Thursday, March 28, 2013

WONDER WOMAN TRIFECTA PART ONE! "How Does the Porn Industry Do DC Movies Better than WB?"

From Topless Robot



This is Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman, from a forthcoming Axel Braun movie. A porn parody version of DC's top female superhero, who still has yet to get a big-budget film of her own.


Now, we can be honest and say that nobody expects Kane to have Helen Mirren-level thespian skills - but would you or would you not pay to see someone who looked like that flying an invisible jet, facing down the god of war and lassoing bad a movie without penetration?


Oh no. If DC does anything, it'll be a TV show in which she doesn't wear a costume anything like the one she's known for. Meanwhile, a pornographer's expensive fan fiction nabs all the horny nerd dollars...

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