5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Seventy Nine

After being struck by lightning Count Dracula had a near-life experience.

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Fifty Six

The Norwegian stuntman's body was blown to pieces. As it splattered gorily onto the audience someone cried out “It's raining Sven!

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Fifty Two

No one thought the misprinted cards would sell but it turned out that a lot of people wanted to tell someone to “Pee my Valentine.”

5 Second Fiction Two Thousand and Forty Five

Upper management was always on the lookout for ambitious, clever employees so they could immediately fire them.