Saturday, June 8, 2013

A DC Universe commercial break...

From BLEEDING COOL

 

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The quest for Mr. Brady's plans continues...

From LAUGHING SQUID

 

 

Dayton Daily News is reporting that three of the original cast members from the 1970s show The Brady Bunch reunited at Kings Island amusement park in Mason, Ohio, some 40 years after a Brady Bunch episode was filmed there in 1973. Actors Susan Olsen (‘Cindy Brady’), Christopher Knight (‘Peter Brady’), and Barry Williams (‘Greg Brady’) spent the day at the park where they rode the Red Racer roller coaster (as they also did in 1973), spoke with media, and performed shows for park guests...

(Insane Product) KRISPY KREME SLOPPY JOES!!!!

From LAUGHING SQUID

 

“Chicken” Charlie Boghosian, the man behind deep-fried Kool-Aid balls and deep-fried breakfast cereal, will debut the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe sandwich at the San Diego County Fair in Del Mar, California (June 8-July 4, 2013). This fair fare is made with a Krispy Kreme doughnut split in half and stuffed with meaty Sloppy Joe fixings and cheese. He’s also debuting the Totally Fried Bacon Wrapped Pickle (on a stick), Totally Fried Cookie Dough, and the Waffle Dog (also on a stick).

 

(Insane Product) Does the world really need a robot that draws penises?

From LAUGHING SQUID

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Buzz Aldrin and Thomas Dolby team up for SCIENCE!

From BOING BOING

 

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THE NEW NINE INCH NAILS SINGLE IS HERE! (and it is awesome!)

From all over the darn Internet..

 

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(Insane Product) Spaghetti flavored slushies...

From BOING BOING

Quebecois convenience store chain Couche-Tard has rolled out a new drink: the Pizzaghetti Sloche, a shave-ice drink that comes in both pizza and spaghetti flavors, which can be combined to customer specifications to make Pizzaghetti flavor...

 

Want a happy ending from Karen Gillan?

From LIFE, DOCTOR WHO & COMBOM
 

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Friday, June 7, 2013

The trailer for INSIDIOUS 2 looks promising...

From TWITCH

 

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The animated documentary ANOTHER DAY OF LIFE looks amazing!



Flash Animation

I think I want to be Hit-Girl when I grow up... THE TRAILER FOR KICK ASS 2!

From TWITCH

 

 

BROODHOLLOW doesn't care if you scream...

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

THE S FROM HELL - apparently kids in my generation were afraid of the Screen Gems logo?

From the documentary's website

 

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Paul Hanley's vision of the 12 Doctor is only slightly less awesome than finding a Madame Vastra and Jenny honeymoon video!

From his DEVIANTART page

 

 

I remember saying to my buddy Robert Orndoff a couple years ago that I wasn't opposed to the idea of a female Doctor, but aside from some unlikely candidates like Tilda Swinton, I couldn't think of someone who'd just naturally fit the part like a Tom Baker or Matt Smith. He quickly replied "Ruth Wilson". I said, "Who?" So he told me to check out the (great) show LUTHER, and I immediately got what he was talking about. She's a truly strange and quirky screen presence that just screams "Doctor", and the show should get her before lousy Hollywood movies do (she's already in THE LONE RANGER- egads). And since i'll never get to be the showrunner of Doctor Who myself (because the rest of you are crazy- I'm the only sane one- yes, me), here's a full-blown Wikipedia-style entry for "my" 12th Doctor (at least till this timeline gets erased on December 25th)... ;)

 

You can learn more about Ruth Wilson here.

 

HELLBENDERS has the potential to be something really special. It also has Mr. Krabs fighting a toothy flaming vagina...

From ARROW IN THE HEAD


TRAP FOR CINDERELLA sure looks intriguing...

(Insane Product) Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite Light Switch

So WRONG!

From BOING BOING.

 

 

The Han Solo in Carbonite light-switch cover combines the 1980s-era Empire Strikes Back kitsch with 1960s era novelty "boner" decor -- yours for $40 from Etsy seller Wicked Studio...

John Atkinson gives us 'Blogging Simplified'

Yep... pretty much...

 

 

From LAUGHING SQUID

(Insane Product) Actually I could use these...

From LAUGHING SQUID
 

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The HONEST MOVIE TRAILER that had to happen...

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(Insane Product) Vegan Beastmilk Lollipops?

From LAIUGHING SQUID

So what’s happening is that suddenly it seems as though a lot of our friends are having babies. And since some of us are confectioners, we felt it was our responsibility to find out just what this flavor was that could turn a screaming, furious infant into a placid, contented one. Surely the flavor must be heavenly, yes? We are endlessly grateful to all the mothers who kept sharing their breast milk with our flavor specialists until we were able to candify it. These lollipops won’t bring back childhood memory; they’ll bring up animal instinct. Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time...

 

To order one click here.

(Insane Product) Edible Anus?

From LAUGHING SQUID

Cheeky chocolatiers in England have created Edible Anus, a line of handmade Belgian chocolates that are “lovingly cast and crafted” from the asshole of a butt model. You can order your own chocolate stars in white, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate at their site...

The company website is here

SUPER-TEAM FAMILY has a battle I'd love to see!

Sexiest pool party ever?

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

My video blog review for THE DEVIL'S NIGHTMARE.

For the extended rifftastic version of the review stop by my blog.

