5 Second Fiction One Hundred And One Through One Hundred And Fifty

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and One

Mel talked his wife and her friend into dinner and a threesome. While he was getting ready they left without him.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Two

Whenever she heard something stupid Mary couldn't help but roll her eyes, her tenure on the board of directors was brief.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Three

In a quiet corner of the party she pressed close to him. He slipped off her glasses, threw them in the aquarium and escaped.

5 Second Ficton One Hundred and Four

He started seeing a psychologist to try and put an end to his womanizing ways. If only she hadn't been so hot.

5 Second Ficton One Hundred and Five

While many had tried to combine the arts of ballet and monster trucking no one could ever afford the insurance.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Six

Agent Krump laughed when his captors force fed him homemade burritos, and stopped when they wouldn't let him use the bathroom.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seven

Captain Hero insisted, the new guy could call himself Amazing Ed, or Incredible Ed but Special Ed was out of the question.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eight

That night Magwier sent Lorelei out to buy cocoa, she came back with a tattoo. Their relationship had communication issues.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Nine

She slit him open from belly to ribs, reached in and took hold of his beating heart. They had never known such intimacy.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Ten

It was a fear of heights that drove Kathy to try skydiving; it was an inability to follow instructions that killed her.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eleven

Alex was thrilled to be taken aboard the alien craft, that ended when he learned of their human-sasquatch breeding program.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twelve

The traps of the MurderMaze were no match for Psychotic Kid, then he reached the part where he had to spell 'Chrysanthemum'

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirteen

Special Agent Krump hated working with the Troy police, especially the guy that kept text messaging during stakeouts.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fourteen

Vito 'the Icepick' didn't think that Hit Men should offer a low price guarantee but the marketplace was so competitive now.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifteen

Of all the monsters that attacked Japan, Phlegmra was the most disgusting.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Sixteen

Soft lighting, soft music, they leaned back on the couch, kissing slowly. For a while they both forgot this was goodbye.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Seventeen

Amazing Ed was weeping and curled into a ball. Captain Hero shook his head, “Didn't I tell you to wear a cup?”

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Eighteen

At long last Clawface's yearly slaughter of campers came to an end. Girl Scout Troop 1667 was not to be fucked with.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Nineteen

He turned his action film directorial sensibilities to the field of erotica and was promptly arrested.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty

The hospice, the funeral, the wake... None of it felt real until the night she realized he had no one to argue with.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty One

The virus left her with flatulence that sounded just like the first ten seconds of Van Halen’s 'Hot for Teacher'.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Two

The Warlords of Beta Pictoris teleported their advance guard into the midst of Gen-Con. All plans of invasion were scrapped.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Three

Once it was discovered that the he had been nude under the mascot suit counseling was made available to the cheerleaders.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Four

After the sixth mysterious editor fatality all hope for a Cliff's Notes for the Necromonicon were abandoned.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Five

The invention of the time machine was quickly followed by an escalating backwards series of patent lawsuits.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Six

They called this super-villain Overkill, mostly because he used power armor to rob fast food restaurants

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty-Seven

Lions and tigers and bears- it was the strangest buffet ever.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Eight

During year one of the starship Persea's journey arguments over which Gilbert and Sullivan musical was best led to riots.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Twenty Nine

"I had sex with a vampire once," he confessed, "she just laid there..."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty

She had hoped a night with a movie star would be her life's main feature but it was all just another selected short.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty One

"I killed a vampire once," JT bragged. "At least I think it was a vampire... I mean he was wearing a cape..."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Two

"I'm a private eye and a gynecologist. I didn't know what Mother Superior wanted from me but I knew I wasn't gonna like it."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Three

The Dolby virus was either fatal or it left you with the hairstyle you had in the 80's. The living envied the dead.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Four

No time traveller ever used the technology to become their own grandfather but it was a popular prank to play on friends.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Five

The accident left her aware of the things that slithered through the spaces between. Every glimpse was a blasphemy.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Six

Agent Krump bristled, "She's turning into a wild eyed sociopath!”

