Friday, November 13, 2015

Sorry for no BINDER OF SHAME entry for this month...

The whole pawned my computer thing has started to catch up with me.


More to come soon I promise!





The RPG.net Rants
Uncensored, Unforgettable and Uncorrected

2002 was the year I first started to post stories for the amusement of others. (Aside from that shameful X-FILES fan fiction of course.) I began with these gaming anecdotes that I shared on the forums of RPG.net, a relatively safe haven for me at the time. They were strange little tales told in a kind of screenplay format that I used when I sketched out story dialogue.

The first one was pretty simple but as they went on they became more and more grandiose but they were raw and fun little bits of humor. I never bothered to proofread the things or set up any real kind of coherence or internal continuity- although snippets of these tales do show up in PRICE BEAKS AND HEARTACHES.

I'm posting them to the blog so I can add them to version of THE BINDER OF SHAME I keep here. I will do the first two today and then set up one a week until they're all there.

I've moved on a lot since I first created them but many of the folks that first came to know me through them are still reading my work now and they still keep finding new readers all the time.

If you have no idea what I am talking about prepare to be amazed, amused and offended.

And be warned these stories appear exactly as I did when I posted them on the forums. I haven't tried to edit them for fear of diluting their raw power.

Also I'm pretty damn lazy...






The Binder of Shame 
The Second Edition



Wednesday, November 11, 2015

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Enter the world of the Night Blogger!

MIKE WHITEHEAD

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Mike Whitehead’s curly hair is long and streaked with gray and just by looking at him you can tell he’s a man that’s lost more then he ever deserved to. Maybe that’s why he takes conspiracy theories and pro wrestling as gospel. Maybe that’s why he’s the admin of ‘Fear And Truth’, a message board for survivors of paranormal encounters. It should also be noted that the only thing larger than Mike’s collection of Jazz records is his personal library of recovered footage and found audio pertaining to the awful and the unexplained. Imagine a format and he’s probably got some horrible confession or obscene rite recorded on it somewhere. It’s amazing, a person could spend months going through it all, but trust me this is the kind of stuff you should only partake of in small doses. Luckily Mike has the majority of his archive painstakingly transcribed. Which is a pretty good trick considering Mike Whitehead has been deaf for almost ten years now.




  

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