5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty One
He came of age during the sexual revolution and was hit by shrapnel on several occasions.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty One
He came of age during the sexual revolution and was hit by shrapnel on several occasions.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty Two
The rivalry between the Dunwich and Innsmouth University football teams was aggravated by their non-Euclidean playbooks.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty Three
She wanted their lovemaking to be a symphony of pleasure but all he wanted to do was get to the triangle solo.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty Five
All the goth kids want to be visited by the ghost of Christmas future.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty Six
No one was warned about the vampire uprising but they all knew that AN ATHLETE WAS CAUGHT CHEATING ON HIS WIFE!!!
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty Seven
She thought a 'Sewage Smoothie' was just an ironic name for the drink, she realized later the bartender was a sick sick bastard.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty Eight
You'll know if a time traveler didn't like your Christmas gift because he will already have the receipt.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty Nine
The Corporate Safety Specialist died from complications of a paper cut received while hanging colorful and informative signs.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty
“The main difference between a blogger and a terrorist is that people occasionally pay attention to what terrorists have to say.”
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty One
A postal error sent many childrens' letters to Mexican wrestler Santo instead of Santa Claus, and a new Christmas special was born.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty Two
Magwier sneered at the decorations, “Holiday sentiment to humanity is like sterilizing a blade before you slit someone's throat.”
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty Three
History teacher Mr. Roberts had an unhealthy musk and a love of spicy colognes, when the students were bad he shut the windows.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty Four
She converted to Atheism to Catholicism because a good dose of shame made sex all the better.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty Five
“There's nothing worse than outliving someone you admire,” Zeth said. “That's why I don't believe in heroes.”
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Fifty Four
The Capslock Avenger was a noble hero, BUT SUBTLETY WAS NOT HIS STRONG POINT.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty Six
Werewolves never tell anyone to have a Merry Christmas, some however will wish you Happy Howlidays.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty Seven
Look,” Judy said. “I like the strong silent type but when we're screwing can you at least grunt or something?”
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty Eight
The superhero known as Amoeba Man could divide into two Amoeba Men but they frequently argued about which of them was the sidekick.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Sixty Nine
Every year corporate served a lavish Christmas dinner to all the employees and just to keep them humble they served venison.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy
Harry Balzak hated telling people his name.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy One
And what to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer! Yep the acid had kicked in.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy Two
It would have helped if the Voice of the Resistance hadn't been so squeaky and annoying.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy Three
A December snowstorm stranded Karl far in a motel full of strippers with boundary issues. It was the best Christmas ever.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy Four
Doomsday Girl was alive! Captain Hero found it darn unnerving how often things like that happened in the superhero world.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy Five
Fighting in Harnett's Rebellion left Megan scarred and limping; the war left her a mercenary, her wounds left her cruel.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy Six
No matter where he went he smelled gravy.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy Seven
He never used hashtags because he wanted to live in a place where the Tweets have no name.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy Eight
“No one gets everything they want for Christmas because most people don't know what they really want.”
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Seventy Nine
Disagreements about how to coordinate the non-violent protest resulted in a fistfight.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty One
“Not many people can appreciate the subtle eroticism of wargaming, mostly because there isn't any.”
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty One
Hrothgar the Viking had lost his sword in a card game, his heart to a mermaid and his virginity to a centaur. All on the same day.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty Two
Not unlike small businesses most super hero teams fail within the first year.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty Three
“One thing's for sure,” she thought as her soul reached the deepest pit of Hell, “I have nowhere to go but up.”
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty Four
Most starships gained a unique odor during their 5-year missions, the Persea smelled like urine and sweetened breakfast cereal.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty Five
Doomsday Girl returned from the dead with renewed strength, purpose and, much to Captain Hero's delight, improved muscle control.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty Six
Judy had two talents magic and dirty limericks; she vowed someday to combine the two and conquer the world.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty Seven
Many people gained super powers from accidents but only the Amazing Flambe got his from mistakes made while deep frying a turkey.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty Eight
The Great Fashion Implosion was caused by someone wearing a Members Only Jacket and an Old Navy sweatshirt AT THE SAME TIME!
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Eighty Nine
Virtual reality technology allowed users to experience life as a large breasted woman and everyone loves First Person Hooters.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety
It wasn't the first time MightyWoman visited River City, but it was the last time she parked her car on the street.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety One
They were both ugly but when they made love it was a beautiful thing, unless you were watching.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety Two
The Executioner's equipment was paid for by a fee levied on the peasants. In other words all his axes came from taxes.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety Three
Super-villain Midnight Chicken rarely stayed in jail for long because all he ever managed to steal was a few bucks.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety Four
The terrorists emailed their demands but misuse of the spell-check feature led to confusion and tragedy.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety Five
Sure every guy wants two chicks at once, unless he's getting a full body cavity search from TSA screeners.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety Six
Jason Magwier didn't consider what he did cheating death, it was more like a drawn out game of Three Card Monte with destiny.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety Seven
He unleashed a torrent of obscenities and then demanded to speak to a supervisor. St. Peter just stared in amazement.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety Eight
The Internet made DragonCon obsolete save as a place for nerds to gather and breed like a pack of lust-frenzied cosplaying salmon.
5 Second Fiction Seven Hundred and Ninety Nine
“Kids grow up so darn fast.” he said with a tear in his eye. Maybe goat herding wasn't for him after all.
5 Second Fiction Eight Hundred
As he reflected on the past 800 days Captain Hero wondered to himself if it had all been worth it. Should he have quit his day job?
No comments:
Post a Comment