Saturday, February 21, 2015

The trailer for AVENGED promises revenge and pointy sticks!

From ARROW IN THE HEAD (kinda ironic huh?)



Enjoy the haunting sculptures of Beth Cavener Stichter

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Does the trailer for CRUMBS promise tales of a post-apocalyptic bowling alley or something far stranger?

Found via BOING BOING



There's only one road to Fuck Mountain - let the guys from WE HATE MOVIES be your sherpas!



TALES FROM THE ODDSIDE: A Touch Of Red

TALES FROM THE ODDSIDE
A Touch Of Red
by
Al Bruno III
original version published by Eden Studios


My husband and I couldn’t leave the city, we weren’t allowed. 

We both tested positive for the Red Virus. That gave us two years to live, three tops. In other countries the infected were being executed, killed in the streets. Here in enlightened America things were different, the President insisted on treating the infected ‘humanely’. Humane or not, only citizens with a clean bill of health got to go to the safe zones in the Midwest. The rest of us were forced to stay in the cities on the coast, observed by scientists in hazmat suits and protected by soldiers that wouldn’t look us in the eye.

When I think of what the disease will do to me- somehow transform me into something not quite human any more. I’ve seen the videos of what the press has dubbed ‘monsters’. I’ve seen what they do.

A few weeks ago the government relocated all of us to a series of high rise tenements on the East Side. They said that they would be able to defend us more easily this way. The apartments here are larger and nicer than anything we could have afforded in our old life, so I tried to make the best of it. My husband Brian however, insisted that we were only there so that when the time came they could liquidate us more easily. He blames me for this, he thinks that I brought the disease home because I worked in a hospital, but I was in the billing office! He was just as likely to be the one that touched an unseen speck of dried blood somewhere, somehow.

I liked to think he still loved me but he’d stopped saying it, and he wouldn’t  touch me, not even in passing. We didn’t sleep together, I stayed in one bedroom, he stayed in another. 

Not that anyone around here ever really slept that much. All of us, the scientists, the soldiers, the infected, stole catnaps whenever we could  in the mornings and afternoons.

There was no rest at night, the night belonged to the monsters. They knew right where to find us, something about the infection calls to them. They howled at the barricades from sundown to sunup. Sometimes they would manage to break through the fortifications. Then the howls would be drowned out with gunfire and order would be restored by morning. 

I think that’s why we started having the parties. It wasn’t a conscious decision you understand, its just that the nights were too long and terrible to experience alone.

At first we got together in little groups, no more than five at a time. We didn’t want to make our protectors uneasy, but as our hopes dwindled our gatherings got more elaborate. Soon all thirty or so of us were congregating nightly in the penthouse. We would cook, and drink and laugh and try to ignore the horrors going on out in the streets and inside our bodies. Brian was always there but he would just sit and sulk out on the balcony, drinking until he passed out, leaving me to carry him back to our apartment at dawn.

One nice thing about our keepers, they were pretty damn generous with the booze and food. I guess it was better to have us fat and happy than terrified and ready to riot.

Tonight’s gathering was going along nicely. Someone had found up a karaoke machine and we were all four sheets to the wind, doing our best to belt out the songs of our glory days.

All except for Brian of course. He was out on the balcony, occasionally I would glance over and catch him glaring reproachfully at us. I kept trying to get him to join in or just return one of my smiles. It was hopeless.

About halfway though a rambling version of ‘Paradise by The Dashboard Lights’ Brian started screaming.  He was pointing and gesturing to the east. I ran out to the balcony to see what was wrong.

Monsters, thousands of them. The streets were clogged with them. Walls of ruined flesh moving towards us. The soldiers were shooting at them, they were using machine guns and grenades but for every monster they blew to pieces four more stepped into its place.

I reached for Brian’s hand. He pulled away, saying something ugly under his breath. I don’t know. I went crazy. I was afraid and I wanted someone to touch me and if he wouldn’t…

Next thing I knew I had the karaoke microphone in my hand and I said something like, “Let’s live tonight ‘cause we’ll all be dead by morning!”

Then I grabbed the nearest man and kissed him hard. At first he pulled away, then he pressed against me. We fell back onto an overstuffed chair, pulling at each other’s clothes.

It was like a floodgate had opened. We were joined by another couple on the floor and then another. It was surreal, it was an orgy We were all trying to shut out the world and for a while it did. 

After a while we exhausted ourselves and the sounds of the slaughter going on outside reached us again. Brian was gone. For a moment I gloried in the thought of how the sight of me in the arms of others must have burned him. Then another thought occurred to me. It was enough to send me running half-dressed down the stairs to our apartment

I found Brian on his bed, passed out and barely breathing. Blood had begun to leak from his pores. He was changing. You could see it happening. It was like an army of maggots was running wild under his skin.

