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Friday, November 25, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety
The importance of Thanksgiving turkey isn't tradition it's the tryptophan keeping family members too drowsy to murder each other.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Nine
Dave couldn't believe his doctor wanted him to steal iPads but that's what he said- “Take two tablets and call me in the morning.”
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
DOCTOR WHO - the greatest show in the galaxy - is 48 years old today!
That's right. The first episode ever was transmitted today.
Happy Anniversary to my favorite show ever!
And be sure to stop by Kurt Wood's site for more awesome artwork.
THE COLD INSIDE (a serial novel) Chapter Four part two
THE COLD INSIDE
Chapter Four
part two
By AL BRUNO III
Tuesday November 8, 1994
Yesterday’s food fight had the cafeteria staff on edge, they walked between the rows of tables with steely-eyed vigilance. The Magnificent Seven were at their usual spot. Warren, Rich and Drew were having one of their usual arguments. “Look,” Warren said, “I’m not denying that Tolkien did some great stuff I’m just saying that the Dragonlance series is better.”
Drew shook her head, “While Tolkien may be somewhat responsible for the popularity of fantasy- it has nothing to do with the quality of his stuff. It’s the simple fact he got there first. Wiess and Hickman took what he started and improved on it.”
“Oh please.”
Rich looked up from his paperback, “Hello people. Tolkien didn’t start anything. Ever heard of Edmund Spencer? Lord Dunsany? William Shakespeare?”
Warren’s jaw dropped, “You... didn’t mention Michael Moorcock.”
“I know. He didn’t start the fantasy genre. He just perfected it. He improved on the ideas that came before him.”
Drew snorted, “That is like saying that food tastes better after it has been regurgitated.”
“Hey!” Adelphos dropped his chicken salad on white bread, “Do you mind?”
“Sorry,” she blushed making the birthmark on her right cheek all the more evident.
He shook his finger at her with mock severity “Getting so a man can’t eat a damn sandwich around here.”
“Sheesh. I said I was sorry.”
Someone from one of the middle tables tossed a half-eaten apple in a high arc. Before it could bounce off the side of the trash can and hit the floor the apple thrower was surrounded by stern-faced teachers and nuns.
Greg laughed a little “Another one bites the dust.”
“Hm?” Tristam looked up from his leftover pizza, “What?”
“I said you’re a little preoccupied today. Is everything all right?”
“Lot on my mind,” he glanced at Monique. What the Hell was she doing with Bobby Hilton? They were acting awfully chummy.
“Like?”
“What would you do if you had super powers?”
Greg laughed nervously, “What?”
“Honestly. What if you could do anything?”
“This is the kind of question that occupies your precious free time?”
“Yes. Now what would you do if you had super powers? What if no one could stop you?”
Yusuf piped up, “I wouldn’t go wearing a cape in public that’s for sure.”
“He’s right.” Adelphos nodded, “The cape is passe.”
“What kind of powers?” Greg asked.
“Maybe you could be like Warren and have the power to make deli trays disappear,” Rich snorted.
Warren shook his head sadly “Et tu Dickhead?”
“Let’s say standard Superman powers.” Tristam said, “What would you do? What wouldn’t you do?”
Drew smiled, “You could fight crime. You could end war, feed the hungry, stop plane crashes.”
Adelphos nodded “See through girls’ clothes from miles away with telescopic x-ray vision.”
Yusuf gasped “I would never leave the house.”
“So,” Greg shook his head, “I should put you two down for evil then?”
“That kind of behavior is more of a Chaotic Neutral” Rich corrected.
Tristam stole another glance at Monique, “What would you do Greg?”
Greg adjusted his glasses, “I’m not much into super heroes.”
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
(Recommended Hotness) London Andrews has a Tumblr!
Click here to visit her Tumblr account. It is NSFW, in fact the picture above is one of the rare ones I found there of her clothed.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Eight
He wrote a Christmas carol about a rooster wearing a necklace of chimes but no one would sing about the “Jingle Bell Cock”.
(Recommended Art) Check out the work of Nathaniel Pilgrim
Slenderman vs Clint Eastwood? I don't know much about art but I know what I like!
Monday, November 21, 2011
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Seven
The crimefighter known as Dr. Hercules gets stronger when he gets angrier which is why he reads YOUTUBE comments in his spare time.
(Insane News) Gingrich: Laws preventing child labor are 'truly stupid'
Newt Gingrich proposed a plan Friday that would allow poor children to clean their schools for money, saying such a setup would both allow students to earn income and endow them with a strong work ethic.
Speaking at Harvard's Kennedy School of Government, the former House Speaker said his system would be an improvement on current child labor laws, which he called "truly stupid."
"It is tragic what we do in the poorest neighborhoods, entrapping children in child laws which are truly stupid," Gingrich said. "Saying to people you shouldn't go to work before you're 14, 16. You're totally poor, you're in a school that's failing with a teacher that's failing."
Gingrich then proposed a system he said would help those students rise from poverty.
"I tried for years to have a very simple model. These schools should get rid of unionized janitors, have one master janitor, pay local students to take care of the school. The kids would actually do work; they'd have cash; they'd have pride in the schools. They'd begin the process of rising..."
A heaping slice of Newt Gingrich's America
And just when you thought the world couldn't get any more insane RETURN OF THE KILLER SHREWS!
Thanks to I'D RATHER BE KILLING MONSTERS for this.... I think.
Somehow I think these guys are responsible.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
How about a little DOCTOR WHO fan art? The Female Doctor by Prelandra
found via LIFE, DOCTOR WHO & COMBOM
This is the artist's DEVIANTART page.
You know I was thinking to myself that if they get this DOCTOR WHO movie off the ground maybe they should do it with a female Doctor to separate it from the TV series.
And yes I do want to see Helena Bonham Carter in the role...
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