Agent Quinn corrected, "The term now is bridezilla."

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Seven

A tear in reality dropped a group of civil war reenactors into the midst of a

renaissance fair. Chaos ensued.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Eight

It was a town where hard liquor was cheap and soft water was mandatory.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Thirty Nine

He survived war, hunger and cancer. At 90 years old he bought his first computer and Windows Vista was the death of him.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty

Research found that dinosaurs had advanced technology but were too obsessed with social networking sites to avert their doom.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty One

In the end the only real difference between SpaceFleet Academy and the School of Wizardry was the snugness of the uniforms.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Two

He sent her a series of highly erotic text messages, if only she hadn't loaned her cell phone to her mother that day.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Three

He fell from the window into an industrial shredder. A crowd gathered around the remains. Someone asked, "Is he dead?"

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Four

After all this time it was revealed- Rumpelstiltskin had simply been trying to form a boy band.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Five

Matt Moran of the space patrol defeated the hairy squids from Planet X but everyone still mispelled his name as 'Moron'.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Six

Once again the Brotherhood of Virtue saved the kindgom. With the princess restored to the throne, the embezzling continued.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Seven

The worldwide crisis brought out heroes of science and magic. Captain Hero just stood there, hands on his utility belt.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Eight

She had never intended to join the ranks of the undead but she had never been a morning person anyway.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Forty Nine

Even as he bled out Marty appreciated the irony that the Kevin Bacon zombie had torn his foot loose.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred and Fifty

At long last Gary waded out onto the dance floor and tried all the moves he had dreamed about. Sometimes dreams are better.

5 Second Fiction Fifty One Through One Hundred

5 Second Fiction Fifty One

Andrea had never intended to become a serial killer but Sunday afternoons in Utica were just so damn boring...

5 Second Fiction Fifty Two

The only thing that saved mankind from the blasphemous spawn of the stars was their mind bendingly poor sense of direction.

5 Second Fiction Fifty Three

Karl stayed away from hookers that promised to "love him long time", it was too intimidating.

5 Second Fiction Fifty Four

George found being able to transform into a burly Viking advantageous in a fight but disastrous during a job interview.

5 Second Fiction Fifty Five

Lorelei stood at the fountain, staring down through the water to the piles of bones. Of all the places to drop your keys...

5 Second Fiction Fifty Six

For Gary going crazy felt just like falling in love and he didn't want to be medicated for either.

5 Second Fiction Fifty Seven

Captain Hero felt that the only thing worse than a mad scientist was passive aggressive one.

5 Second Fiction Fifty Eight

Mario Krump wondered to himself if he would ever blunder upon a group of attractive cultists engaging in orgiastic rites.

5 Second Fiction Fifty Nine

Magwier was not clairvoyant, he just remembered things that might happen. It made him terrible at chess but good at poker.

5 Second Fiction Sixty

"There is this guy I met. He the most clueless, helpless person I ever met." Audra looked down at her shoes, "I miss him."

5 Second Fiction Sixty One

Bloodthirsty dachshunds surrounded Captain Hero and his sidekick. He shouted "Only submissive urination can save us now!"

5 Second Fiction Sixty Two

Lorelei was in an existential funk, so naturally she dyed her hair a shade of burgundy.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Three

He hated being a jester but loved the curly shoes.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Four

"Great power," Captain Hero said, "is great responsibility." Psychotic Kid replied, "We can be completely irresponsible!"

5 Second Fiction Sixty Five

Agent Krump compiled the statistics; the number of serial killers working in the tech support field was staggering.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Six

A tragic error during the parade left the authorities searching through the remains of floats and band instruments.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Seven

His name was Bazooka Jim and he was the least subtle hitman ever. He was also wanted for copyright infringement

5 Second Fiction Sixty Eight

Her kisses were cold and wet, like a bus station toilet seat in wintertime.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Nine

Special Agent Krump never read Edgar Allen Poe so when the trained orangutan attacked he had no frame of reference.

