Friday, May 29, 2009

5 Second Fiction Seven

The man in the high-backed chair was dying and Zeth was content to watch

5 Second Fiction Six

It was the kind of Honeymoon she had always dreamed about -until the burning clown hit the balcony.

The Doctor's New Companion Is A Hot Redhead- Could Life Possibly Get Any Better Than This?


Outpost Gallifrey just broke the news that the BBC just broke the news that new Doctor Matt Smith's companion will be Karen Gillan;

Twenty-one year-old Gillan previously appeared in last year's episode "The Fires of Pompeii", as the Soothsayer. BBC News reports that she studied acting at Telford College in Edinburgh, and has also appeared in The Kevin Bishop Show and the forthcoming film Outcast, starring James Nesbitt.

In the press release, executive producer and chief writer Steven Moffat is quoted as saying: "We saw some amazing actresses for this part, but when Karen came through the door the game was up. Funny, and clever, and gorgeous, and sexy. Or Scottish, which is the quick way of saying it. A generation of little girls will want to be her. And a generation of little boys will want them to be her too."

Gillan herself says: "I am absolutely over the moon at being chosen to play the Doctor's new companion. The show is such a massive phenomenon that I can't quite believe I am going to be a part of it. Matt Smith is an incredible actor and it is going to be so much fun to act alongside him – I just can't wait to get started!"

5 Second Fiction Five

"I love being a secret agent." Bernard Flapdoodle explained, "But I just can't take all those goofy codenames."

5 Second Fiction Four

For Rachel the best and worst part of being a vampire was the feeding, tasting both soul and memory before snuffing it out.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

5 Second Fiction Three

Magwier explained they were called the dark gods because they lived in mens' hearts.

5 Second Fiction Two

Lorelei and Audra stared in disbelief as the last thug crumpled. Who would ever have thought the Amish kid knew kung-fu?

5 Second Fiction One

Lorelei hid in dreams and lost herself in nightmares but whenever she awoke there he was- plain as day.

What The Hell...

So I as goofing around with my twitter account and tried to do super short one line stories within the 140 character range.

I called them 5 Second Fiction... I figured I would share them with you folks as well.

And in other good and geeky news- the newest storyline for LOVECRAFT IS MISSING has started

If you love comics, or the Cthulhu mythos or just like a good read then get started!

This is the new stuff...

Or if you want to start from the beginning start here.

'THE TEN DOCTORS' finishes in style!


I'll admit it, I didn't think that a fan comic strip with this ambitious a group of characters could ever be finished but I'm pleased to say I was completely wrong.

Not only did we get and ending, we got a fantastic one.

You can now download and read the entire saga here.

I can only wish that I could have pulled something like this off back in my fan fiction days...

So fanboys and fangirls if you haven't checked this out before do yourself a favor and do so.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

More News From The 10th Doctor's Farewell Tour...

From Outpost Gallifrey

Tenth Doctor to appear in SJA
The BBC Press Office has confirmed that David Tennant is to appear as the Tenth Doctor in the forthcoming third series of spin-off The Sarah Jane Adventures, due to be shown on CBBC and BBC One this autumn. This will once again reunite the Doctor with former companion Sarah Jane Smith, played by Elisabeth Sladen...

New Animated Adventure On the Way
A second animated story starring David Tennant as the Doctor will be broadcast later this year...


Matt Smith has his work cut out for him!

Happy 96th Birthday Peter Cushing...


He played Dr Who, Van Helsing, Doctor Frankenstein and Sherlock Holmes. He was born today in 1913. The ending of Horror of Dracula is one of the defining moments of my childhood and a lot of his films are in my video collection.


A day early, several dollars short

Here is Chapter 14 for my serial novel. I guess I am the kind of guy that would rather be early than on time.

Hope you are enjoying the story so far.

I'd like to say I caught all the errors but it seems like every time I dare to think such I think I discover I've misspelled my own name.

