Saturday, February 23, 2013

(Recommended Reads) ANYTHING by Maria Protopapadaki-Smith

Just caught up on her last few stories. She is fantastic...

 

SUBHUMAN

Elliot walked into the laboratory annexe that housed the test subjects. He found the usual sight waiting for him, rows upon rows of subhumans lying in their cots, motionless, all staring at the ceiling. He felt the familiar unease as he made his way halfway across the warehouse-sized room to the row of creatures that were next in line for testing. He walked up to the datatower that served this row and logged in to check everything was as it should be. The nanoimplants inside each subhuman brain reported that all was quiet in their limbic systems. The implants were designed to block the amygdala area of the brain from receiving stimuli, making subhumans unable to experience emotion...
 

 

 

SCREAMSTREAM

The terrors I am about to experience are not my own. They will be implanted into my brain so that I can try and find out what happened to Janie Matthews. She is unable to tell us anything; she was found on Saturday morning at Moor House, screaming constantly, though nothing appeared to be physically wrong with her. She has been kept under sedation ever since, but for this procedure to work she must be fully alert so the doctor is letting her come to. She is almost there now – what started as whimpers are now getting louder and will soon turn into full-blown screams. The technicians hook me up to her in anticipation; my brain has been wired to hers for only a couple of seconds and already I am experiencing an extreme sense of foreboding...
 

 

 

SIRENS

The sirens blared. Kimi panicked. Today of all days! She was miles from the safe house with a small arsenal of illicit weapons in the boot. She commanded her vehicle to determine available routes to the safe house. The data on the dashboard told her it was a good fifteen minutes away if she took the freeway, or twenty five if she chose the safe route – not that any routes were truly safe these days, of course. She decided she had too much ammo in the car to risk the freeway. Twenty five minutes would be cutting it fine, and even a minor delay would be enough to cause her to break curfew, but this was still the safer option. If all hell was breaking loose again, the freeway checkpoints would be manned...

 

 

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And now... for no good reason IT'S GENE GENE THE DANCING MACHINE!!!

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You're goin' down Anakin!

(Recommended Hotness) Maybe I am posting too much London Andrews.... Ah who am I kidding? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH LONDON ANDREWS!

WOULD YOU RATHER watch the trailer for this movie or see me in Speedos?

 

Eh close enough, anyway here is the trailer for WOULD YOU RATHER I found on THE MANCHESTER MORGUE.

 

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Oh red band trailer for SANITARIUM, you so crazy!

found via FAMOUS MONSTERS

 

 

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DOCTOR Dude???????? Doctor WHO meets THE BIG LEBOWSKI

Found via TOPLESS ROBOT

 

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FALSE POSITIVE has a... a... well you should just see it for yourself.

(Recommended Reads) The Whirlwind In The Thorn Tree by Sam Hunt

A new novel from my friend Sam Hunt. I have been lucky enough to read this as he was going along and I think his work is really worth your time and attention...


THE SOUND OF GUNFIRE startled him awake, but instead of his bed, Ed found himself underwater. A dark and subtle landscape of undulating blue, red, and green materialized from the nothing-world that was his slumber. The cold water threatened to take his breath away.
Ed pushed the slimy stones with his thick hamhock hands and rose against the water's surface, feeling it glass smooth and round over the top of his head. It seemed to happen in slow-motion; he couldn't get enough air into his burning chest, the water wouldn't stream out of his beard fast enough. It clung to his face like melting ice and blurred his eyes.
He gazed, bewildered, at the dead fingers of the evening forest through a curtain of crystal.
Then the water was gone and he fell away from it, collapsing on his back at the stream's edge as it coursed over his numbing feet. He sat up and barked a gout of water from his lungs, panting in ragged gasps, the pain sawing at his throat with every breath.
In that clarity which is so common to the dying, he looked down and marveled with grim eyes at the little sores all over his naked shins, calves, and feet. The diabetes was eating his legs, but today, today was the last day he'd ever have to worry about it again.
Out of the chilling rush of the autumn water, the bullet-hole howled anew and Ed fell back again onto his elbows, growling.
"Get to the house," said the voice, echoing in his head, and he realized it was all he could hear. His head felt like it was wrapped in foam. As he had done so many times before, for so many years before, for so long to his benefit, Ed heeded the raspy words.
He rolled onto his side and pushed himself up again, struggling to his feet. The world swam again, as if he were underwater once more, and dimmed, and he bent over and grasped his knees until he could regain his faculties. He took one step, then another staggering lurch, then stood a bit straighter and continued onto the house.
It waited, lurking huge and fat in the forest, a rundown old white plantation house in the middle of ten thousand winter-stripped trees.
He made it to the back door, and leaned against the splintery rail at the bottom of the stoop to muster up another round of fortitude. He snatched the door open and ordered himself inside.
When he got into the kitchen, he heard someone tapping an impatient foot on the linoleum, but when he looked around in confusion he realized that what he was hearing was the sound of his blood dripping on the floor. The sight of it astounded him, made him reel again; he leaned on the island as he passed it, and started toward the living room.
His shirt, already filthy and soaked through, began to greedily drink up the crimson leaking out of the shredded hole in his neck, spreading it across his chest and shoulder, letting it run down his coarse-haired back.
He couldn't stand anymore. He went to his knees with a thunderous weight that made the dishes in the sink clatter, and fell over onto his side, causing the grill shelf inside the oven to buzz. Ed lay on his back in his own kitchen, his gray eyes staring up at the horrid popcorn ceiling and the overhead light that had stopped working when his boy was still in diapers.
This isn't how it was supposed to go, the old man thought, and he could feel the life running out of him from second to second. This isn't how it was written.

