The Wit And Weirdness Of Al Bruno III

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Agent Krump laughed when his captors force fed him homemade burritos, stopped when they wouldn't let him use the bathroom.

While many had tried to combine the arts of ballet and monster trucking no one could ever afford the insurance.

Brother Bill's wonderful blog THE HAUNTED CLOSET had a post about a book I had for most of my childhood called HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR MONSTER.

This really takes me back to the days of the SCHOLASTIC BOOK CLUB and DYNAMITE MAGAZINE.

If you want to see more stop by The Haunted Closet.

He started seeing a psychologist to try and put an end to his womanizing ways. If only she hadn't been so hot.

In a quiet corner of the party she pressed close to him. He slipped off her glasses, threw them in the aquarium and escaped.

Whenever she heard something stupid Mary couldn't help but roll her eyes, her tenure on the board of directors was brief.

Mel talked his wife and her friend into dinner out and then a threesome. While he was getting ready they left without him.