The Wit And Weirdness Of Al Bruno III: This is GLORIOUS!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

This is GLORIOUS!

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Strother</a></cite><span class="icon user "></span><span class="datetime secondary-text"><a rel="nofollow" href="http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/02/this-is-glorious.html?showComment=1296933812707#c4126413591145831192">February 5, 2011 at 2:23 PM</a></span></div><p class="comment-content">That was a riot.<br>~jon</p><span class="comment-actions secondary-text"><a class="comment-reply" target="_self" data-comment-id="4126413591145831192">Reply</a><span class="item-control blog-admin blog-admin pid-30101729"><a target="_self" href="https://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=4126413591145831192">Delete</a></span></span></div><div class="comment-replies"><div id="c4126413591145831192-rt" class="comment-thread inline-thread hidden"><span class="thread-toggle thread-expanded"><span class="thread-arrow"></span><span class="thread-count"><a target="_self">Replies</a></span></span><ol id="c4126413591145831192-ra" class="thread-chrome thread-expanded"><div></div><div id="c4126413591145831192-continue" class="continue"><a class="comment-reply" target="_self" data-comment-id="4126413591145831192">Reply</a></div></ol></div></div><div class="comment-replybox-single" id="c4126413591145831192-ce"></div></li></ol><div id="top-continue" class="continue"><a class="comment-reply" target="_self">Add comment</a></div><div class="comment-replybox-thread" id="top-ce"></div><div class="loadmore hidden" data-post-id="1147605281816676572"><a target="_self">Load more...</a></div></div> </div> </div> <p class='comment-footer'> <div class='comment-form'> <a name='comment-form'></a> <p> </p> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/comment/frame/8913009842235805193?po=1147605281816676572&hl=en' id='comment-editor-src'></a> <iframe allowtransparency='true' class='blogger-iframe-colorize blogger-comment-from-post' frameborder='0' height='410px' id='comment-editor' name='comment-editor' src='' width='100%'>