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Friday, February 22, 2013

(Recommended Hotness) Rumor has it that if you say 'London Andrews' three times in a mirror she will swear out another restraining order against me.

From her NSFW blog

 

 

 

 

 

 

Found footage horror and porn? Two great tastes that might go great together!

found on ARROW IN THE HEAD 

 

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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Volumes One and Two of PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES are now available in ebook format only!

The bad news?

The first two volumes of my blog-ography PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES have left the blog and are now only available in ebook format.

 

The good news?

THEY'RE ONLY 99 CENTS!

 

If you've never read these stories before or just want to add them to your e-library they're now available from SMASHWORDS and AMAZON.com. 

 

 

 

PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES VOLUME ONE 

available in Ebook Format for 99 Cents.

 

 

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PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES VOLUME TWO 

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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

(Insane News) Best Mom EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From the Times Union


Police arrested the mother who hired two strippers for her son's 16th birthday party, according to the Glens Falls Post-Star.

The newspaper reported that Judy H. Viger, 33, of Gansevoort, was charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child.

The Nov. 3 party at Spare Time Bowling Alley featured two exotic dancers performing for partygoers as young as 14. The dancers stripped to thong underwear and bras and gave lap dances to some of the teenagers. A photo taken with a cellphone camera shows an upside-down dancer with a teen's head between her knees and her head between his legs...

(Recommended Hotness) Frostine Shake!

Monday, February 18, 2013

(Recommended Hotness) The ladies of 'Prawdziwe kobiety mają krągłości'...

From the NSFW blog

 

 

 

 

As if surveillance drones weren't creepy enough, check out the short film SEAGULLS.

From LAUGHING SQUID

 

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THE COLD INSIDE (a serial novel) Chapter Twenty-two part three


The Cold Inside
Chapter Twenty-two
part three
By AL BRUNO III

Thursday December 15, 1994


Moving through the night, invisible and intangible, slipping through matter and angling around flesh. Tristam dove from one layer of reality to another, through realms of ghost, dream and memory. He marveled at how his vision of the city flickered from dull reality to twisting phantasmagoria.

Except of course it wasn't really vision he was using right now was it? It was some other older, far stranger sense. A few hundred years ago he might have been burned at the stake for having a power like this. A few thousand years ago he would have been a shaman or maybe even a god.

Of course he also kept in mind what Phil had told him. “There's a kind of membrane between the different levels of existence and everything, no matter what world it exists, in leaves some kind of a trail in its passing… It’s kind of like the surface tension on water, we make ripples when we pass. Some people are like boats, others are like icebergs but most folks are just matchsticks bobbin' along.”

So Tristam had asked if that meant that he and Phil were like submarines.

Phil had laughed and lit another cigarette “Submarines that can be airplanes is more like it.”

By some queer association that had made Tristam think of flying fish and when he said so Phil's expression had soured. “There aren't any fish anymore kid. Just a whole lotta fuckin' octapussies with their tentacles in everything.”

