The woman, who has been dubbed the "buxom bandit" by police, entered the Arundel service station around 12:30 AM and headed for the cash register. Hoping her pronounced cleavage would distract the CCTV camera away from her clearly visible face, the woman proceeded to threaten the attendant with a knife and demand money...
A LONDON woman is recovering after her breast implant was ruptured during a game of paintball - the first time such an injury is believed to have occurred in Britain. The woman's bizarre injury, suffered last weekend, caused UK Paintball - which operates more than 50 facilities throughout the UK - to insist that women with breast enhancements now wear extra chest protection, the Croydon Guardian reported...
First we have Hellen Mirren...
Then we have Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs
Truly we live in the best of times
-I regret the lack of screen-caps for this review, 'cause man, there would have been some doozies. But my computer simply refused to play this DVD for some reason (perhaps plain ol' fashioned good judgment? I dunno)... anyway, just take my word for it... It goes a little something like this...
Some random old biddy gets herself all stabbed up by a mysterious, kitchen knife-wielding assailant while hanging her laundry out to dry. "I said use fabric softener sheets next time, bitch!!" Stabstabstabstab...
sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
John Phillip Law engages in tepid intercourse with some broad who has a superbly-crafted fake chest.
sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex...
(something makes me want to buy this DVD... two somethings in fact)
