(Insane News) "Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight"
According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect...
Wow, I might want to stop putting my finger in people's butt cracks!
ReplyDelete