And with that the lesson had begun, the fundamentals of tracking, how to find a person’s route in the spirit world and trace it back to the physical world. It was an effort but Tristam could see the wake a person left but following one trail in particular through the convulsing skein of realities was practically impossible.

But if Phil can do it I can do it. Tristam told himself as he paused to regain his bearings. He'd had the old man dead in his sights just a minute ago but now…

Damn it! Where is he?

All Tristam could do was keep moving in the same direction and hope he caught a glimpse of something. He shuffled through his senses, feeling the sounds of traffic and pedestrians, hearing the desperation of the long dead souls that lingered at the crosswalks and tasting the dreams that hung over the city like a haze.

There.

A scream echoed through the worlds, it was soundless but it flash-blinded Tristam like lightning. He reeled in mid air, passing through a moving truck. He hovered there for a moment, lost in the shadows, boxes and furniture.

The streetlight changed, the moving truck turned down a side street leaving Tristam floating there. Moving again he angled towards the disturbance, there was a strange sensation billowing out over the night. It felt like the air before a thunderstorm, eerily calm with an undercurrent of menace. Even the ghosts seemed agitated; they fluttered and thrashed at the air. Whenever one touched a living human their victim would pause and shudder, their features clouded with momentary awareness. Then it would pass and they would continue on their way, shaking their heads ruefully or muttering a prayer.

Tristam was moving faster now, allowing the strange stillness to draw him in to its very heart. When he found Phil he would be rewarded with a new lesson, a lesson in how to take control of another being, a lesson in how to wear the flesh of another. With a power like that he could do anything.

The Carvale Home was just coming into view when he heard a shout echo through his mind- “Where the fuck are you going?”

“Following you.”

“Considering that I'm on the other side of the city I doubt it.”

“What?”

Shifting his focus Tristam realized the old man was some distance behind him. He'd been led astray, probably by something Phil had planned from the start.

“Where you even paying attention? I left a trail a retarded Girl Scout could have followed.”

I don't know what happened.” Tristam said as he made his way through Albany's seedier side, pausing briefly at the Booby Hatch.

“You're not going to get very far if you let your dick lead you everywhere.”

Sorry.”

The motel he found himself hovering over was a functional ruin. The neon sign hissed and crackled, the front office was surrounded by a mire of dirt and yellow grass, the walls sagged, the paint and plaster were pockmarked and shabby. In the parking lot cars, both new and falling apart, clustered near the back, their owners engaged in furtive negotiations. Tristam realized with an unconscious shiver that he would never have come to a place like this with a body.

Phil was standing on the balcony of the second floor flicking cigarette butts into the street. He said aloud, “You made it.”

What the Hell are we doing here?”

“I wanted some privacy. Even the ghosts stay away from here.”

Why?”

“Old atrocities, they can linger like bad odors and relatives.”

I'm ready for my lesson.” Tristam flew closer.

“Good.” Phil puffed smoke, “But first we need to discuss terms, I mean really discuss them.”

Tristam hovered above the parking lot, he should have guessed this was coming. He'd spent more than a few hours wondering what the old man would demand of him.

“Here's the long and short of it. I need you to help me destroy someone. I need to make sure he dies on every level of existence.” Phil flicked the last of his cigarette away.

No.”

“It's too late for that and you know it.” He smiled and jingled a room key in his hand, “Time to make your bones kid.”

I'm not a murderer!”

Phil unlocked the door and cast a thought Tristam's way, “Don’t be so hard on yourself. All the best murderers start out with animals. That and bedwetting. How are your sheets by the way?”

The old man stepped into the motel room and locked the door. Tristam howled silently, “You bastard!”

“Look the simple fact is that the guy we are going after is the Antichrist with ambition. I want him dead for revenge but you should want him dead for what he'd do to the world.”

Why should I believe you?” Tristam passed through the dirt-streaked window. He found the motel room as cruddy-looking on the inside as it was on the outside. The bathroom door was cracked open and the shower was running. Phil started undressing, he paused to set a thick wad of hundred dollar bills on the nightstand.

“I don't give a fuck what you believe. You're doing this.”

The shower stopped with a hiss and a clang of pipes. Tristam started at the sounds. 

“Finished your cigarette?” The voice that spoke was feminine but there was a hard, weary edge to it.  

That voice. I know that voice!”

“Finished your shower?” Phil replied.

