The Wit and Weirdness of Al Bruno III: 10/30/11

Thursday, November 3, 2011

A writing break or a broken brain...

I am not sure why... maybe I exhausted myself with my Halloween stories and postings. Maybe getting the new serial novel read did me in. All I know is that I can't get anything remotely creative to happen in the old brain.

So here's what's gonna happen. There will be no FridayFlash posting or Monday installment of PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES. Then on Wensday I will get the serial novel started and rev up the left side of my brain again.

That should give me enough time to replenish whatever it is I'm missing.

The insane, geeky and sexy news postings will continue if something strikes my fancy.

See you all on Wednsday!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

(Recommended Hotness) Fay Daniels looks positively embraceable.

From THE DARING MISS DANIELS (NSFW)

(Insane News) Cow Urine Soda - an idea whose time has come.

</p> <p style='text-align: center; '>  </p> <p> <a href='http://www.buzzfeed.com/uzoo/cow-urine-soda-4bbn'>Story found via BUZZFEED</a></p> </div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <script charset='utf-8' src='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/blogspot/uSBc?i=http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/insane-news-cow-urine-soda-idea-whose.html' type='text/javascript'></script> <div> <p><span id='footer-buttons'> </span></p> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'><span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn'>Al Bruno III</span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/insane-news-cow-urine-soda-idea-whose.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' title='2011-11-02T16:17:00-04:00'>11/02/2011 04:17:00 PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> <a class='comment-link' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/insane-news-cow-urine-soda-idea-whose.html#comment-form' onclick=''>0 comments</a> </span> <span class='post-icons'> <span class='item-action'> <a href='http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=8764029363483348374' title='Email Post'> <img alt='' class='icon-action' height='13' src='http://www.blogger.com/img/icon18_email.gif' width='18'/> </a> </span> <span class='item-control blog-admin pid-1534746680'> <a href='http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=8764029363483348374&from=pencil' title='Edit Post'> <img alt='' class='icon-action' height='18' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/icon18_edit_allbkg.gif' width='18'/> </a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'><span class='post-labels'> Labels: <a href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/search/label/insane%20news' rel='tag'>insane news</a>, <a href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/search/label/WTF' rel='tag'>WTF</a> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'><span class='reaction-buttons'> <table border='0' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%'><tr> <td class='reactions-label-cell' nowrap='nowrap' valign='top' width='1%'> <span class='reactions-label'> Reactions:</span> </td> <td><iframe allowtransparency='true' class='reactions-iframe' frameborder='0' name='reactions' scrolling='no' src='http://www.blogger.com/blog-post-reactions.g?options=%5BThat+was+great!,+Ok.,+Thanks+but+no+thanks.%5D&textColor=%23333333#http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/insane-news-cow-urine-soda-idea-whose.html'>

Drugs! Murder! Prostitution! Nuns! Watch the short (and NSFW) film 'THY KILL BE DONE'!

Film by Greg Hanson & Casey Regan

</p> <p style='text-align: center; '>  </p> <p> <a href='http://twitchfilm.com/news/2011/11/watch-nunsploitation-short-thy-kill-be-done.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TwitchEverything+%28Twitch%3A+Everything%29'>found via TWITCHFILM</a></p> </div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <script charset='utf-8' src='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/blogspot/uSBc?i=http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/drugs-murder-prostitution-nuns-watch.html' type='text/javascript'></script> <div> <p><span id='footer-buttons'> </span></p> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'><span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn'>Al Bruno III</span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/drugs-murder-prostitution-nuns-watch.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' title='2011-11-02T16:14:00-04:00'>11/02/2011 04:14:00 PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> <a class='comment-link' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/drugs-murder-prostitution-nuns-watch.html#comment-form' onclick=''>0 comments</a> </span> <span class='post-icons'> <span class='item-action'> <a href='http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=2117209398552093359' title='Email Post'> <img alt='' class='icon-action' height='13' src='http://www.blogger.com/img/icon18_email.gif' width='18'/> </a> </span> <span class='item-control blog-admin pid-1534746680'> <a href='http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=2117209398552093359&from=pencil' title='Edit Post'> <img alt='' class='icon-action' height='18' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/icon18_edit_allbkg.gif' width='18'/> </a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'><span class='post-labels'> Labels: <a href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/search/label/lovable%20links' rel='tag'>lovable links</a>, <a href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/search/label/short%20film' rel='tag'>short film</a> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'><span class='reaction-buttons'> <table border='0' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%'><tr> <td class='reactions-label-cell' nowrap='nowrap' valign='top' width='1%'> <span class='reactions-label'> Reactions:</span> </td> <td><iframe allowtransparency='true' class='reactions-iframe' frameborder='0' name='reactions' scrolling='no' src='http://www.blogger.com/blog-post-reactions.g?options=%5BThat+was+great!,+Ok.,+Thanks+but+no+thanks.%5D&textColor=%23333333#http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/drugs-murder-prostitution-nuns-watch.html'>

