5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Four

The starship Persea's crew met with an alien race that used vulgar language as a powersource. Negotiations with them were lively.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Three

Jeff's first day of lockup might have been better if hadn't pointed out his cellmate's swastika prison tat was backwards.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Two

"Foolish monster!" Fuego said, "You may be able to conceal your tiger claws and jaguar teeth but you can't hide your lion eyes!"

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty One

In space no one can hear you scream so it was inevitable that someday the karaoke Olympics would be held on the moon.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty One

Jack glared, "We'd have gotten away with it if not for those damn kids." Osrick glared back, "I can't believe you said that."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty

At long last Gary waded out onto the dance floor and tried all the moves he had dreamed about. Sometimes dreams are better.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Nine

Even as he bled out Marty appreciated the irony that the Kevin Bacon zombie had torn his foot loose.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Eight

She had never wanted to join the ranks of the undead but she had never been a morning person anyway.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Seven

The worldwide crisis brought out heroes of science and magic. Captain Hero just stood there, hands on his utility belt.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Six

Once again the Brotherhood of Virtue saved the kindgom. With the princess restored to the throne, the embezzling continued.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Five

Matt Moran of the space patrol defeated the hairy squids from Planet X but everyone still mispelled his name as 'Moron'.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Four

After all this time it was revealed- Rumpelstiltskin had simply been trying to form a boy band.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Three

He fell from the window into an industrial shredder. A crowd gathered around the remains. Someone asked, "Is he dead?"

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Two

He sent her a series of highly erotic text messages, if only she hadn't loaned her cell phone to her mother that day.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty One

In the end the only real difference between SpaceFleet Academy and the School of Wizardry was the snugness of the uniforms.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty

Research found that dinosaurs had advanced technology but were too obsessed with social networking sites to avert their doom.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Nine

He survived war, hunger and cancer. At 90 years old he bought his first computer and Windows Vista was the death of him.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Eight

It was a town where hard liquor was cheap and soft water was mandatory.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Seven

A tear in reality dropped a group of civil war reenactors into the midst of a renaissance fair. Chaos ensued.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Six

Agent Krump bristled, "She's turning into a wild eyed sociopath!" Agent Quinn corrected, "The term now is bridezilla."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Five

The accident left her aware of the things that slithered through the spaces between. Every glimpse was a blasphemy.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Four

No time traveller ever used the technology to become their own grandfather but it was a popular prank to play on friends.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Three

The Dolby virus was either fatal or it left you with the hairstyle you had in the 80's. The living envied the dead.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Two

"I'm a private eye and a gynecologist. I didn't know what Mother Superior wanted from me but I knew I wasn't gonna like it."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty One

"I killed a vampire once," JT bragged. "At least I think it was a vampire... I mean he was wearing a cape..."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty

She had hoped a night with a movie star would be her life's main feature but it was all just another selected short.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Nine

"I had sex with a vampire once," he confessed, "she just laid there..."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Eight

During year one of the starship Persea's journey arguments over which Gilbert and Sullivan musical was best led to riots.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty-Seven

Lions and tigers and bears- it was the strangest buffet ever.

One of the places my daughter and I have been spending our time this week...

Infinity Acres Ranch







Take a virtual tour!

Ron Jeremy's John Carpenter's THE THING

Well not exactly...

But courtesy of brutalashell.com I have seen the trailer for the movie Bio-Slime. Now while to a large extent I have grown tired of the 'heroes trapped and under siege' plotline. I mean there are other plotlines in horror... I've seen them...

Still though this film does look interesting and the effects and general style seem to have a real 1980's vibe to it. But will it be a ReAnimator or a Breeders?

This may not be safe for work...

And a few more pictures of Doctor 11

As far as I am concered this is a great time to be a fan!






More of his cutie companion...



And who is THIS pray tell?




Is that you River Song? And the new companion is named Amy Pond... I guess the new Doctor makes the ladies pretty wet.

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck...

Well not only do I have internet access after all but I also got my first glimpse of the 11th Doctor!

What a way for a fanboy to start out his morning!



And interesting choice for a costume I think. It is eccentric but doesn't look out of place.



In some ways it reminds me of the first three Doctors...



And his new companion is a redhead. Redheads are nothing but trouble I tells ya! I speak from experience.

Anyway... Long Live The 11th Doctor!

I am on the road... in about an hour or so...

OK I am out of town with my daughter for a week or so... I am not sure how good my Internet access will be but I've got my flash drive and will try to keep the serial novel rolling along.

Otherwise see you next week!