“Yeah.” Ariel stepped out of the bathroom, careless in her nudity. Beads of water rolled over her skin; her hair was dark and wild with moisture.

Tristam hovered in the center of the room, feeling as though he'd been struck.

Ariel glanced at the stack of money and said, “This is the last time OK? The last time.”

“Just relax.” Phil, naked and looking like a plucked chicken, approached her. He ran a worn, spotted hand over her firm, tan breast, working the nipple, “It's not like you're a whore, we're just two consenting adults having a good time. We're friends.”

“Stop touching her! What the fuck is this?”

“And you know how generous us old folks can be to our friends.” The old man nuzzled the stripper's neck, his other hand stroking the curve of her hip, “Just pretend that I don’t disgust you for a little while.”

Ariel smiled at him but it was the same fake smile she wore when giving lap dances or enduring catcalls. She pushed Phil back onto the bed, her long pained nails tracing a path down his chest. She lowered herself to her knees.

Bastard! You bastard!”

Phil thought back to him between waves of pleasure, “You may have no choice but I can still make it worth your while, give you freedoms you never imagined.”

I'm not a murderer!”

“Baby…” Phil gasped, “Say it. Say it please.”

Ariel paused in her ministrations upon him, “Oh Tristam, you’re such a bad boy.”

A slow smile spread across Phil's features, he laced his hands behind his head and watched Tristam writhe with anger.

“If you want to occupy another persons’ body you have to be in the realm of dreams,” the old man thought, “that way is always at least partly vulnerable. You aim for the back of the head, the medulla oblongata. Most folks are pretty helpless there.”

“I'm not getting into her you sick fuck.”

“Damn right your not, I bet you give lousy head. I want you to possess me so you can enjoy the girl. She'll do all the work.”

What?”

Phil’s grin widened, “Think of it as a present.”

Tristam couldn’t look away, how had the old man known where to find her? How had he managed to set this up?

“This is small potatoes compared to what you'll be able to do when we're finished,” Phil thought with a sigh, “Now are you in or can I blow my load in her face and go home?”

There was nothing more to say, lust and the Cold Inside set Tristam trembling. He wanted the girl and he wanted the old man dead but most of all he wanted to be able to reach out and tear the world apart.

Phil casually turned his head to face away from him. “Back of the head boy. Medulla oblongata. Most of the time there's resistance but you gotta push through. It's like taking a girl's cherry.”

Tristam had always been keenly aware of the points of no return that populated his life. Those times when everything changed; that first time with Monique, the killing of the dog and that near-kiss with Drew had all been moments like that, but he had only realized it with the benefit of hindsight.

But here and now he understood that this moment would change him irrevocably. The idea to flee surged to the forefront of his mind. Would it be so bad to straighten up and fly right? Or better yet not fly at all? But the Cold Inside reminded him of that day he’d flown high over the school and blotted it out simply by holding a hand over it.

Tristam wanted that, he wanted it more than the woman kneeling between the old man’s legs.

A ripple moved through Tristam as he drew closer. It seemed as though the back of Phil's head was growing larger or perhaps he was the one simply growing smaller. He pressed his way through flesh, through the seven layers of reality until he felt the crackling proximity of the old man's soul. It blazed and sputtered like a downed power line.

“Better hurry or you'll miss the main event.”

Tristam had expected to be burnt or shocked as he brushed past Phil's spirit but it was no more difficult than brushing aside a curtain. There was a moment of blurred agony, a moment when the world seemed too dark and too bright all at once. In that moment Tristam was certain that he had been tricked after all, that the old man was going to devour him as easily as he devoured ghosts. Then-


-Then every thing settled back down with a lurch and Tristam found himself lying flat on his back staring out of strange eyes. Pleasure and uncertainty left him gasping. He looked down at Phil's body, at the scrawny limbs and the bulging belly, at the old scars. He could see Ariel pleasuring him with mechanical efficiency.

The old man's voice slithered from the back of his head like a memory “Not bad for a start... eh partner?”

Shuddering Tristam reached down and grabbed Ariel by the shoulders. He pulled her up onto the bed and pushed her onto her back. He touched her everywhere, tracing the paths his eyes had laid down months ago. She smiled up at him uncertainly, the sudden change in his demeanor leaving her skittish.

With an animal grunt Tristam flipped her over onto her stomach taking her as roughly as he could manage with the old man's body.