Wow. Talk about a pair of hardened criminals!

Vibrating condom, energy drink stolen
http://columbian.com/article/20090206/NEWS02/902069991



I shudder to think about the episode of CSI Miami this will inspire.


"All that's missing from the crime scene is an energy drink and a vibrating condom. What do we tell the press?"

"Tell them..." Horatio Caine put on his sunglasses, "...we've got it covered."

YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!