I killed 'em. Absolutely slayed 'em. All except for one guy in the back. I don't know what his problem was, but no matter what I said, no matter how many people laughed--and I don't want to break my shoulder by patting myself on the back, but it was most of them--this guy heckled the heck (har, har) out of me...
Everyone wants to be the hero of their own story, and in doing so they inevitably make themselves of villain of someone else's."
Tired of being henpecked, he told his wife exactly what he thought of her. In a letter. That he kept in his safety deposit box.
In a world awash with unfortunate names most agreed that Regeana Dentata got a raw deal.
The submarine was deep in enemy waters when dysentery struck, leaving the crew with no option but to go to silent running.
Trying to get famous via the Internet is like waiting to be abducted by horny lingerie models. You better have a plan B.