In The Shadow Of His Nemesis chapter fourteen



BY
AL BRUNO III




Thursday November 8th 1996





Isobel flicked on the bathroom lights and winced at her reflection. Less than twelve hours on the lamb and she looked like she'd been on the run for twelve years. Her hair was a limp tangle, her eyes were ringed with dark circles and wherever she wasn’t bandaged she was bruised.

"Cheryl?" she called out.

"Is everything all right?" Cheryl was instantly at the bathroom door.

"Yes." Isobel tired to put a smile in her voice, "I'm just going to wash up a little in the sink.”

"Sure...I'll make us something to eat."

Isobel's stomach rumbled at the thought, all she'd had since last night was those four beers out of Cheryl's fridge. The scary thing was she didn't even feel the slightest buzz. Isobel took a washcloth and wet it down with warm water. Then she stripped the rest of the way down to her underwear. She couldn’t help but think about her bathroom misadventure a day and a half ago.

Goosebumps rose in response- even now. She pressed the hot cloth to her skin, feeling the warmth, breathing in steam mist. Isobel groaned with relief and ran the cloth down over her face. When it started to cool she gave it another dose of water each time hotter than the last. She ran the cloth down her chin and along her neck.

What were they? She wondered again. Ms. Ginnmett and Mr. Sauno had been like something out of one of those Terminator movies. Except those monsters had sported metal skeleton under their skin, not grooved gray shapes that hissed and clicked against each other.

And beyond that three was the discolored blood and their incongruous demeanors- the way they had called Galen ungrateful.

What was that about?

Isobel warmed the cloth again and ran it over her shoulders and breasts, drops and water stained the edges of her bra. She ran the cloth tenderly over her stomach, staying well away from the wound on her side. Cheryl still suspected that she might need stitches but Isobel wasn’t ready to risk a hospital.

Not too many dead girls show up in the emergency room do they?

Were Ms. Ginnmett and Mr. Sauno so sure of themselves that they were already listing her among the dead?

Or worse yet was it just a way to run her to ground? Isobel imagined that her credit cards and bank accounts were now inaccessible, and how long would it be before some sharp eyed police officer noticed the dead girl’s car tooling around town?

She wrung the cloth out and warmed it again, now it was her legs she gave the once over. The bruises they sported were particularly ugly.

At first she had thought the police would merely be helpless protect her but now it looked worse than that, it looked like they were in on it. It was the stuff of paranoid fantasies come to life.

Galen, she thought. He tried to protect me. He came back for me.

But where was he now? She’d lost him again in her panic.

Isobel wrung the cloth out a final time and set it on the side of the sink. Then she went and knelt beside the tub, she twisted the water and let it jet out until it was just hot enough. Then she ducked her head beneath the stream.

All this… She thought to herself ...all this over a few moments of pleasure. Mom would be so pleased.

"Run if you want. We'll catch up to you later."

All the hot water in the world couldn’t take the chill out of those words. And what did she have to protect her from that promise? Two guns, one empty, one at least a bullet short, a stolen billfold and a half tank of gas.

You’re screwed girl, face it.

"Isobel!" Cheryl's voice rang out with panic.

“Oh no.” Isobel straightened, wet hair falling down around her face and water dripping down her back.

"Isobel!"

At the second cry Isobel started to run out of the bathroom, realized she was in her underwear and doubled back to grab a bathrobe. Then she bolted into the hall to found Cheryl holding a man at gunpoint.

It was Galen.

He found me.

But how?

It took a few moments to get everything back under control and most of that involved finding a way to make Cheryl stop pointing the automatic at Galen.

Once everyone was calm and disarmed the questions began.

“How did you find her?” Cheryl asked, “How did you know she was here?”

“I got lucky.” Galen said, “I recognized her car.”

“So what you’re telling me is that aside from everything else you’re also a shitty liar.”

Isobel raised a hand, “Who were those… those people Galen?”

Galen said, “They’re spies and assassins.”

“They’re not human.”

“No they’re not.”

“And what,” Cheryl asked, “did you do to warrant an assassination?”