5 Second Fiction Seventy

"The world could be unmade by Angels or Devils," Magwier explained, "But at least the Devils won't say 'I told you so'"

5 Second Fiction Seventy One

Crime fighting luchador Fuego knew no fear because his secret identity was a substitute teacher.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Two

He roared,” I am the chosen of Kressor, the blade that cleaves worlds!" Mario Krump frowned, "That's not what your blog says."

5 Second Fiction Seventy Three

...but it was all just a dream. He wasn't an accountant- he was the Pendaroth gold eyed messiah of the Verge. How he wept.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Four

The damn vampires are everywhere!" Lorelei said, "It's like an orgy of bad posture and crushed velvet."

5 Second Fiction Seventy Five

There were too many superheroes and too few supervillains. Most evil madmen kept to themselves now, or worked in marketing.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Six

Zeth slipped and fell to the pavement. He thought to himself that if the mobsters didn't kill him these new shoes would.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Seven

"My faith gives me strength." Fuego explained to Captain Hero, "The sweet baby Jesus, he has a headlock on my soul."

5 Second Fiction Seventy Eight

It wasn't that he had an eating disorder, it was just that the sight of half-digested food fascinated him.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Nine

By the time he was close enough for her to see he was covered with tics it was already too late.

5 Second Fiction Eighty

Renovations on the old house were going smoothly; walls knocked out, flooring pulled up. That night the shadmocks escaped...

5 Second Fiction Eighty One

Joe vowed to get a new agent when he landed a role in a groin punching fetish video. If only he had read the script first...

5 Second Fiction Eighty Two

And once again Captain Hero had to explain to his sidekick it was their duty to capture villains not strip search them.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Three

There was no stopping Fuego but then he heard the phrase every superhero dreaded, "Ninjas with bulldozers."

5 Second Fiction Eighty Four

He said goodbye but she didn't listen, that had been the problem all along.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Five

He had two options- he could shoot his way out or hide in a time-share seminar. Zeth was glad he brought extra ammo.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Six

Magwier didn't want to dignify his execution with a final statement but he hated not getting in the last word.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Seven

Over the course of her freshman year Audra made enemies among students, faculty and, surprisingly enough, the Chinese mafia.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Eight

Lord Evernight dropped onto his prey, leaving them wide-eyed. These were the moments he wished would last forever.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Nine

The Denny's manager had a real problem with the way Brett cleaned the ladies room. Mostly because he didn't work there.

5 Second Fiction Ninety

They had the makings of a great super hero team but sadly all the good names were already under copyright.

5 Second Fiction Ninety One

He learned that not only was pro wrestling real but it was also how the nations of the world secretly resolved disputes.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Two

The question that haunted Agent Krump was why would gunfights erupt between gangs of Cryptozoologists and Furries?

5 Second Fiction Ninety Three

Possessed of an apocalyptic vision he built an ark in record time. When it started to snow his screams scared the animals.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Four

She left him overcome with passion. He left her wondering if she'd made a mistake.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Five

Of all his wife's birthmarks it was the one that resembled Elvis that disturbed Cliff the most. It seemed to stare at him.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Six

At first he hadn't been sure about wearing a cape but after his first spandex malfunction Captain Hero was glad of it

5 Second Fiction Ninety Seven

Psychotic Kid defended patriotism in a ninja costume made from an actual flag. If you mentioned the irony you got punched.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Eight

For Matrim revenge was easy, knowing when to stop wasn't a skill he ever bothered to learn.

5 Second Fiction Ninety Nine

He knew dozens of ways to take down an enemy; unfortunately none of them involved those little Styrofoam packing noodles.

5 Second Fiction One Hundred

The hot date ended when maggot-ridden zombies surrounded the car. They could see parasites by the dashboard light.