5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and One
No superhero was sure if Doomsday Girl was wearing a risqué new costume or publicly flossing her labia.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Two
Bad enough he had been turned into a pillar of salt- worse yet someone had written on him 'I FOUGHT THE LORD AND THE LORD WON'
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Three
Every craft of the galactic fleet had a doomsday button that would instantly kill any officer crazy enough to use it.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Four
He lived in a world of shit but there was no denying his lawn had never looked better.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Five
It was the kind of order no police officer wanted to hear- “Arrest that dragon.”
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Six
And on that day Otto and Bob formed Task Force Palindrome. Wow. They even had a racecar.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Seven
Production on 'Mummies on Motorcycles' was shut down after the 3rd cast fatality.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Eight
Audra knew that Studying Quantum Theologics was just a double major in blasphemy.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Nine
Given the choice between monsters and witty people Zeth preferred monsters, they were less dangerous.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Ten
“Who was that masked man?” Beverly wondered as she pulled she bedsheets up over her sweaty, sated flesh.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Eleven
They say the secret is to never let them see you sweat, so spontaneous nosebleeds are out of the question.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twelve
They met on the field of honor but the cows had been through there. It was the messiest duel ever.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirteen
Windshield shattered, chassis torn to bits, he had been in such a hurry but not any more. Now he would wait alone.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Fourteen
He volunteered for a vasectomy and a lobotomy, it was the best choice for this economy.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Fifteen
The disease left her flesh peeling away in little strips. They were delicious.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Sixteen
One of Dracula's ancestors worked in adult films- he too was called 'Vlad the Impaler'
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Seventeen
“You must understand that the only difference between a reality show and religion is that in the end we all get voted off.”
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Eighteen
Unlike most dads Brian didn't care how many sleepovers his daughters had, after all that was how he had met his third wife.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Nineteen
Mario Krump's childhood heroes were slowly dying off, he was determined not to join them no matter what the cost.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty
In the end she left him because he was a slob. She took the kids but left him the ants.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty One
There is a rift between our reality and the Porniverse. Ironically that rift does not go both ways.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty Two
It turned out Satan had only been a cosmic temp- when the real guy showed up all Hell- literally- broke loose.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty Three
He caught his breath as he ran his hands over her bared breasts- those weren't pasties, those weren't pasties at all.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty Four
Captain Hero might have respected Amazing Ed more if his costume had been more than khakis, sandals and a cape.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty Five
The Cannibal Congressman's defense became his re-election slogan- “Lobbyists: The Other White Meat”
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty Six
He was the most inept lover she had ever had, somehow that intrigued her. Soon she fell in love, rugburns and all.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Seven
It was the 4th mummy that had shambled from its museum directly to New Orleans, perhaps drawn there by ragtime music.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty Eight
It was the one thing no paranormal investigator wanted to hear; "angry gay leprechauns"
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Twenty Nine
The fan forum for the TV show about a TV fan forum caused the Internet to collapse into a singularity of complaints and porn.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty
Once paper currency was replaced by erotic lithographs people started saving again.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty One
They cried havoc and let slip the dogs of war, followed quickly by the cats of hurtful language and budgies of ennui.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty Two
He had lost his soul to drugs and depravity but no one in Kartoon Kingdom even knew Magic Mallard had a problem.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty Three
Sobering up all he recalled was kissing a woman with a mustache. Then a pair of underpants was found in the manatee tank.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty Four
There are a million stories in the city, none currently involve shuffleboard.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty Five
Peaches the Pony was her wish come true! If only she hadn't made her wish at that cursed well.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty Six
She was so busy chasing her dreams that she trampled over his reality.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty Seven
Whoever thought it didn't hurt to just ask had never gone to Mr. Nelson for a raise after he'd had a bad golf game
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Thirty Eight
Everyone knew Captain Hero was conflicted about Doomsday Girl- men in spandex have no secrets.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Nine
The year they held GenCon at the Playboy mansion a lot of gamers failed their save vs. hyperventilation.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty
Several soulless cyborgs were sent to the past from the future, most became gym teachers.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty One
It seems like the iPhone app for Zeno's paradoxes will never get here.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty Two
Of all the positions in 'THE NERDS KARMA SUTRA' the Behind Meld is still illegal in some states.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty Three
Of all the positions in 'THE NERDS KARMA SUTRA' the Floating Jedi position is the most rewarding.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty Four
If there was one thing all super heroes understood it was that in a crisis the guy no one ever heard of dies first.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty Five
The villain in the first PETA-Approved horror film was called Pleatherface.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty Seven
War after war of succession was fought over the Kingdom, no one wanted to be in charge of the damn place.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty Six
Hrothgar was a barbarian spy with a license to cleave.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty Eight
Mass confusion erupted when the International League of Hypnotists blundered into the National Staring contest.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Forty Nine
The car ride took a million years subjective time and there was only one Van Morrison CD to listen to.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Fifty
Doomsday Girl's master plan involved a dirigible and some bungee cords. It failed.
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