One week until my new serial novel starts- there is still time to vote on the title.

You can vote over on the top righthand side of the blog...

And in case you haven't heard about my serial novel yet;

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“What if you could do anything you wanted?”

Sixteen year-old Tristam Bloom is having the worst year of his life. He’s on probation, he’s the laughingstock of the school and his girlfriend wants nothing to do with him. To top it all off he now has to eat lunch with the nerdy kids he spent all of last year tormenting.

“What if no one could stop you?”

But Tristam has a secret; a doorway has opened in his mind allowing him access to unimaginable secrets and impossible worlds. Every night the power grows stronger and soon he finds that he can devour ghosts and turn his adversaries own minds against them.

“What would you do? What wouldn’t you do?”

With a power like his Tristam finds that revenge comes easily but he doesn’t realize that now that just as he’s glimpsed the shadowy world existing alongside our own, the denizens of that world have seen him. Tristam finds himself trapped in the wake of a nightmare that has been waiting thirty-five years for an opportunity to rise. ..

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The choice for the title is either

IN BLOOM

THE COLD INSIDE

Vote now!

Italics?

Some of you may have noticed that my menu bar over on the right has suddenly shifted into italics.

I have no idea why this happened but I hope you like it.

Heh...

(A complete anthology of online stories) IN THIS TWILIGHT- tales of lost gods and fragile transformations

This collection of 13 stories transports you to a world where both dreams and monsters lurk in the shadows, where love and forgotten rituals fight for control of the human heart, and where the madness of eternity can be glimpsed in a single segmented eye...

PROLOGUE: Chad's Oracles

The Fat Guy Gets The Girl

Pass It On, It’ll Make Your Skin Crawl

Futterman's Apotheosis

Canadian Girlfriend

A Vision For The Future

The Mask Collector

EPILOGUE: More Than Rain

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

These suave f*ckers come to us from PLAID STALLIONS.

wardrobe tips come to us from PLAID STALLIONS

I would love to have been invited to this Halloween party... so would most DOCTOR WHO fans I imagine.

</p> <p>  </p> <p> <a href='http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/11/doctor-who-halloween-super-freak-2011.html'>From Life, Doctor Who & Combom</a></p> </div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <script charset='utf-8' src='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/blogspot/uSBc?i=http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-would-love-to-have-been-invited-to.html' type='text/javascript'></script> <div> <p><span id='footer-buttons'> </span></p> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'><span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn'>Al Bruno III</span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-would-love-to-have-been-invited-to.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' title='2011-11-01T16:48:00-04:00'>11/01/2011 04:48:00 PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> <a class='comment-link' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-would-love-to-have-been-invited-to.html#comment-form' onclick=''>0 comments</a> </span> <span class='post-icons'> <span class='item-action'> <a href='http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=1070866006324711236' title='Email Post'> <img alt='' class='icon-action' height='13' src='http://www.blogger.com/img/icon18_email.gif' width='18'/> </a> </span> <span class='item-control blog-admin pid-1534746680'> <a href='http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=1070866006324711236&from=pencil' title='Edit Post'> <img alt='' class='icon-action' height='18' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/icon18_edit_allbkg.gif' width='18'/> </a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'><span class='post-labels'> Labels: <a href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/search/label/Doctor%20Who' rel='tag'>Doctor Who</a>, <a href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/search/label/WTF' rel='tag'>WTF</a> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'><span class='reaction-buttons'> <table border='0' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%'><tr> <td class='reactions-label-cell' nowrap='nowrap' valign='top' width='1%'> <span class='reactions-label'> Reactions:</span> </td> <td><iframe allowtransparency='true' class='reactions-iframe' frameborder='0' name='reactions' scrolling='no' src='http://www.blogger.com/blog-post-reactions.g?options=%5BThat+was+great!,+Ok.,+Thanks+but+no+thanks.%5D&textColor=%23333333#http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-would-love-to-have-been-invited-to.html'>

The latest OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS confuses me deeply.

From OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS

It's Donald Trump vs Jon Stewart! (My money's on Jon...)

The Daily Show
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</p> <p>  </p> <p>  </p> <p> Uhm... I don't see the racism... I do see one HELL of a combover!</p> </div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <script charset='utf-8' src='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/blogspot/uSBc?i=http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/it-donald-trump-vs-jon-stewart-my-money.html' type='text/javascript'></script> <div> <p><span id='footer-buttons'> </span></p> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'><span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn'>Al Bruno III</span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/it-donald-trump-vs-jon-stewart-my-money.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' title='2011-11-01T16:34:00-04:00'>11/01/2011 04:34:00 PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> <a class='comment-link' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/it-donald-trump-vs-jon-stewart-my-money.html#comment-form' onclick=''>0 comments</a> </span> <span class='post-icons'> <span class='item-action'> <a href='http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=6641241393957672156' title='Email Post'> <img alt='' class='icon-action' height='13' src='http://www.blogger.com/img/icon18_email.gif' width='18'/> </a> </span> <span class='item-control blog-admin pid-1534746680'> <a href='http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=8913009842235805193&postID=6641241393957672156&from=pencil' title='Edit Post'> <img alt='' class='icon-action' height='18' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/icon18_edit_allbkg.gif' width='18'/> </a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'><span class='post-labels'> Labels: <a href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/search/label/lovable%20links' rel='tag'>lovable links</a>, <a href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/search/label/news' rel='tag'>news</a> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'><span class='reaction-buttons'> <table border='0' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%'><tr> <td class='reactions-label-cell' nowrap='nowrap' valign='top' width='1%'> <span class='reactions-label'> Reactions:</span> </td> <td><iframe allowtransparency='true' class='reactions-iframe' frameborder='0' name='reactions' scrolling='no' src='http://www.blogger.com/blog-post-reactions.g?options=%5BThat+was+great!,+Ok.,+Thanks+but+no+thanks.%5D&textColor=%23333333#http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/11/it-donald-trump-vs-jon-stewart-my-money.html'>

Halloween 2011 Post-Mortem

My daughter is 11 now and most of her friends felt they were too old to go trick or treating anymore. My kid felt differently and even designed her own zombie costume...

Not bad eh?

The adults gave her compliments and she scared several younger children without even trying.

My daughter and I have shared each of her Halloweens save one when she was out of town. She says she wants to go with me again next year but I remember that when I was 12 I wanted to go with my friends and not with a parent tagging along.

No matter what we both have some great memories...

If the trailer of STRIPPERS VS WEREWOLVES is anything to go by...

...it will be the CITIZEN KANE of werewolf vs stripper movies.

via TOPLESS ROBOT

Happy Halloween Everyone! (The Final Episode)

From Crackle: Silent Hill

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Thursday, November 3, 2011

A writing break or a broken brain...

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

(Recommended Hotness) Fay Daniels looks positively embraceable.

(Insane News) Cow Urine Soda - an idea whose time has come.

Drugs! Murder! Prostitution! Nuns! Watch the short (and NSFW) film 'THY KILL BE DONE'!

One week until my new serial novel starts- there is still time to vote on the title.

Italics?

(A complete anthology of online stories) IN THIS TWILIGHT- tales of lost gods and fragile transformations

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

These suave f*ckers come to us from PLAID STALLIONS.

I would love to have been invited to this Halloween party... so would most DOCTOR WHO fans I imagine.

The latest OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS confuses me deeply.

It's Donald Trump vs Jon Stewart! (My money's on Jon...)

Halloween 2011 Post-Mortem

If the trailer of STRIPPERS VS WEREWOLVES is anything to go by...

Happy Halloween Everyone! (The Final Episode)

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