 

 

 

 

 

Screencaps via CHILLING SCENES OF DREADFULL VILLIANY 

 

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Monday, June 3, 2013

The Cold Inside (a serial novel) Chapter Twenty-seven part one

The Cold Inside
Chapter Twenty-seven
part one
By AL BRUNO III

Monday January 9, 1995

All the decorations had been removed from the cafeteria walls; it was too late for Christmas garlands but too early for Valentine hearts. The empty blue walls and bulletin boards made the room’s atmosphere even bleaker. Adelphos had been expelled at the insistence of some ‘concerned parents’ and Drew wasn’t coming back either. Rich had hoped the holiday vacation would allow things to cool off but instead it had just set them simmering. Something big had gone down the day before the holiday break started, some kind of fracas between the Pretty Boys and Warren and Tristam.

Yusuf said, “All my father can do lately is complain about the government, especially Newt Gingrich.”

“That's funny.” Warren said, “All my Dad can do is complain about Clinton.”

“My Dad is a Republican but he voted for Clinton. Mostly because he gets ticked off when politicians start talking about Jesus.” Greg said.

“But your Dad's job is to talk about Jesus.”

Yusuf said, “Is this a competition thing?”

Greg explained, “Nah, he just thinks that the government and religion should stay far away from each other.”

Whatever had happened that afternoon in December had left the Pretty Boys freaked out and a little less prone to physical violence. Of course the Pretty Boys had insisted all that happened that day was they had caught Tristam and Warren having butt sex in the woods. They were having a lot of fun with that particular rumor too but Rich couldn’t help but notice they weren't saying much when Warren and Tristam were actually in earshot. They weren't even hurling food or insults anymore.

“Guys.” Tristam spoke suddenly. He'd been pretty quiet all week, making a quip here and a remark there but mostly keeping to himself and smirking. “I have a question.”

Over the last few months Rich had noticed that Tristam had two smirks; Level One and Level Two. His Level One smirk usually showed up right before or right after he'd said something particularly unkind to Warren. His level two smirk was reserved for when he was girl watching and it always made Rich start to hear the song Aqualung in his head.

Greg said, “Shoot.”

“Now this is gonna sound crazy…” Warren started to speak.

Tristam cut him off, “No. No. Let me explain like this.”

This smirk was an all new model and Rich didn’t like it one bit. It was the kind of smile he imagined Elric's nasty cousin Yyrkoon wore at his most depraved.

 “Does this mean you are finally going to tell us what happened to you guys in the woods last year?” Yusuf asked.

Rich said, “Has it been a year already?”

“Does this mean you don't believe the tales of our illicit love?” Tristam waggled his eyebrows.

“As a rule,” Greg said, “if thoughts of you and Warren sharing illicit love enter my mind I smash my forehead into something hard.”

“Again and again our conversations return to this disturbing subject.” Yusuf said.

“You want disturbing? Jason, that janitor guy? He tried to read me some of his poetry. He’s all excited about open mike night at one of the bars.”

“We're getting off the subject here. Listen, I can't explain what happened yet.” Tristam lowered his voice conspiratorially, “You wouldn't believe me.”

“Or me.” Warren added.

“Just let me ask you guys this. Which of those scumbags over there would you most like to see taken down a peg?”

Rich leaned back a little, “This is heading into very creepy territory.”

“It's not very Christian either.” Greg frowned.

“Guys,” Tristam tried to smile reassuringly but the best he could manage was a momentary shift from his new smirk to Smirk Level One. “I'm not talking about anything illegal or fatal here. But come on, pick one.”

“No.”

“Come on. Name a target.”

“How about Dantoine?” Greg adjusted his glasses.

“Well played sir.” Yusuf laughed.

“What about Fred?” Rich asked. 

“Rich!” Greg's tone was scolding.

“The prick mocks me every day in gym class.” Rich was surprised by the bitterness in his voice, “Ever since he got that damn car he's thinks he's hot shit.”

“Well, then,” Tristam crossed his arms over his chest, “we'll have to do something about that won't we?” 


Ross Payton's Role Playing Public Radio adapts my RPG.net Rant#18

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Ross Payton's Role Playing Public Radio adapts my RPG.net Rant#5

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LiarTownUSA has some required reading...

BROODHOLLOW continues to lay its cards on the table...

Sunday, June 2, 2013

A triple dose of Michael Bukowski and YOG-BLOGSOTH!

INVISIBLE DAEMON

 

SINGULAR BEETLE

 

 

 

FEASTER FROM THE STARS

 

SO BAD SO GOOD reminds us that before cheesy cash in videogames there were cheesy cash in boardgames!

From SO BAD SO GOOD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My THE GHOST GALLEON review redux (and reduced)

A shortened version of my THE GHOST GALLEON  review is now available for your viewing pleasure.

 

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My RETURN OF THE BLIND DEAD review redux (and reduced)

A shortened version of my RETURN OF THE BLIND DEAD review is now available for your viewing pleasure.

My ROBOT NINJA review redux (and reduced)

A shortened version of my ROBOT NINJA review is now available for your viewing pleasure.

 

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My YELLOWBRICKROAD review redux (and reduced)

A shortened version of my YELLOWBRICKROAD review is now available for your viewing pleasure.

 

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My TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD review redux (and reduced)

A shortened version of my TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD review is now available for your viewing pleasure.

 

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