Saturday, March 8, 2014

Watching this video made me want to throw in the towel...

From BUZZFEED

Friday, March 7, 2014

Well, you can buy superhero poop now. How about that...

From THE MARY SUE

 

The trailer for BIND makes me wonder who in their right mind would move into an abandoned orphanage?

From ARROW IN THE HEAD

OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS knows the perils of nerd on normal romance!

From OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS

 

Aliens and Bigfoots are big this year! Check out the trailer for ALIEN ABDUCTION...

From ARROW IN THE HEAD

The following photo was taken within moments of my realization that my pet bird was masturbating on my shoulder...



We haven't been able to make eye contact since...

Who wants to be a sociopath? Watch the trailer for 13 SINS to find out...

From TWITCH

I think the trailer for the film FRANK speaks for itself...

From TWITCH

Oddly enough the trailer for SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR does not feature Barry Humphries...

Thursday, March 6, 2014

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Five

Microsoft's Bob and Burger King's Herb are still out there and one day they will have revenge on us all.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Four

Gladys broke up with Tim after he emailed her that file. She'd warned him to keep their relationship causal- no attachments.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Three

The real secret to Johnny Appelseed's success was the way he exploited his core competencies.

The storyline promised by SUPER-TEAM FAMILY can only end with the sentence "And then they kissed."

From SUPER-TEAM FAMILY

Have the cosmic nightmare visions of Michael Bukowski mellowed for 2014? I doubt it...

From YOG-BLOGSOTH

 

 

 

 

 

 

The trailer for HONEYMOON makes you realize that someone might have had a worse wedding night than my wife!

Although I still don't see what she was so upset about- I just wanted to watch the new episode of MST3k then make sweet love to her.

Women huh?

From DREAD CENTRAL



The trailer for OCCULUS looks awfully timey-whimey doesn't it?

From DREAD CENTRAL



THE NIGHT BLOGGER'S 'Spanish Moss' storyline concludes!

Author's note: I had to do a little editing to make episodes 16, 17 and 18 fit together. The White Key was a plot element it turns out we didn't need at all. Some of the terms like 'Hymn of Nothing' were used inconsistently in the text so that was corrected, and hey, maybe I even caught a few spelling typos!

(Maybe not)


Storyline In Progress


Tuesday, March 4, 2014

AFFLICTED is another one of those crazy kooky found footage flicks!

From ARROW IN THE HEAD

The trailer SCREAM PARK looks like it could be a wild ride...

From DREAD CENTRAL


THE NIGHT OF SOMETHING STRANGE might be just that...

Found via DREAD CENTRAL











The wonderful Juan Santapau brings us a tale of spandex and sadness!

From THE SECRET KNOTS

The trailer for the final installment of the Arkham trilogy of games is here!

A Pon Farr Too Far? What are you up to now SUPER-TEAM FAMILY?

From SUPER-TEAM FAMILY

Is Night Vale's number up? Listen to the newest episode and find out!

Click here to listen

 

art by Art by lurlonde

 

For more visit the WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE page

SO BAD SO GOOD has book titles worse than anything I could come up with - maybe.

from SO BAD SO GOOD

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are a lot of degrees of Kevin Bacon on display here.

From DREAD CENTRAL

Monday, March 3, 2014

The Cold Inside (a serial novel) Chapter Thirty-Six part two

The Cold Inside
Chapter Thirty-Six
part two
By AL BRUNO III

Wednesday January 25, 1995


“I was beginning to think we were characters in a Stephen King novel” Yusuf began, “Now I think it is Agatha Christie.”

The cafeteria was up to its usual levels of mayhem but the table that had once been the home of the Magnificent Seven now held only four. Rich grinned, “I think that Marple girl graduated years ago.”

“Did someone tell Tristam about the little intervention we planned today?” Greg asked, “Well Warren?”

“What?” Warren looked up from his barely eaten lunch, “Just because I still don’t see what the big deal is.”

“Did you tell him what we had planned?”

“No, but I wouldn’t have to either. For all we know he heard one of us talking to you on the phone last night. He could have been there all along.”

Rich shook his head, “Now there is a creepy thought.”

Yusuf said, “If my mother had such powers I would have no choice but to join the space program.”

Warren laughed a little, “And I still think you guys are blowing this out of proportion. All he did was even the odds. The only people he fucked with are the people that were fucking with us.”

“Really?” Greg said, “And what about me?”

“He would never really hurt you. He respects you.”

“Then he has a strange way of showing it.”

Rich said, “Allow me to repeat what I’ve been saying for a while, I don’t think all of us politely asking him to stop is going to make him stop.”

Greg said, “I don’t think he’s a bad person I just think he’s drunk with power.”

“Hence the intervention theme.” Yusuf said.

Rich glanced at the equally depleted front tables, the Dean and the school nurse were talking to Tristam’s sister. Pamela Bloom turned pale as they led her from the cafeteria. “Why do I suddenly get the feeling things have just gotten a lot worse?”