Saturday, September 5, 2009

I wanna thank you...

My blog now has 21 followers and 50 subscribers.

I am also getting close to 9,000 hits.

I am very flattered that so many people have made my strange and poorly edited corner of the web a regular stop on their travels.

I am grateful and I promise to keep up the good (?) work.

Friday, September 4, 2009

ROBOGESHIA: Ok we are through the looking glass here..

Again TWITCHFILM tempts me strange and wonderful films.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Forty Seven

There are many times when a spit take is appropriate, delivering a eulogy is not one of them.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Forty Six

It took a trip the US for ballerina Wanda Oliszewski to learn that Pole Dancing was very different from a Dancing Pole

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Forty Five

Thirsting for revenge the Reddeath blew up Captain Hero's taxicab, Fuego's apartment and Psychotic Kid's Love Boat memorabilia.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Forty Four

In order to increase employee self -esteem the call center had all headsets designed to look like tiaras.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Forty Three

They made love, his senses reeled, that made it all the worse when her cat rubbed its cold nose across his ass.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Forty Two

Mario knew that suspenders were just a fat man's way of freeing himself from the tyrrany of a belt.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Forty One

The Rolling d20s are the only known biker gang comprised of D&D players.

Video Blog Four: Can't Sleep, Blogs Will Eat Me

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

THE ANCHIENT DOGOO GIRL : I think we have the film of the year here guys...

Thank you again TWITCHFILM for taking me on a journey inside myself...

DEFENDOR : This really is one of my favorite kinds of stories...

And as always TWITCHFILM has all the cool news.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Forty

Captain Eagle of the Galactic Patrol secretly liked breaking wind in his space suit.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Nine

It looked like a massage parlor but it was really a den of sin and depravity, Karl had to go twice just to be sure.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Eight

After years of suppressing her sexual fantasies they call came bubbling to the surface, tragically she was driving at the time.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Seven

Nobody expected the CEO visit to go well, but no one expected the division supervisors to feed him marijuana-laced brownies either

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Six

The villainous Lord Pigman could have revealed Captain Hero's true identity but he knew no one likes a squealer.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Five

She was caught between the Devil and the deep blue sea... and soon discovered that Satan was surprisingly buoyant.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Four

At 12:15 PM the entire defensive line of the varsity football team began spontaneously lactating.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Three

There was no doubt in Captain Hero's mind that each of these crimes had been inspired by a one hit wonder from the 80's

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty Two

She explained to them that she refused to go to church until they put the jokes back in the bible. It was all downhill from there.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty One

Amazing Ed insisted that he could talk to fish, it was just that the damn fish wouldn't listen.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirty

He vowed to leave town tonight before his dreams were pushed aside by the needs of the newborn son he was holding in his arms.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Nine

The albino mutants might have killed the Cheerleaders of the Wasteland if the girls hadn't offered up such great skin care tips.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Eight

The years may not have been kind to her but the people that loved her were and that was more important by far.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Seven

His years as a washroom attendant had prepared him for a career in tech support. “Please hold.”

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Six

He turned the thermostat up, she turned it down. On and on it went until weather patterns developed in the living room.

Monday, August 31, 2009

A Trio Of Trailers...

Paraceinma tempts us with a teaser for the film HOUSE OF THE DEVIL.



Love Train for the Tenebrous Empire made me wish I'd heard about I SELL THE DEAD sooner.



I've also come across the trailer for the sequel for THE DESCENT. A movie I really enjoyed but was surprised to hear a lot of people hated.

Ah well different strokes and all that...

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Five

Few time machines can survive the trip to the big bang and beyond and those that do for some reason come back filled with pasta.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Four

When you come right down to it, Egyptian mummies are proof that you can be too rich and too thin.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Three

The suspect hissed and skittered up and over the wall. Agent Krump stared after him, dreading how this would look in the report.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty Two

Even crueler than the curse of lycanthropy was the fact that even as a werewolf he still had male pattern baldness.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty One

His code name was “The Brazilian” and he had ways of making you talk, and baby smooth.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twenty

No one told him that being the veteran of a thousand psychic wars would be such a headache.