Saturday, March 8, 2014
Friday, March 7, 2014
The following photo was taken within moments of my realization that my pet bird was masturbating on my shoulder...
We haven't been able to make eye contact since...
Thursday, March 6, 2014
5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Five
Microsoft's Bob and Burger King's Herb are still out there and one day they will have revenge on us all.
5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Four
Gladys broke up with Tim after he emailed her that file. She'd warned him to keep their relationship causal- no attachments.
5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Ninety Three
The real secret to Johnny Appelseed's success was the way he exploited his core competencies.
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