made was somewhere between a gasp and a sob, “They raped her. They raped her and now they're laughing about it.”

Rich snorted with disgust, “Even for us that's crazy talk.”

“You have a better idea what's going on?” Tristam thought about how Phil said that people where no good- that people were all savages on the inside. He had said, that in the end you couldn't change the world or enlighten the masses. All you could do was protect yours and your own.

“It had to be that bastard Evan. He lives right next door to her.” Warren said.

“We need to find who did this.” Adelphos said, “We need to be sure. And then we need to bring the thunder.”

“Woah!” Greg raised his voice, “Look we are not going to go off all half-cocked here. If we do anything we get in trouble and they still win.”
Tristam said, “I think Greg's right. We need to find out what happened but if they hurt her… If they did what I think they did…”