(Low Rent SuperVillain News) Mr. Universe ATTACKS!

Article via FARK.com

 

 

A man stripped down naked and kicked in the door of a neighbor’s house in Upper Chichester Monday night, declaring he was “Mr. Universe.”

He is facing charges of lewdness, indecent exposure and criminal mischief, police say.

Miguel Mateo Rodriguez, 27, startled a homeowner on the 400 block of Keanon Drive at about 11 p.m. Monday by busting through his door while wearing no clothes.

The homeowner called police after Rodriguez allegedly shouted “Happy New Year!” and ran out of the house, police say...

 

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worst Robbery EVER (this week)

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"He'll look so great his Gandma won't recognize him!"

 

This fashion disaster comes to us via BOING BOING

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Eight

From the very first time Nova-Flame teamed up with the Pyro-Braniac they got along like a house on fire.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Seven

Once he realized the prostitute had an electroshock weapon he started screaming “Don't tase me Ho!”

(Low Rent SuperVillain News) Man Dressed As Cow Steals Milk From WalMart

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Walmart shoppers in Stafford County saw the sight of their lives Tuesday night—a cow, on all fours, trying to score gallons of milk.

An 18-year-old man dressed up in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk around 10:35 p.m. from the Garrisonville Walmart, Stafford County Sheriff’s spokesman Bill Kennedy said...

 

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MAD MAD MAD MAD MOVIES still mourns the passing of Paul Naschy

(as should we all. He was one of us.)

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GONE AND FORGOTTEN continues to skewer CONTINUITY COMICS (truthfully I always thought Ms. Mystic was kinda hot...)

 

Special insider knowledge for you aficionados of Urth 4: The guy who turned into Urth would suddenly find himself speaking in a Thor-ful pidgin Elizabethan dialect whenever he transformed and also, believe it or not, his name was Dwight Godd. Of the Pennsylvania Godds. Here’s some more special insider knowledge for you aficionados of Urth 4: There are no aficionados of Urth 4.

 

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PLAID STALLIONS has found the soul-rending terror that is THE NECRONOMICOUCH!

 

Be sure to stop by PLAID STALLIONS but check your mind at the door man...

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Seven

Superheroes gained powers from accidents all the time, and after the Viagra factory explosion Ralph found he had hardened defenses.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Six

Lynn wasn't sure what kind of plastic surgery her sister wanted so she got her a lift certificate.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Five

Supervillain chef Julia Infant bragger her a robot was made out of meat byproducts but most people thought it was full of baloney.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Four

It was genius for Abner Deggent to disguise himself as an ape, it was bad luck he did it during mating season.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Three

His sex life began with him alone in a room touching himself, after 30 years of marriage that is pretty much how it ended too.

Thanks to GEEKS OF DOOM I now know about 'the Human CentiPad' and I may never forgive them.

GEEKS OF DOOM shares with us the trailer for a new SOUTH PARK episode.

 

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The Al Bruno III Ebook library continues to expand!

The first volumes of the collected PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES and 5 SECOND FICTION are now available!

 

PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES VOLUME ONE: From the prom to the roadside

 

5 SECOND FICTION VOLUME ONE

 

And don't forget that there are plenty other titles to choose from. From novels to short stories to stuff that's just too damn hard to classifyy we've got it all and it's all free.

Happy Easter Everyone!!!