Thursday, December 30, 2010

If HP Lovecraft Ran A Puppy Farm...




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5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Sixty Three

Abner Deggent was captured by a band of pirates that only wore soft fabrics but he vowed to escape the Cotton Swabs.

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With its vibrating controller and interactive storyline the video game 'Action Masseuse' kept people playing for the happy ending.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Sixty One

On a dare she ate a DVD of an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, 8 hours later she became the first person to die from 'Going Commando'.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Eight Hundred And Sixty

Chuck had never been to dinner party hosted by a porn actress before. He had to admit she had quite a spread.

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John tripped, stumbled and fell the dalmatian he was walking. He always was Johnny on the spot.

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The worst blow to his self esteem was when he was spied skinny dipping and people left him extra clothes.

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“Some people think creating an Anti-Flatulence Defamation League was a great idea, others think it stinks.”