Saturday, March 30, 2013
Friday, March 29, 2013
The Ocean Doesn't Want Me
Another Fine Mess
The Team That Couldn't Shoot Straight (by Role Playing Public Radio)
Achy Breaky Mythos (by Role Playing Public Radio)
Death By Thumbs (by Role Playing Public Radio)
The Bad Rifts Project (by Role Playing Public Radio)
The D&D Session That Mostly Wasn't (by Role Playing Public Radio)
Precious Machine (by the NoSleep podcast)
The Man That Ate Newborns (by the NoSleep podcast)
Recommended Double Features
LEMORA: A CHILD'S TALE OF THE SUPERNATURAL and MESSIAH OF EVIL
BASKET CASE and THE BROOD
THE HUNCHBACK OF THE MORGUE and PHANTASM
HELLRAISER II and PHANTASM II
THE BABY and POINT OF TERROR
THE BLACK CAT (1934) and ISLE OF THE DEAD
SAVAGE INSTINCT and THE FORGOTTEN
COUNT DRACULA (1977) and FRANKENSTEIN: THE TRUE STORY
THE CALL OF CTHULHU, OUT OF MIND: THE STORIES OF H.P. LOVECRAFT and CTHULHU
(Insane, Yet Amusing And Disturbing News) Naked 500 pound man chases son of Westboro Baptist Church leader...
The son of gay-hate church leader Fred Phelps has been attacked live on TV by an obese naked man who sat on him and shouted 'who's your daddy now?'
Westboro Baptist Church member David Phelps was being interviewed in a mobile studio when a 35-stone man, who was wearing no clothes, suddenly burst out of a loo to confront him....
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Made in America of the highest quality latex. Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon. As an added bonus, J&D’s baconlube™ ultra premium water based meat flavored personal lubricant has been generously applied inside and out for an even more hot pork experience...
"four Kiss x Hello Kitty characters living their rock 'n' roll dreams and bringing pink anarchy to every situation they are in."
This is Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman, from a forthcoming Axel Braun movie. A porn parody version of DC's top female superhero, who still has yet to get a big-budget film of her own.
Now, we can be honest and say that nobody expects Kane to have Helen Mirren-level thespian skills - but would you or would you not pay to see someone who looked like that flying an invisible jet, facing down the god of war and lassoing bad guys...in a movie without penetration?
Oh no. If DC does anything, it'll be a TV show in which she doesn't wear a costume anything like the one she's known for. Meanwhile, a pornographer's expensive fan fiction nabs all the horny nerd dollars...