Saturday, July 11, 2015

The star of SURVIVING CHRISTMAS and the guy from HELLRAISER 8 are on a collision course with whackyness!

Everyone else is posting this thing so I might as well have some fun with it right? 

Uh-oh I think I made him angry...


Watch some TV at LiarTownUSA unless you're too pooped!


Johnny T is gonna sing about New York- you gotta problem with that?


Juan Santapau THE SECRET KNOTS is the spackle that holds the multiverse together!


We need more fucking commercials like this one.

Found via BUZZFEED

Meanwhile in Japan...


STARZ said "Let there be Ash." and it was good. In fact it was downright groovy...

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Talk to the backhand!


KIRK CAMERON & THE CROCODUCK OF CHAOS MAGIC by Mandy De Sandra promises 'a funhouse of fellatio.' (And so much more!)

Found via PATHEOS

Kirk Cameron’s mouth dropped and he fell to the knees. The Crocoduck he used to refute evolution was now in the room crocowaddling toward him.

It looked at Kirk and its wings flapped with glee. The green-scaled skin glistened while his feathers looked regal. Its 12-inch jaw of teeth showed a long smile of lust — its Crocoduck cock was the same length.

The Crocoduck darted toward the kneeling and shocked open-mouthed Kirk Cameron. Kirk didn’t close his mouth in time and took nine inches of the Crocoduck. It squealed with delight while flapping his wings. The Boners followed the Crocoduck’s lead but went into the 69 position. They sucked one another, mirroring each other, looking like a funhouse of fellatio...

Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains.

A 7,500 word novellete of hot gay orgy action, involving crockoducks, sexy holy cheese, Chaos Magick, oral sex, anal, clone 69ing, and Stigmata hand sex.

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