"My entire family was murdered.” Galen said, “I managed to escape but they’ve been after me ever since.”

Isobel nodded with understanding, then asked, “But why did they call you ungrateful?”

“Because I wouldn’t go quietly. They thought they were doing me a favor.”

“Were they?” Cheryl asked.

“Come on Cheryl.” Isobel said, “Back off a little.”

Isobel asked, “Ginnmett and Sauno, who do they work for?”

Galen looked away, “They call themselves the Monarchs.”

“What are they?”

“It isn’t that easy to explain.”

Cheryl snorted, “There’s a lot of that going around lately.”

“What are we going to do now?” Isobel asked.

Galen and Cheryl both spoke at the same time, “We?”

“Whatever this is,” Isobel explained, “I’m in it with you.”

“Not necessarily.” Galen said, “If I leave they might just follow me and forget you.”

Cheryl nodded, “Now that’s the first sensible thing I’ve heard all day.”

“Galen,” Isobel said, “the news is already saying I'm dead. If I stay here I probably will be.”

“You could try. You don’t know anything about this guy besides the size of his prick.”

“Cheryl!”

"Isobel." Galen broke in, "Your friend is obviously concerned for you and it's understandable-"

"Hey! I don't need any help." Cheryl snapped.

Galen became quiet as though he was considering something, then he said, "I know a place. We could be safe there."

Cheryl crossed her arms, "Then why aren't you there now?"

“It isn't easy to get to”

“Where is it?” Isobel asked.

Galen replied, “The Catskill mountains.”

Cheryl rolled her eyes, “It just gets better and better doesn’t it?”

"Are you sure?" Isobel asked.

He shrugged, "It's our only chance. We’ll need a car.”

“We can use mine.”

“They’re probably looking for yours.”

“Ok… Ok…” Isobel wrung her hands as she thought.

“Isobel.” Cheryl said, “You can’t be serious about this.”

“You didn’t see them.” Isobel said, “I can't face them again...”

“This is insane.”

“My parents!” Isobel said, “Their Lincoln is in the garage. They wouldn’t leave the keys with the brother but my Dad left a set with me just in case.”

Galen nodded approvingly.

“And my parents have about two thousand dollars in the safe in their bedroom."

"You know the combination?" Galen asked.

"My Dad trusts me a lot." she answered with a pang of guilt.

"You’re serious about this aren’t you?" Cheryl said.

"I'm going with him."

“Fine,” Cheryl sighed with resignation, "then I'm going too. And no buts loverboy, not one."

Galen spoke cautiously, “Not a one.”

“Great.” Cheryl said, “I’ve got a few more clips of ammo in the kitchen.”

“…good.”

Isobel brightened again, “Oh and I almost forgot. I’ve got these too.” She handed the velvet drawstring bag and billfold to Galen.

He held them in his hands his expression souring, “Where did you get these?”

“I was looking for you. Back were we first... met.” Isobel explained, “There was a man in the woods.”

“Michlyund.” Galen said, “His name was Michlyund.”

“Oh God.” Isobel said, “Was he your friend? I thought he was with them…”

“Not your fault.” He pocketed the wallet, “He would have wanted me to have these…”

He unknotted the drawstring bag and spilled some of the contents into the palm of his hand. Isobel marveled at the gemstones, they were dark, and beautiful. “Are those real?” she asked.

“Black rubies.” Galen said, “The coin of the realm.”

Reloading the pistol, Cheryl came out of the kitchen, “Let’s get this show on the road before I come to my senses… What the Hell are those?”


Monday, May 25, 2009

Contest Winner Performs Scene On the TARDIS Set With Captain Jack!

(Not that kind of scene!)





Much thanks to Kasturborus.com for sharing this.

Some will sing, some will booze

I have a love of song parodies... as you can see here.

And this tribute to karaoke (The Japanese word for 'tone deaf')by College Humor is not only very funny they also somehow managed to do the entire video in one continuous shot.




The mind boggles, I can't even pee in one continuous shot any more.