5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and One
There's nothing worse than when a coprophiliac gets involved in a smear campaign.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Two
In an ironic twist of fate Rich's wedding album ended up doubling as several people's last known photographs.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Three
Jeff found that prison was a lot like high school except with slightly more sodomy.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Four
He tried to hide from the police in a bowling alley, he would have gotten away if he hadn't stopped to rent shoes.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Five
He worked as a parking attendant, it was his lot in life.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Six
While Abner Deggent couldn't prove the existence of the Legion of Evil Librarians but there were whispers everywhere.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Seven
Lorelei had been tortured before but none of it was as bad as when her mother tried to have the talk about the birds and the bees.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Eight
Magwier knew they were hot on the trail of the eldrich beast when they started finding deposits of non-Euclidean scat.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Nine
They were crazy in love; actually she was just crazy but he didn't find out until after she painted his toenails and hid his shoes.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Ten
Someone was turning River City's Qwick Stop stores into giant robots and Captain Hero didn't think that was very convenient at all.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Eleven
She became the manager of the cookie factory once they realized she was someone they could rely upon when the chips were down.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twelve
Rusty Johnson tried to save the day but Killjoy's pack of trained toothless pit bulls gummed up everything.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirteen
After a certain age your idea of afternoon delight becomes a long nap.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen
Karl joined the book club once he heard they were studying OF HUMAN BONDAGE. Once he started reading it he felt ripped off.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifteen
The thieves hid from Hrothgar the viking in the one place he couldn't go- the Wal Mart. Once again he cursed the restraining order.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixteen
As part of his mad plan Killjoy used obese men in water soluble bathing suits to clear the beaches.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventeen
He used his fortune to send his sons to business school; his sons used what they learned in business school to steal his fortune.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighteen
The river overflowed and swept up the Girls Gone Wild bus in its wake causing flash floods everywhere.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Nineteen
He liked to refer to himself as 'the loyal opposition' but he never did when his wife was in earshot.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty
After the explosion at the dildo factory it wasn't exactly raining men but for some folks it was close enough.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty One
The cook hated using equipment that wasn't from his home state; he wished they all could be California grills.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Two
Karl liked to take credit for inspiring the Suicide Girls because most women said they would rather die than sleep with him.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Three
The Local Heroes faced their deadliest challenge, a dinosaur with rabies. Amazing Ed paused to get a photo for his scrapbook.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Five
Little is known about Jesus' childhood friend Stinky of Nazareth.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Six
Zeth discovered that the secret of the wax museum was not murders but that they were sculpting their statues out of human earwax.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Seven
The villains tried to imprison him not knowing you should never try to put Amoeba Man in a single cell.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Eight
He clarified that when he had bitten the inside of his cheek but he hadn't meant his mouth. The doctor had to excuse himself.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Nine
No one ever realized the only prayer God paid attention to was the Hokey Pokey. I guess that really is what it's all about.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty
She was leaving on a jet plane- assuming she could get through security, afford to check her luggage and there wasn't a volcano
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty One
He loved watching movies of women inhaling powdered tobacco but snuff films are hard to come by.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Two
No one knew the head of the bomb disposal unit didn't know how to set up his blue ray player.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Three
Many were turned off by the sheer number of hairy warts on her neck but it was a positive boon to her career as a vampire hunter.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Four
The collapse of civilization wasn't caused by the remake 'Casablanca' starring the cast of 'the Jersey Shore' but it didn't help.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Five
The warriors of the tribe beat Abner Deggent with fistfuls of mangoes, it gave a new meaning to the term 'fruit punch'.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Six
"Trick the vampires into fighting the zombies?" Lorelei said, "That's so creepy it just might work!"
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Seven
In a dark and cruel future THE WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA trophy can only be won via combat to the death.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Eight
Once the natives killed their prisoners with molten gold, but hard times left them lowering Abner Deggent really hot porridge.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Nine
After a few hours they gave up on the food ever arriving, but that's what happens when you order from Godot's Pizzeria.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty
"I've encountered Dracula and the Frankenstein monster," Magwier said, "but all the do is bitch about being in the public domain."
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty One
Amazing Ed squared off against the Die-Cleaner in a busy Laundromat, this was a fight to the finish- they were starch -enemies.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Two
As far as Amoeba Man was concerned a costumed crime-fighter had to right to complain that his faithful butler was a transvestite.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Three
She explained that her investigations would take her from one seedy bar to the next, but in reality she had a drinking problem.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Four
In the Catholic version of chess the Bishops move priests around the board until they get cornered.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Five
The massage feature for the recliner is a little more expensive, the happy ending feature for the massage is a LOT more expensive.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Six
No one in the Legion Of Protectors knew that Dr. Mystical liked to let his homunculus play under his robes.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Seven
The commandant of the prison camp tried to crush Lt. Marvin's spirit but Lt. Marvin's marriage had left his spirit pre-crushed.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Eight
The Maven awoke tied down and in the path of a killer Zamboni. She felt her blood turn to ice.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Nine
There was a generation of super heroes that narrated their lives in a film noir style. Captain Hero blamed it all on Frank Miller.
5 Second Fiction One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty
The villainous Gobbleslob turned his competitive eating skills into a super power. No buffet was safe.
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