There are procedures for the final stages, they had been drilled into us every morning, there were posters on the walls reminding us. We were told to watch each other for signs of the blood sweat- if you see something say something. You call for the scientists, and they call for the soldiers. The infected are taken away for one last examination and then it’s cremation by flame thrower.

I didn’t do any of that. I laid down beside him instead.

I’m waiting now, I’ve been waiting for almost two hours. The battle is still going on outside but I could care less who’s winning. The Red Virus will be done with its work soon and what sits up beside me won’t quite be Brian anymore but he’s going to touch me.

One last time.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Obvious Plant presents 'Better Book Store Sections'

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AndyDoesVoiceOver presents 'Girls Love Confidence'

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews monkeys around with QUEEN KONG!

From BRANDON'S CULT MOVIE REVIEWS

Their first mistake- they went camping. Their second mistake- they went to Canada! Watch the trailer for BACKWOODS.

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CHILLING TALES FOR DARK NIGHTS presents my story 'Sweet Nothings'

From CHILLING TALES FOR DARK NIGHTS


He's got a bad haircut. Her insides are crawling with eldritch horrors. Can they make their relationship work? Watch the trailer for SPRING and wonder...

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Today's high-concept film- HELLEN KELLER VS NIGHTWOLVES! I bet she never saw this coming...

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Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves tells the shocking story of how a group of nightwolves terrorized a tiny village, taking people’s hearing and eye sight… and the one woman who fought back...

The trailer for CRIMSON PEAK is creepy and Tom Hiddleston is dreamy. A winning combination!

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What is with you kids and ghost hunting? When was young all I hunted for was handjobs. Check out the trailer for DEMONIC...

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All the rappers were kung-fu fighting! Check out the trailer for TOYKO TRIBE...

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The Cold Inside (a serial novel) Chapter Forty-Seven part two

The Cold Inside
Chapter Forty-Seven
part two
By AL BRUNO III

Thursday January 26, 1995

There was a skeleton on the penthouse landing, it was dressed in rags; the bones of the neck and ribs had been shattered. There were more claw marks on the walls and floor. The doorframe had twisted out of true, light and voices filtered out from around the edges of the door, rust and age had rotted away at it.

“This is it.” the dead man said.

“Tristam...” Greg began.

The machine-like crashing seemed to follow them from the lower floors. It filled the stairwell, deafening them. For a crazed moment Greg found himself imagining that this was the sound of a great final gear slipping into place.

When the sound faded the dead man turned back to say speak but before he could something dropped on them from above.
A boneless limb wrapped itself around Greg and pitched him down the stairs. Greg landed with a muffled crack. He opened his bleary eyes to see the dead man struggling with a distorted shape that coiled beneath a filthy tarp. It’s a monster. Was all Greg could think, A monster! 

The dead man pulled at the writhing mass and threw it to the floor. The dead man’s face had been left unrecognizable by the attack. Greg winced at what the half-light revealed. 

A pair of sturdy legs uncoiled from the bottom of the tarp and the monster tackled the dead man. Another pair of limbs extended, grabbing neck and knee.

Greg tried to help, that was when he realized one of his legs was bent back under him. He exhaled with realization and felt the pain settle in and take hold.

The monster raised the dead man up, smashing him against the hard metal of the railing over and over again. Then the monster tossed the dead man aside and stared down at Greg.

Tears pricked at the corners of Greg’s eyes, it was like Colonie Village Junior High all over again. He tried to move, if he could force himself to his feet he could at least try and fight.

Then the monster was standing over him, its jigsaw of a face expressionless. It raised its arms, each one tipped with something broken and pointed. “The Lord is my Shepherd...” Greg began but panic made him fail to remember even the simplest Psalm. “Though I walk through the valley of the shadow... though I walk…”

The monster cocked its head watching him.

“Please.” Greg said, “I’m at your mercy.”

Claws of sinew and bone locked around the monster’s throat. The monster slashed at the dead man its limbs bending and twisting back on themselves like snakes. It started to howl and thrash in the dead man’s grip, bits of it dropping off in chunks of wet gristle. One piece became a dozen until the howling dwindled to an empty moan.

The dead man let the empty tarp fall, he was stripped to the waist, stripped of clothes and of skin.

“Is the monster gone?” Greg asked.

“Gone.” The dead man’s voice was thick, “Gone forever.”

“Tristam.” Greg said, “My leg’s broken.”

An expression tugged at the muscles of the dead man’s face but there wasn’t enough flesh to give them shape, “Greg...”

“You have to go and finish this.” Greg said.

“I can’t,” The dead man drew closer, “I’ll fail.”

“We’re here for a reason Tristam.” Greg said, “I believe in you. God gave you this power for a reason. Use it.”

“What about you?”
“Come get me on the way back.”
“What if I can’t? What if there’s something else on these stairs?”

“Don’t worry about that.”

The dead man turned to go, “Maybe you should pray for me a little?”

“I always do.” Greg watched him climb the stairs.