Saturday, May 13, 2017

NIGHTMARE FUEL!

Is this blasphemy?



DARK CORNERS presents The Force Recycled: 40 discarded ideas put back into the Star Wars Saga

Saturday Night Booty Call! (5/13/17)













Is this what they mean by 'Food Porn'?

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Brandon's Cult Movie Review reviews 'Contamination'

Maureen Marine???

From GONE & FORGOTTEN



...It is, in fact, Father Neptune who saves Maureen from drowning. But he doesn't do it for no reason. No, it turns out that Atlantis, the undersea kingdom he calls home, is served by a dying queen. Not only is she the queen, points out Father Neptune, but she is the only female human being among the teeming throngs if Atlantis. My guess is she's just tired from getting totally fucked out. 

With the old queen, her crotch complaining viciously about decades of constant use, perishing before her eyes, Maureen is given an offer; become the new queen. This is suggested right after Neptune informs Maureen that the old queen had been poisoned. I would think over that question very, very hard, Maureen...

Rogue Heroes Publishing needs your help to create RIFTS THE BOARD GAME!

Rifts® fans take note: If you have enjoyed playing Rifts® at any time in your life, you will love the Rifts® Board Game. Not only do the detailed miniatures feature many of your favorite, iconic characters in dynamic action poses, but the rules, artwork, and method of play truly capture the look and feel of the Rifts® role-playing game. When you are done with a game, you will feel like you just played the Rifts® RPG, and in about 90 minutes! Fun to play. A must for collectors and fans of the RPG, and anyone who enjoys an immersive, board game experience.

 The Rifts® Origin Story Rifts® is a popular pen and paper role-playing game that exploded onto the scene in 1990. It's multi-genre blend of science fiction, fantasy and horror set in an alien, post-apocalyptic, future Earth made it an instant hit. An overnight sensation, the initial press run of 10,000 copies sold out in three weeks. The Rifts® RPG has since become known to millions of gamers, spawned more than 90 RPG titles, and has been optioned by Walt Disney Pictures for development into a live action movie by Jerry Bruckheimer Films. 

 Now, for the first time ever, Rifts® is being made into a miniatures board game. Brought to life by game designer Carmen Bellaire, long-time Rifts® fan, and his top sculptors from around the world. This game is endorsed 100% by Palladium Books and Rifts® creator Kevin Siembieda. 

I cannot think of anyone better or more qualified than Carmen to bring Rifts® to life as a miniatures board game. I have loved everything I have seen from Rogue Heroes. This game is amazing and I hope Rifts® fans support and spread the word about this labor of love. The Rifts® Board Game is everything I could have hoped it would be. Best of luck to Carmen and his crew.” – Kevin Siembieda


Monday, May 8, 2017

Stay gold Puddles...

DARK CORNERS REVIEWS sheepishly considers 'Godmonster of Indian Flats'

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Alison Brie

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Amberleigh West

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Jun Amaki

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Angel White

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The Cinema Snob reviews UNIDENTIFIED FLYING ODDBALL

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The comic book 'Superb' has a unique premise...

As a part of Lion Forge’s Catalyst Prime series that kicked off last week with Noble, Superb will tell the story of Jonah, a young man struggling to find his place in the world and put his superpowers—strength, telekinesis, and telepathy—to good use. Created through a partnership between Lion Forge and the National Down Syndrome Society, Superb will be written by David F. Walker and Sheena C. Howard and illustrated by Ray-Anthony Height and Le Beau L. Underwood...



And now the trailer for BLADE RUNNER 2049

Please Please Please Please get Wonder Woman right!

Only a few comic covers this week...