5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty One
In space no one can hear you scream so it was inevitable that someday the karaoke Olympics would be held on the moon.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Two
"Foolish monster!" Fuego said, "You may be able to conceal your tiger claws and jaguar teeth but you can't hide your lion eyes!"
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Three
Jeff's first day of lockup might have been better if hadn't pointed out his cellmate's swastika prison tat was backwards.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Four
The starship Persea's crew met with an alien race that used vulgar language as a powersource. Negotiations with them were lively.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Five
No one should have been surprised when Joe Aardvark had killed both his aunts.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Six
The Red Parthenon woke their daemon-children and they in turn drove men to madness. The Apocalypse had been outsourced.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Seven
Amazing Ed became a costumed avenger late in life but the rough and tumble lifestyle helped keep his kidney stones manageable.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Eight
The only thing Audra hated more than the persecution of witches was witches with persecution complexes.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty Nine
All the guys visited the massage parlor for their 'Happy Endings', only a brave few opted for the 'Cathartic Finale'.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty
It wasn't that she was a hypochondriac it was just that every illness was one step closer to her last illness.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty One
Most of his adult life was spent collecting cats and memories, as he grew older he had a hard time keeping track of both.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Two
Daisy reeled at the news- her husband to be had run off with the caterer. She sure as Hell put a stop payment on that check.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Three
The police chased his car for almost an hour. He wouldn't stop until he reached the end of the audiobook.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Four
Finally at age 40 Sherrie realized why bad things happened to good people. God was too busy folding laundry.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Five
Time travel led to the discovery of parallel universes- which was a boon to swingers clubs. The term do-over gained new meaning.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Six
Gary had almost talked his way out of the speeding ticket when the patrolwoman realized he was staring at her mustache.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Seven
“It's not that I want the Albany division to perform better,” Bob said, “I just want to be able to do a half-assed job too.”
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Eight
The longer she drove the stranger the landscape became and while the voices on the radio became more familiar.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixty Nine
Working nights for meager pay in a bad neighborhood sure wasn't Cal's dream come true- but being a DJ in a strip club was.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy
It was his life's dream to become a cagefighter but he started small by getting into shoving matches in gazebos.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy One
They named the kitten 'Nacho' because he was pretty crunchy.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy Two
Captain Hero had a hard time fighting Doomsday Girl- her costume was so sheer her could see her apocanips.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy Three
Professor Lindquist only became a mad scientist because he had a thing for hunchbacked women.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy Four
In a bold move Hollywood studios began to remake movies that were still in post production
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy Five
His youth was an endless summer but middle age became a perpetual fall.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy Six
By combining time machine technology with her snooze alarm she overslept every day but was never late for work again.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy Seven
He'd been through the desert on a horse with no name- it was a rental.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy Eight
Alone in the restroom Psychotic Kid fashioned crude armor out of duct tape and feminine napkins. The element of surprise was his.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventy Nine
“I've got too much on my mind right now.” he said.
Zeth pointed a pistol at his temple, “Then maybe this will clear your head.”
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty
That night at the drive in, he fumbled for her breast only to catch her nipple in his watchband. There was no second feature.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty One
It was a world where the 1970's never ended and Cleopatra Apocalypse was its savior.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty Two
Stan wanted to create a cult of followers but an error at the printers ended up encouraging people to worship Satan instead.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty Three
Jim found that while being a lobbyist didn't give instant access to coke and whores it did offer a substantial discount.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty Four
Zuntar came to Earth to end all strife, 100 years later war broke out over whether he had been left handed or right handed.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty Five
No one wants to hear fiendish laughter in the dentists' office.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty Six
Future archaeologists would find Disneyland to be a complex tomb filled with deathtraps and shoddy souvenirs.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty Seven
Then he realized that for men the childbirth was like warfare- long periods of boredom punctuated by moments of terror.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty Eight
He understood that the female contortionist had the hots for him but he still couldn't wrap his head around it.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighty Nine
Fuego cornered Megaton Minotaur in a china shop. This, he realized, was going to get very ugly very fast.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety
All Gary wanted for his birthday was a lap dance- to his horror Aunt Gladys found out and was more than willing to comply.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety One
Grandpa died as he lived- screaming at Grandma to shut up.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety Two
“I don't care what Amazing Ed thinks.” Captain Hero said, “Excessive nose hair is not a super power.”
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety Three
Stirring gently he reached across the bed his hand settling on soft warmth. The dog had pooped on the bed again.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety Four
Since Sam could sleep through anything, so there was a clear case on his nightstand that read 'IN CASE OF RAPTURE BREAK GLASS'.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety Five
As far as Agent Krump was concerned having your gout inflamed by bad takeout food was an injury in the line of duty.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety Six
If it was going to be just a standard employee meeting then why was the room soundproofed? And why was there plastic on the walls?
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety Seven
A sickly few vampires had pledged to never feed but like all abstinence pledges it only led to frustration and bloodshed.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety Eight
The shadows twisted with shapes familiar and unreal, she kept the covers drawn up to her chin praying for dawn.
5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ninety Nine
David stayed close to the girls and they were glad of his company- even more so because he had taken a vow of silence.
5 Second Fiction Two Hundred
The dark bikini offset Erin's pale skin perfectly, but it was still the weirdest open casket funeral anyone had seen.
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